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Footballers Names/pun Thread
Alfrodo (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Tony! Quick, run and hide in a foreign land. May I suggest Asamoa or Rio? Oh and Tony, you Arshavin your head so they don't recognize you right?
Theo (Chelsea) 6 years ago
After seeing all your efforts, I feel like jumping through the Gallas
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 6 years ago
I have some stories too and I Wilshere them with you.

This one goes Welbeck in time when I was still a Young lad. I was a musician and the band had secured some Giggs in Valencia, in Spain.

I had just written a Song but was Terryfied by the idea of playing in public in a foreign country. Fortunately, there was a horrible Collison of cars right in front of the club and shows were canceled, Spearing me from the possible embarrassment.

It was all good because I met Carroll and she was a fine piece of Ashley if you know what I mean. What can I say, I Osbourne to have fun and that’s what I did.

I was Defoe going to stay longer, but things got tough and going back to Northern Ireland to work as a cop seemed a Noble thing to do. I was going to fight crime and check out people pretending to smoke a Smith. There was particularly this United and Rangers fan, but you have probably Herd this before.
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Well played son!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Nice one marcinny
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 6 years ago
Thanks Tony. Obviously, your story inspired mine
Theshid (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Need to buy a honda somedays
VeljaSrbin (FK Partizan Beograd) 6 years ago
Who ever does not find this thread hilarious can Crouch down, eat my Brown shorts and kiss my Butt!

Doctor asked me for a sample of my Seaman!
Azizmotaleb (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I've taken a hard luca round me, but I still can't find Tony
REOJoe (Liverpool) 2 years ago
It all doesn't Matta anymore these were Dier
REOreece (Manchester United) 2 years ago
That was juan hell of a post
REOJoe (Liverpool) 2 years ago
You need to see your Nani for a better joke
REOJoe (Liverpool) 2 years ago
You need to get your Piszczek because these puns are Aggernising
REOreece (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Atleast I'm not robben my nanis jokes
REOreece (Manchester United) 2 years ago
You must be the Phantom of the Chopra because your in A Christmas Carroll
REOJoe (Liverpool) 2 years ago
This is going to be a Long time
REOJoe (Liverpool) 2 years ago
You must have a Bony from this
REOJoe (Liverpool) 2 years ago
That was just messi

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