The World Cup slogans are a mess. Argentina's claim to be "not just a team, we are a country" is a mere statement of fact; Belgium's rallying cry of "expect the impossible" has scant regard for logic or good sense; and England's abomination – "The dream of one team, the heartbeat of millions!!" – manages to squeeze two extraneous exclamation marks into a sentence that means nothing.

A few of them are nearly there. "No one can catch us" sums up Russian foreign policy with some accuracy and the deceptively simple Cameroon slogan "a lion remains a lion" will at least give the opposition something to ponder. But most of these are dire. Can you do any better?

Can you improve these 32 slogans? Please

Algeria
Desert warriors in Brazil

Argentina
Not just a team, we are a country

Australia
Socceroos: hopping our way into history!

Belgium
Expect the impossible!

Bosnia and Herzegovina
Dragons in heart, dragons on the field!

Brazil
Brace yourselves! The Sixth is coming!

Cameroon
A lion remains a lion

Chile
Chi Chi Chi!, Le Le Le! Go Chile

Colombia
Here travels a nation, not just a team!

Costa Rica
My passion is football, my strength is my people, my pride is Costa Rica

Ivory Coast
Elephants charging towards Brazil!

Croatia
With fire in our hearts, for Croatia all as one!

Ecuador
One commitment, one passion, only one heart, this is for you Ecuador!

England
The dream of one team, the heartbeat of millions!!

France
Impossible is not a French word

Germany
One nation, one team, one dream!

Ghana
Black Stars: here to illuminate Brazil

Greece
Heroes play like Greeks

Honduras
We are one country, one nation, five stars on the heart

Iran
Honour of Persia

Italy
Let's paint the Fifa World Cup dream blue

Japan
Samurai, the time has come to fight!

South Korea
Enjoy it, Reds!

Mexico
Always united, always Aztecas

Holland
Real men wear orange

Nigeria
Only together we can win

Portugal
The past is history, the future is victory

Russia
No one can catch us

Spain
Inside our hearts, the passion of a champion

Switzerland
Final stop: 07-13-14 Maracana!

Uruguay
Three million dreams … let's go Uruguay

USA
United by team, driven by passion

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