1)Stan Kroenke, Roman Abramovich and Malcolm Glazer star in the action thriller "No Country for Old Money"
2)Academy Award winner Cristiano Ronaldo, John Terry and David Beckham star in the new "Million Pound Babies"
3)Jose Mourinho stars in the epic blockbuster "They Will Bleed Blue"
4)Keira Knightley and Parminder Nagra team up again joining David Beckham and Cristiano Ronaldo for this summers football blockbuster "Bend it like Ronaldo"
5)Arsene Wenger starring in the new drama "Our Beautiful Football"
Hmmm this all came about because Berb on a Wire rhymed with Bird on a Wire, but the Bird on a Wire movie poster was crap, so I changed it to the Man on Wire movie poster, but then the original pun no longer worked, which meant I ended up going into a comedy cul-de-sac. I'd like to say I managed to get out of it. But I didn't.