Tony! Quick, run and hide in a foreign land. May I suggest Asamoa or Rio? Oh and Tony, you Arshavin your head so they don't recognize you right?

After seeing all your efforts, I feel like jumping through the Gallas

I have some stories too and I Wilshere them with you.

This one goes Welbeck in time when I was still a Young lad. I was a musician and the band had secured some Giggs in Valencia, in Spain.

I had just written a Song but was Terryfied by the idea of playing in public in a foreign country. Fortunately, there was a horrible Collison of cars right in front of the club and shows were canceled, Spearing me from the possible embarrassment.

It was all good because I met Carroll and she was a fine piece of Ashley if you know what I mean. What can I say, I Osbourne to have fun and that’s what I did.

I was Defoe going to stay longer, but things got tough and going back to Northern Ireland to work as a cop seemed a Noble thing to do. I was going to fight crime and check out people pretending to smoke a Smith. There was particularly this United and Rangers fan, but you have probably Herd this before.

Need to buy a honda somedays

Who ever does not find this thread hilarious can Crouch down, eat my Brown shorts and kiss my Butt!

Doctor asked me for a sample of my Seaman!

I've taken a hard luca round me, but I still can't find Tony