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Niru
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22nd December, 2010
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15 year old Male
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Chelsea, Chennai Super Kings, Suresh Raina, Dhoni, Morkel, Bollinger, Sergio Aguero, Petr Cech ETC.
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Just for Fun (Midfielder)
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Niru wrote in Premiership Chat
It's not fun to see the fans of the team you just beat crying, and petrified. Poor Benfica. #RESPECT for a good match
He won us the EL.
He has every right to do whatever crazy sh*t he wants :P That's the best explanation I can give!
Spurs, because they actually do well. And I like AVB. And because they're the underdogs now. And Bale deserves CL football.
I like the fact that we are linked more to Cavani and Lewandowski and not as much as before to Falcao (who I don't want at Chelsea, ask Zilch for the explanatio...
Cavani would totally fit us!
True. Selling him would be a bigger mistake than buying Torres.
On his own wall
Lampard is the model professional. He wanted to be a striker, but was honest enough with himself to realise that he didn't have the pace.
When Chelsea don't h...
Niru updated their profile
^DUH! He got Napoleon to our club..
Yeah I was scared too..
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When Chelsea don't have the ball, he organizes the midfield superbly, forming an effective shield to the back four. He is never reckless into tackle. In a career spanning 550 odd games, he's gotten only three red cards.
When Chelsea DO get the ball back, he is seldom the one to lose it cheaply. He is usually the one who, with
Pinpoint precision, will deliver a diagonal ball some 70 yards forwards, at the full back's toes. The man has taken 54 penalties and missed only 7. 87% conversion rate. He has scored more than 20 goals a season for year after year after year. It was his first time pass that helped Ramires deliver the blow to Barca. It was his cheeky goal from the byline that helped us defeat Barca.
He's had his personal life splashed onto newspapers, and handled it with unparalleled grace. He's been booed by West Ham fans and fans of the English team (who've been too gaga over Gerrard to have given this guy a chance), and taken it all in his stride. He's been called "Fat Frank" and just brushed it off.
He is the best ambassador football has. It's been a pleasure to have followed him. He made Chelsea worth it. I love him
A few years ago, a fearsome goal bandit they called El Nino traveled from the northern lands of Liverpool to the urban sprawl of London for a large bounty. But as soon as he came, he disappeared, taking his goals with him.
Of course, people have claimed various sightings since. Legend has it that he appeared in Barcelona to help the Blues on their quest for the Champions League Grail. Others say he made off with a golden boot in Ukraine last summer.
The townspeople of Stamford Bridge had given up on ever finding him again, until last week when a mysterious man in a black mask helped the Blues defeat the evil wizards of Rubin Kazan.
Today, again he showed up to help overtake the minions of Count Di Canio. They call him Zorres, but could this be the legendary El Nino in hiding? They resemble each other in body and he shows flashes of El Nino’s trademark pace.
But there is something different about this man. This masked avenger doesn’t poach goals at the same rate as El Nino, but instead tries to give goals to others. El Nino also had long flowing golden hair, while this stranger’s cropped hair belongs to the magical people of Ginger.
No one will truly ever know because his identity is hidden behind the mask. But his former mentor, the Camarero of Espana, swears that this masked wonder will soon reveal himself as the old El Nino.
The world awaits with bated breath…