I've taken a hard luca round me, but I still can't find Tony

Who ever does not find this thread hilarious can Crouch down, eat my Brown shorts and kiss my Butt!

Doctor asked me for a sample of my Seaman!

Need to buy a honda somedays

I have some stories too and I Wilshere them with you.

This one goes Welbeck in time when I was still a Young lad. I was a musician and the band had secured some Giggs in Valencia, in Spain.

I had just written a Song but was Terryfied by the idea of playing in public in a foreign country. Fortunately, there was a horrible Collison of cars right in front of the club and shows were canceled, Spearing me from the possible embarrassment.

It was all good because I met Carroll and she was a fine piece of Ashley if you know what I mean. What can I say, I Osbourne to have fun and that’s what I did.

I was Defoe going to stay longer, but things got tough and going back to Northern Ireland to work as a cop seemed a Noble thing to do. I was going to fight crime and check out people pretending to smoke a Smith. There was particularly this United and Rangers fan, but you have probably Herd this before.

After seeing all your efforts, I feel like jumping through the Gallas

Tony! Quick, run and hide in a foreign land. May I suggest Asamoa or Rio? Oh and Tony, you Arshavin your head so they don't recognize you right?

The cops hit Tony? They can be serious kuntz*




sorry!

Sounds like some strong shittu been smoking there, Tony

I bet that won't be good for Tony's bentley he'll probably want to clean up

Sounds like you got yourself into a real pile of Kaka there Tony

There I was stoned, minding my own business smoking on an alan smith when along came this copper, excuse me sir, whats that your smoking? None of your business I said, you cops are a pain in the nicky butt.
He seemed to take offence at this, and hit me such a kick in the micheal ballacks I was doubled over, I then hit him over the head with a wheelie bin, and left him in a carlos puyol of blood, and that's how I ended up in gaol clichy

Make sure you Lucarelli hard at previous posts, so there are no repeats.

Anyone that breaks this rule will be Forlan on their backsides

It could get really Messi in here if we don't Holt ourselves back

Or we could have a nice cup of Joe to wake us all up. No Holden back now. Although we better Cech ourselves before we wreck ourselves

Don't go to sleep guys we'll cross that Bridge when we come to it, for now we need to put some hot cole in this footytube fire