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World Cup Jokes!
WhiteHartRogue (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
Has anyone got any good jokes about the world cup? So far there has been a lot of upsets & i've recieved quite a few jokes by text, ill post once some1 else has
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Knock knock
Donnchadh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maybe the Itis should implement a rule that if you have a prescription for viagra you can't be on the national team
StefanJay (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I'll humor you. Who's there? .... Not the french I would imagine
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
FIFA!
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Fifa who?
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
This joke has been banned due to FIFA copywright laws!
StefanJay (Arsenal) 4 years ago
You mean like unsanctioned beer adverts?
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
Lol no its just that FIFA are the joke!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
What do you call a frenchman or an italian in south africa? .... A tourist
Hill (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Did you hear the one about france being a favorite?!
Donnchadh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Zing
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Lol guys
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Experts have claimed the World Cup is like World War two repeating

Usa turned up late,
France gave up
Italy changed sides and somehow still lost
And its up to the English to beat Germany


PS this is not my joke, it got sent to me
Donnchadh (Liverpool) 4 years ago
That's pretty good though
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Hahah really good
StefanJay (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Hahaha, I love it
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Yep, good one that. Someone put some thought into it.  In the tune of the theme, the Japanese are looking pretty darn good.
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Brilliant mate, haha
Smalcat (NK Olimpija Ljubljana) 4 years ago
Thought England won the Germans though :)
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 4 years ago
My computer has the Robert Green virus, now I can't save anything.    Not mine either
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Hahahahahahaha
StefanJay (Arsenal) 4 years ago
At least you have your slightly more reliable, if slightly older, computer sitting in the closet
StefanJay (Arsenal) 4 years ago
So the Italian team is on their way to their geriatrics appointment and...
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
These Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand.... In fact they're crossing the line    Hehehehehe
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Whats the difference between Rooney and Shrek?    Shrek can save the day!
Northstream (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
Rooney is the new Heskey!  Ooops, that wasn't funny...
WhiteHartRogue (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
The team are all getting behind rob green, they need to
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Why are Italian women happy?
CanonsofArsene (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Well you can't blame a woman for delighting at the prospect of her partner returning home from work early, can you?
CanonsofArsene (Arsenal) 4 years ago
But mind you, they shouldn't be too happy because its not like those men have much ball skills, right?
Raj (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Nicolas Mahut single handedly salvaged some pride for the French after lasting more hours than the entire French squad did in Euro 08' and the WC ,put together.




Found the fun fact on the internet
CanonsofArsene (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Yea this is stuff of legends right there! Its not football but its such an incredible sporting achievement that we can celebrate it here no problem! That was a good joke btw because it was actually true!
CanonsofArsene (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"Yea.... I'm looking forward to that game.... It really does send a Chile down my Spain!"
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
That was actually top class punmanship
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I've never seen a pun so good, except of course they bridge and terry banter
CanonsofArsene (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Not really a joke but a fun fact -

Nicolas Sarkozy, the French president, has asked for an audience with Theirry Henry so that he may learn exactly what happened amongst the French ranks in their disastrous world cup campaign....

You know its bad when the Governments involved....
CanonsofArsene (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Its not really a group of death is it? All the groups seem pretty balanced you know.... I mean, yea its Brazil, and Portugal and the Ivory Coast of course, and.... Oh right...
CanonsofArsene (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Did you hear about the frustration of the Italians over their hotels in South Africa?

The pool was too shallow for diving....

CanonsofArsene (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Sorry, I just decided to post all these really bad jokes that just struck my head
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Zambrotta will meanwhile maintain his spot at right-back.

And as we know, Pato and Ronaldinho are left-back....


At home.

4 years ago
Fabio Capello was asked, this morning if he would be sticking with a 4-4-2.

He replied, that he will be going with a 7-4-7 as there is more legroom
MrPoopyPants (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
I like that one
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
loool brilliant



   
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