2 - people on the plane shaking like a leaf, therefore loosening all the rivets, and the plane falls to bits in mid air, "looking at you liverpoolfan".
3 - you. F. O's.... Unidentified flying onions
4 - an elephant stampede onboard would be another cause.
5 - drunken football fans wanting to go outside for a smoke while the planes still in the air
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Tony, I love you dude(no homo).... You made me laugh like mad....
You are more likely to be killed in a car or Skiing than you are in a plane!
Flying as unnatural as it is.... Is the safest form of transport we have!
I love flying what a buzz you get taking off!
Anyone ever been to Lanzarote?
I went a few years ago and when your coming in to land all you see is water until the last second when your about to land then the runway come's into view! Pretty scary landing!