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ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 2 years ago

Where did France and Italy meet in 2006?
The final
Where did they meet in '10?
The airport.

Not very good, but oh well.... .... ...

LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 2 years ago

That's heaps funny actually, whatca talking bout fool!

ManUK (Manchester United) 2 years ago

They both deserved it

LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 2 years ago

Its not WC relevant buts its kind of funny.....................

Rob12 (Manchester United) 2 years ago

Lmfao

Rob12 (Manchester United) 2 years ago

Joke of the day - England world cup campaign

Jetlifari (Arsenal) 2 years ago

One day while walking home from school, a young girl once asked her Dad, "What is football, Daddy? "
He said, "It's when 22 men kick a ball around for 90 minutes and the Germans win. "

Jetlifari (Arsenal) 2 years ago

Heaven vs. Hell Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell. God invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan proposed a football game between heaven and earth. God, always fair, told the devil, 'the heat must be affecting your brain, the game would be so one sided, don't you know all the "good" players go to heaven? ' The devil, smiling, responded 'Yeah, but we've got all the World Cup referees.... "

Donnchadh (Liverpool) 2 years ago

Haha that one is pretty good

StefanJay (Arsenal) 2 years ago

This is straight off of the Spain v Portugal minute by minute report so I take no credit for its creation, but I thought it was funny.

Many of the Portugal team will be a bit too young to remember the famous day in 1139 when their country won independence from Spain, but Bruno Alves has probably told them all about it

Ant (Liverpool) 2 years ago

ManUK (Manchester United) 2 years ago

loool bloody Americans

StefanJay (Arsenal) 2 years ago

As if I wasn't ashamed enough already to be an American.... It baffles me sometimes how stupid "we" are. I can't believe that is a real news headline

Adamaus (Manchester United) 2 years ago

Anyone but me noticed that most of the BIG sports in america (Baseball, gridiron) are sports that stop every 10 seconds for about a minute. For exmaple gridiron do a play then spend a minute recovering and coming up with the next play. I think this shows the mental capacity of the american, they need that time to figure out what just happened.

Football on the other hand is to quick and nonstop, therefor they can't keep up

Ant (Liverpool) 2 years ago

I kinda disagree. I just think Americans prefer sports where the end score is 84 - 72 instead of maybe 1-0 or 2-1. You can't argue that basketball isn't quick and nonstop

LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 2 years ago

Hockey is american(more canadian) and i'd say that's fast paced

Donnchadh (Liverpool) 2 years ago

I see what the Amadeus is saying though. Maybe Americans just can't appreciate the flow and spontaneity that football is all about. It is a game with rhythm, and people from the states just can't keep up? Whatever that case, the newspaper headline is embarrassing to say the least. All around stupidity, how can you call a game stupid, unless it's croquet or something?

ManUK (Manchester United) 2 years ago

Or Curling

, no offense to any big curling people

Jetlifari (Arsenal) 2 years ago

ROFLMAO!

Gooner12 (Arsenal) 2 years ago

If football is stupid then you wouldn't have copied that name for you No. 1 sport - American football!

2 years ago

In 2008, when England hasn't reached the tournament, we've had such a joke at work - it's kinda weak, but anyway here it comes:

Have you heard, that England won European Cup? .... On Playstation

Charliehenry (Arsenal) 2 years ago

Whats the difference between Tea and England? Tea stays in the cup for longer

Gooner12 (Arsenal) 2 years ago

Lol that's a good one

ManUK (Manchester United) 2 years ago

Lool that's well done

Ant (Liverpool) 2 years ago

What if carlsberg made replays

ManUK (Manchester United) 2 years ago

That must have taken some real special effect work

Ant (Liverpool) 2 years ago

Jetlifari (Arsenal) 2 years ago

ROFL, ROFL, ROFL, ROFL!!

Realfan220 (Real Madrid) 2 years ago

Lmao

Gooner12 (Arsenal) 2 years ago

Heres some cool ones:

Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.
What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.
Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment.
When Thierry Henry was asked to explain why France were so poor, he said he simply couldn't handle it.
Today: France meet South Africa in Bloemfontein. Wednesday: England meet Slovenia in Port Elizabeth. Thursday: England meet France in the departure lounge.
My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.

Pragathish (AC Milan) 2 years ago

What is the difference between a guy in the bathroom and Felipe Melo?
The guy in the bathroom can pass....

Yes, I know, its lame.

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