I.... Help.... If anyone can hear....
.... I.... Oh it's so dark....
.... So very very dark in here.... Please if anyone can.... Help
.... Oh God.... I can hear him, he's coming back....
.... The smell.... I'ts.... I can't....

Reports arriving of a spawning pit found in Wales, full of baby Lee's crawling about

Did anyone check "the priory" rehab clinic? , all the big knobs go there

The disappearance of Lee was most bizarre until I received this postcard. He says not to worry about him and that he has finally found his true calling, as a superhero.

News just in, drunken racist found stumbling around Brighton beach, fits Lee's description.






Correction, he is not a racist, he is a rapist

What do you mean, you can find him on the chat.    Just type in -> :B

Maybe lee is geek

There's rumours he's been seen in the Scottish highlands wandering the hills dressed up as a Haggis, drinking Whisky and singing along to the Proclaimers!

I hope he didn't take Harold Camping's predictions too seriously! He could be in a home-made bunker trying to wait out the Apocalypse

Well if I am not mistaken, Lee has a fascination with cheese and octupuses. LIfeguard came around at that time Lee left, NO? I belive Netnerd (my sense of timing is terrible btw), left at the same time? Lee kidnapped netnerd, told him to kidnapp lifeguard, in return lee made liam a mod but under lifeguard, lee also said Lifeguard can become a mod if he can pretend to be bobored who is pretending to be an argentinian, who is actually liam. Lee then realised all he did was swap two people around, and that he couldn't dethrone matt. He suicided after

I think matt turned on him when he least expected it, and took over as sole controller of the site. He probably locked up Lee somewhere in the fooytube towers now

This topic is designed so we can put forward our theories on where site creator and spiritual "ET-like" figure Lee Smith has gotten to. Drunk in a basement somewhere? Trapped under the weight of Arsenals trophy cabinet?

Latest news is as below:

A tribe in the Amazon basin, completely untouched by human contact for 3000 years have come forward into civilisation with shocking news that our very own Lee has been visiting them, impersonating a God and impregnating them in the most foul, shameless ways.