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Footballers Names/pun Thread
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
That's because evra time you post, you post two in a row
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 4 years ago
It is Krul what you guys are doing to the English language, by adapting words to people names
4 years ago
Ok, consider it Dunne, but I'm not as Keane as I was when I started this thread
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Will this thread keep going? Given a chance, perhaps, but its in Delap of the Gods
Alfrodo (Barcelona) 4 years ago
ManUk sounds convincing.... Can someone give me a Pep talk? The voice inside my head says "competitions are for sissy Lalas. "
Ltm017 4 years ago
Rotfl good one!
Ltm017 4 years ago
I think you guys are Bent on Robben me in this game. Let me tell you what! I will sing you a Song and put you all too sleep
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Don't go to sleep guys we'll cross that Bridge when we come to it, for now we need to put some hot cole in this footytube fire
Alfrodo (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Or we could have a nice cup of Joe to wake us all up. No Holden back now. Although we better Cech ourselves before we wreck ourselves
Lifeguard 4 years ago
It could get really Messi in here if we don't Holt ourselves back
4 years ago
Make sure you Lucarelli hard at previous posts, so there are no repeats.

Anyone that breaks this rule will be Forlan on their backsides
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
There I was stoned, minding my own business smoking on an alan smith when along came this copper, excuse me sir, whats that your smoking? None of your business I said, you cops are a pain in the nicky butt.
He seemed to take offence at this, and hit me such a kick in the micheal ballacks I was doubled over, I then hit him over the head with a wheelie bin, and left him in a carlos puyol of blood, and that's how I ended up in gaol clichy
Alfrodo (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Sounds like you got yourself into a real pile of Kaka there Tony
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I bet that won't be good for Tony's bentley he'll probably want to clean up
4 years ago
Sounds like some strong shittu been smoking there, Tony
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The cops hit Tony? They can be serious kuntz*




sorry!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Lmao



   
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