Got pinched at the office today which gave me the bright idea for this thread. Didn't see any in a quick search. Sorry if I missed it. So, in the Jeff Foxworthy redneck style....

If you're sneaking a peak while at the office and you notice your son just logged on at home....
.... You just might be a footytube addict.

If you're fan valuation points are your idea of a well rounded social life....
.... You just might be a footytube addict.

If your watching match and don't want your team to score because you have dreamfooty defender on the other team....
.... You just might be a footytube addict.

If you're spending at least 1 hour on the footytube forums....
.... You might just be a footytube addict

If you are posting on this thread right now....
.... You might just be a footytube addict

Oh no, I'm one!

If you spend a majority of the day thinking about footytube and what to post....
.... You might be a footytube addict

If at night footytube is the last thing you think about....
.... You might be a footytube addict

If you think about footytube just moments after you wake up....
.... You might be a footytube addict

If your sister breaks girlfriend breaks her leg, you look out of the window and go back to the computer....
.... You might just be a footytube addict

If you go top of the fan valuation leaderboard overnight, realise the next morning and then have a beer and let off some fireworks....
You might just be a footytube addict.

This thread is wicked! I love Mauijim's last one it is so funny

When someone ask you for your address and you tell them footytube.com
.... You might just be a footytube addict

If someone ask you for your i'd and you show them your footytube jersey
.... You might just be a footytube addict

Yes! This topic just made my day, thank goodness I saw it I have a topic of the same theory, check it out


Link: www.footytube.com/forums/off-topic/footytube-rehab...

Great minds think alike my friend

When you write a letter to a club on the team chat expecting an official reply    .... You might just be a footytube addict

When your home page on your browser is set to footytube.com.... You might just be a footytube addict

When you are still around after 2 years, You might just be a footytube addict

What can I say? .... Guilty as charged.... Lol

When you browse the forums and someone has revived a thread you started....    You might just be a footytube addict

When you're always hiding bits of footytube in the cistern or under the sofa or in a lampshade, then...

When you use your lunch break to browse forums, you might just be a footytube addict

Actually…when you hold your sandwich in the left hand and type a post with the right, you might just be a footytube addict.

When you eat your sandwich in 60 seconds to have both hands free, you might just be a footytube addict.

When you just logged off, but log back on, because you just saw a link/picture/joke you want to post, you might just be a footytube addict.

If you have bookmared footytube on the toolbar or on the speeddial
.... You might just be a footytube addict !

Lol and I'm one of them. FML !