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14th August, 2011
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Recent Activity
4 years ago
ManUperch is now friends with AidanLuca
5 years ago
After the injury, Did Messi's balls drop off?
ManUperch nominated R. van Persie (43') for Goal of the Week
Rooney trains Carroll on how to score!
Use Old Spice, After Shave lotion!
This is what happens if you have Terry in your team, you have to celebrate victories on your own ;)
6 years ago
Real's Downfall : Mourinho covering his mouth while giving instructions, due to privacy or bad breath!
Poor Ramos had lost his vision and was perplexed from last night's stripper, else he would have scored!
Controversy during Oscar diving awards, Sergio kicks Drogba's balls!
Terry : I will make you repent this decision tonight!
Ronaldo gets erotic after his SHOT on Goal with the 69 position assists!
Yamaha Bikes - Lets you fly!!
Assistant : Awards JT with a Penis trophy, Terry's award speech was : Common! I dint know she was your wife! Roberto : Oh Really?!?!
Number 1 saves it, Number 2 dives over it, Number 3 is in a hangover!
After defeats in both leagues, Pep was under HEAVY PRESSURE from behind!
Newcastle were renovating St James' Park, so the toilets were shifted to the ground!
Ronaldo in excitement just peed on the ground, When ref asked he said just '1'.
When Victoria's phone s*x accidentally switched onto the speaker!
Robben's dragon was properly tamed by the opponents left hand!
Terry: dont worry Messi, tonight I will hump you with my dribbles ;)
The player's sun power was slowly draining out with injuries, he needs a recharge!
Mancini was hale and healthy until he picked Mario, since then instead of titles all he got were heart attacks!
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