Ryan Giggs, Paul Scholes' inability to ever tackle legally, Andres Iniesta's moment of salvation against Chelsea (2009), David Beckham's work ethic, Special 1 TV, Sir Alex Ferguson and (future Sir) Jose Mourinho.
Oh, and chocolate. :)
Carlos "Quasimodo" Tevez, Cristiano "Dior" Ronaldo, Didier "Pastry-roller" Drogba, Rafa "Fachtman" Benitez, Zlatan "Chokes-like-a-cheap-hooker" Ibrahimovic, Gennaro "Boarsnout" Gattuso, Ray "Bernini-Sculpture-of-a-Goal" Hudson and Mexican football broadcasters' super-slo-mo "Phantom Camera" :D
Just for Fun (Midfielder) Three Points Or None
I worship at the Church of the Welsh Wizard.
The highlights of my 21-year life have been Barcelona '99, acceptance to the University of Toronto's Aerospace Masters Program, flying a Cessna 152 and my spring-break trip to Cuba!
I live in the hope of the eventual discovery that Cristiano "Bellyflop" Ronaldo is hiding female genitalia.