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Three Word Story Game
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
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The footytube Story- 516 words

One early morning there was a boy who went back in time to kick a famous guy named Diego Maradona but he realised Maradona was too young, being 1967 and he had a penguin friend whom he tried to dance with. A dead Hitler came make from the cinema with “Eva” and popcorn, dancing to fame. They met Maradona and sniffed cocaine to try if it can make magical cough medicine which can also kill people by dissolving their unfortunate non-Jewish ties. Suddenly a velociraptor came to a star wars wedding between Darth Vader and Jar Jar. He sat eating raw eggs with John Rambo and Barney the Dinosaur. When he stopped he smelled a familiar perfume in the crowd and the boy with pink Barcelona jersey who danced naked and swaying violently. Later that night a vampire jiggled with a midget. The vampire sucked his red lollipop, a euphemism for a candy stick. Pop went the net when the incredibly disgustingly obese 10 feet midget had caught a great white shark who had eaten a flying squirrel who was obsessed with playing the piano. So the squirrel flew away to get some nuts where it met a black cat who was unlucky and enjoyed Oreos. Then Spiderman began an adventure that was going to involve mutated hamsters which can poop massive chickens that eat French toast and drink beers. These mutated hamsters weighing twenty tonnes and smelling of Lee’s old underpants that had just been soaked in molten lava because a big eruption had occurred on an ant hole. The poor mod was crying about his girlfriend’s wedding so he went to play with the ball he was given by Wayne Rooney at the graveyard. Then Berbatov stole it and gave it to a man who decided to destroy the ball using Ferguson's Hair-dryer. Rooney went mad and threw the shooe at Jenny who in turn took revenge by destroying his trophy and taking his bedroom slippers out for dry cleaning. Alex Ferguson laughed because he had burned his slippers with a blow torch, Then carlo Ancelotti fell in a pool of spaghetti covered in a which he noticed Man Utd Kits which were stinking of Glory Hunters who actually are scousers in disguise and then a Barcelona fan died as a result of swallowing too much of a goldfish he caught in a bathtub that lionel messi had lived in all his life until iniesta said why are you so incredibly short? And messi said "I'm vertically challenged" Iniesta then went high heels shopping with xavi who said messi was an incredible blacksmith ask robert hoof how he managed to have such a big massive empire of evil, the glazer brothers are the kings of the whole wide world which in turn makes the worst ever owner of clubs gilette and hicks who died when the revolution began over pink boots because they hurt the poor lad's very smelly feet intrigued by a mistletoe he bought while on holiday in australia when he went into the bush and dies. THE END, FIN, ENDE.

This is how you play:

Basically you just continue the story by adding three words.

Person 1:
Once upon a

Next Person:
Time, there was

Next Person:
A fish who

Please start a fresh new comment each time and try not adding other information or anything unrelated to this topic. If you do have something to say, reply to this comment. Also please don't continually post, let about 3-5 posts go before you do another one.

Here it goes....
BNetworks (Chelsea) 6 years ago
My opinion : I suggest 5 words though, Sam.... 3 is a little short (Maybe in another topic). Do see couple of discontinuation along the way....
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Yeah I think I might do that for #2 or something.... But this is still going ok. If it were 5 one person would have too much say at one time.... But sometimes that good.... Lol we'll see
Juveseria (Juventus) 6 years ago
Haha nice story so far
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
When do you guys think we should end this? Maybe a month?
Hithere (Manchester United) 6 years ago
"then a Barcelona fan died as a result of swallowing too much of a goldfish he caught in a bathtub that lionel messi had lived in all his life"
Makes no sense but it had me lol'ing
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
One early morning
Gooner12 (Arsenal) 6 years ago
There was a
Tigermelon (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Boy who went
6 years ago
Back in time
Azeal (Liverpool) 6 years ago
To kick a
Prejsu (KKS Lech Poznan) 6 years ago
Famous guy named
JesuSaves (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Diego Maradona but
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 6 years ago
He realised that
GoonerXi (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Maradona was too
6 years ago
Young, being 1967
Joshstyle (Chelsea) 6 years ago
And he had
Azeal (Liverpool) 6 years ago
A penguin friend
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Whom he tried
Mrmonolith (Arsenal) 6 years ago
To dance with

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