Lets see how far we can go with this.

I will start us off, the next poster must fill in the punchline, and then start a new joke.

Let's try to keep it reasonably clean, and whilst a bit of lighthearted ribbing is good, keep the vitriol away.

Ok, here goes, next poster must fill in the punchline, and then start a new joke.

(a bit of self deprecating humour always goes down well )

Why did the Manchester United fan cross the road?

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

Ok, in the absence of Somere starting the next one, I shall fill in for him

How many Man City fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

What has 10 arms and an IQ of 4?

What do you get if you cross rafa benitez with any successful club on the planet?

What do you call a Chelsea fan at Old Trafford watching Arsenal and Manchester United play each other?

What did Rooney get for Christmas?

What does it mean when a man is referred of having "three golden balls"?

Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand?

Why did Torres turn blue?

Why did Pluto get relegated?

Whats the difference btw a blue and a red?