Jeroen (Jeroen)
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Joined: 23rd, May 09
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Member Since
23rd May, 2009
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27 year old Male
A soft bed, a good film, an exiting footy game, a nice girl and a cold beer. At the same time.

As for football:
* Puyol.
* Xavi's superhuman passing and vista
* Iniesta's, well, everything. From his personality to every one of his silky touches on the pitch
* Messi's ability to glue the ball to his feet, his dribbling pace, insight and great range of finishing
* Kloppo's enthusiasm
Just for Fun (Defender)
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream–and not make dreams your master,
If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings–nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And–which is more–you’ll be a Man, my son!
Recent Activity
How are they 'ridiculously incomparable'? Bartra is fast and strong too. You think Bale is superman? If Bartra pulls him down instead of trying to politely shov...
10 minutes ago
Hmmm, I don't know if footballers, being injury prone and all, count as employees. Perhaps high-risk employees which cost a ton more to insure.
16 minutes ago
I'd welcome a Schmelzer sale if they bid €10m+. Durm is rapidly becoming better and Schmelle deserves playing time. At Liverpool he'd be with a great manager ...
17 minutes ago
The pricetag is always much more complicated than it looks. You don't just pay for quality when you are a club of the stature of Madrid; you pay for the big nam...
10 hours ago
Hmm, yeah, I exaggerated a bit there. But a 10.5 is plausible. Especially with a week of training from experts. A friend of mine, only 1m75 tall and a footballe...
11 hours ago
Good read, and I've had similar thoughts recently too. The fact we're complaining about the pitches when they're clearly not horrible (apparently Xavi did after...
I find it a bit odd how English speaking people constantly butcher every other language. Is it that hard to pronounce Slavic languages (besides Polish), Latin l...
You should all watch this: And think long and deep about it.
22 hours ago
Are you saying Benteke isn't fast? Really? His name is Drmić by the way, and he's agile and skilled, but hasn't got great pace. But agility and quick feet are...
You're just forgetting the small fact that Bale is running WITH the ball while looking around for his teammates. And neither are actually running at full speed....
Of all people to break that tournament clean sheet... Haha :)
Ronaldo looks like Don Corleone, speaking with a rasping voice: "Leo, my boy, how much was it we agreed on for that invisibility trick?"
Messi never 'just has a bad week'. There's something wrong, because he isn't even trying.
Just imagine this: 1) Gets famous for having a couple of stellar games in the Champions League in 2012 2) Gets injured for over a year 3) Refuses to sign a new...
^Lol, what a painful mistake!
Exactly a month from now: May 17.
No, of course it IS an extension. If he didn't do that, he could leave for FREE as soon as January 1 2015 on a Bosman transfer. Now he'll probably play for us f...
Jeroen is now friends with Jiffymanutd
1 week ago
Jeroen is now friends with TheLEMONdowskii
2 weeks ago
Jeroen gave the Napoli v Juventus video a rating of 5
Jeroen nominated D. Mertens (81') for Goal of the Week
Jeroen nominated L. Messi (84') for Goal of the Week
Jeroen is now friends with ManoK
1 month ago
Jeroen nominated Y. Touré (55') for Goal of the Week
2 months ago
Jeroen nominated L. Messi (44') for Goal of the Week
Jeroen is now friends with Godspeedysick
Jeroen nominated J. Rodriguez (75') for Goal of the Week
Jeroen is now friends with Kingaliali
Jeroen added new photos to Madrid is not that bad after all
1 year ago
Jeroen added new photos to Signal Iduna Park
Jeroen added new photos to Toons
3 years ago
Jeroen added new photos to Der Sepp
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