There I was stoned, minding my own business smoking on an alan smith when along came this copper, excuse me sir, whats that your smoking? None of your business I said, you cops are a pain in the nicky butt. He seemed to take offence at this, and hit me such a kick in the micheal ballacks I was doubled over, I then hit him over the head with a wheelie bin, and left him in a carlos puyol of blood, and that's how I ended up in gaol clichy