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Hazard god mode for Belgium tonight
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EASILY the best individual performance of the Euros thus far. Magic, Eden, Eden-Eden, Eden-Eden, Eden HAZARD! Eden.
HAZARD MASTERCLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The real Eden is back baby!!!
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HAZARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Well done Xhaka....your a true gunner now!!
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LOL Gunners preparation ritual...
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Bottling the big game while under pressure. It's like Xhaka is already wearing an Arsenal shirt.
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You guys are really something else...you'd think winning a championship one season and almost hitting rock bottom would somehow bring a bit of humility, yet you will always have a laugh at our club for the littlest things. Stay gold, pony boys.
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@Shay And you have to do an extra click, come to our page, spend 10 seconds reading the comments and get salty because the rival fans throwing banters on THEIR OWN forum.
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Saw it on premier league forum mate. Came here to see what it was all about...
shay - Tell me if you haven'tt seen your fellow gunner fans mock at Chelsea and its players year after year.....its part of all forums dude.

Anyways this is simplest of banters you will get from a rival fan
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bant on. I just came to defend him...the guy has had a solid tourney.
meh, it's not even funny anymore. Either I'm too old for this s**t or I'm no fun at parties. Or both. Probably both.
Learn to have a laugh every once in a while, we took it when you gunners were laying it to us in September-December, if you can dish it but can't take it, well, I feel sorry for you. Btw, this is our page just in case you didn't know. Feel free to reply to my post on the premier league page if you can't take some light banter.

Don't be a footytube Barcelona fan.
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Bluff, if you don't know me by now I get worked up and then I see the bigger picture :D I'm a very understanding and reflective person. I see my initial comment here wasn't necessary...as I said, bant on.
Found this on Liverpool page and some of them are really hilarious

About Zlatan Ibrahimovic:

1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his
parents just moved to another house.

2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.

3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

4 - Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.

6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.

7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.

8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.

9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.

11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.

12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.

13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.

14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
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#10 gets me every time 😂
Chuck Norris jokes replaced with Zlatan instead
Chuck Norris vs Zlatan = Universe ends.
zlatan has counted to infinity twice.
Zlatan once started counting.. the number he reached is now known as "infinity"
Jamie Vardy has rejected Arsenal and agreed a new deal with Premier League champions Leicester with wage said to be worth £100,000/week.
Gunners offering him a deal reported to be worth £120,000 a week.

Happy for Leicester and I hope they can hold-on to Kante and Mahrez
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I do too but Jaime is English, a cult hero, and the more likely to stay. Mahrez and kante are younger and will attract more interest, especially kante who suddenly is more important than pogba and griezman to France but has a low release clause.
..wait Kante has a release Clause? We should've activated the s**t out of it by now!
What does that say about Arsenal and Wenger, lmao. Fail.
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^yeah cos ur club legend just didn't join us last season did he lol
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^Sorry but that was because he had won everything that can be won with us and we had to sell him to make room for our youngster....It was time for Cech to relax , spend more time with family and save some money for retirement at a club with no pressure of winning.
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OK u think that after finishing what 10th?
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Lol wow thats a kick in the teeth....poor ar6nil
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Oh s**t!

Oh burn!

Dayummm!
RIP everyone.
Bluff i dont think that is necessary, Vardy rejected Arsenal because he hinks their style of play will not suit him, that is very good decision and it doesn't make Arsenal a failure, its best for both parties. Ibra would ve suits Arsenal more.
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@Obino Still hilarious as hell tho

@gooner Vardy isn't being told hes second choice
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Wilmots looking like a genius now! Belgium to semis?
gladbach director confirms
"We only spend the money we have. But in the case of Christensen we are of course willing to make him a record transfer. We know for sure that a player with his qualities won't be cheap."

Cant afford to lose him
should be allowed to leave, and if Chelsea is smart ..place a buy back clause on him :P
or just extend the loan for one more season and bring him back next year
no sale, only 1 more loan year
Sorry I forgot Jose's not around nomore.. Hope the youth is more appreciated now
England being England as usual..:P
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