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Footballers Names/pun Thread
Alfrodo (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Tony! Quick, run and hide in a foreign land. May I suggest Asamoa or Rio? Oh and Tony, you Arshavin your head so they don't recognize you right?
Theo (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After seeing all your efforts, I feel like jumping through the Gallas
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 4 years ago
I have some stories too and I Wilshere them with you.

This one goes Welbeck in time when I was still a Young lad. I was a musician and the band had secured some Giggs in Valencia, in Spain.

I had just written a Song but was Terryfied by the idea of playing in public in a foreign country. Fortunately, there was a horrible Collison of cars right in front of the club and shows were canceled, Spearing me from the possible embarrassment.

It was all good because I met Carroll and she was a fine piece of Ashley if you know what I mean. What can I say, I Osbourne to have fun and that’s what I did.

I was Defoe going to stay longer, but things got tough and going back to Northern Ireland to work as a cop seemed a Noble thing to do. I was going to fight crime and check out people pretending to smoke a Smith. There was particularly this United and Rangers fan, but you have probably Herd this before.
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Well played son!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Nice one marcinny
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 4 years ago
Thanks Tony. Obviously, your story inspired mine
Theshid (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Need to buy a honda somedays
VeljaSrbin (FK Partizan Beograd) 4 years ago
Who ever does not find this thread hilarious can Crouch down, eat my Brown shorts and kiss my Butt!

Doctor asked me for a sample of my Seaman!
Azizmotaleb (Manchester United) 2 years ago
I've taken a hard luca round me, but I still can't find Tony
REOJoe (Liverpool) 1 year ago
It all doesn't Matta anymore these were Dier
REOreece (Manchester United) 12 months ago
That was juan hell of a post
REOJoe (Liverpool) 12 months ago
You need to see your Nani for a better joke
REOJoe (Liverpool) 12 months ago
You need to get your Piszczek because these puns are Aggernising
REOreece (Manchester United) 12 months ago
Atleast I'm not robben my nanis jokes
REOreece (Manchester United) 12 months ago
You must be the Phantom of the Chopra because your in A Christmas Carroll
REOJoe (Liverpool) 12 months ago
This is going to be a Long time
REOJoe (Liverpool) 12 months ago
You must have a Bony from this
REOJoe (Liverpool) 12 months ago
That was just messi

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