You must answer the post with a pun on a footballer' name.

Anyone that answers with an irrelevant/non-pun answer will have Big Tony knocking on their door in the small hours of tomorrow morning,

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It should be taken as Given that this is the best thread on footytube

Speaking of Tony, he might come up with the Best puns, knowing his favourite player

Oh no no not tony, he has a Hart of gold

Hmm, I was thinking of locking this thread, knowing you bunch of zhirk-offs. But I'll keep it open as long as it doesn't get too messi

Well you usually don't find threads like this but we should all applaud and say Bravo!

Well I'm glad to see a few people contributing.... But what about the rest of you, Kanu not think of anything?

Frankly speaking you guys are talking ballacks...

No its just great fun we can all chat and be Young again

I can rest assured that my Young ones are in good Kompany on footytube, now I don't have to get them a Nani

Oh Ballacks :/

Its gone a bit quiet, did anyone bring a Deco cards?

No I don't believe anyone did bring cards.... It might Costa few for so many people I hope you are able to pay with a Cech

I think I'm gonna' Bale from this thread, its gone a bit Duff

No, no Netnerd, don't leave this thread crying like a bebe

I'm not sure about everybody else, but I'm pretty sure I owend the competition