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Fill In The Punchline And Start The Next Joke
3 years ago
Lets see how far we can go with this.

I will start us off, the next poster must fill in the punchline, and then start a new joke.

Let's try to keep it reasonably clean, and whilst a bit of lighthearted ribbing is good, keep the vitriol away.

Ok, here goes, next poster must fill in the punchline, and then start a new joke.

(a bit of self deprecating humour always goes down well )

Why did the Manchester United fan cross the road?
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
To take on 200 man city fans on the other side
Somere (Portmore Utd) 3 years ago
To get to the champions league final
3 years ago
To get the train to Old Trafford, seeing as he lives 300 miles away from the ground
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
Somere (Portmore Utd) 3 years ago
A defendant
3 years ago
Don't forget to start the next one Somere!
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Theres always one.... Lol, but I bet theres more to come
3 years ago
A lost and confused Leeds fan
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 3 years ago
A shifty individual
3 years ago
Ok, in the absence of Somere starting the next one, I shall fill in for him

How many Man City fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Lifeguard 3 years ago
We still don't know, they're trying to figure out what a lightbulb is
Joeymac (Manchester United) 3 years ago
None, they live in united's shadow     i've heard that one before
Lifeguard 3 years ago
What do you call a Man City fan wearing a Man United jersey?
3 years ago
The future
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
A lucky ba**ard.... Lol
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
A realist
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
A cross-dresser
Matt (Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Tevez
Darkinja (NK Dinamo Zagreb) 3 years ago
Carlos Tevez yup haha. I would have said that
Joeymac (Manchester United) 3 years ago
What has 10 arms and an IQ of 4?
3 years ago
4 Man Utd fans, out on a date with Carol Vorderman's mentally challenged half sister
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Lmfao.... Hahaha
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
Hahahahahaaha
Rowley87 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Lol nice
Joeymac (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Lol netnerd    Man city's bench
3 years ago
What do you get if you cross a Chelsea supporter with a Barcelona fan?
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
A cockney in a basque?
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
I think both sides will agree on an early abortion
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
What do you get if you cross rafa benitez with any successful club on the planet?
3 years ago
I'm not sure, he broke that mould when he went to Liverpool
Lifeguard 3 years ago
Way to go Netnerd, you didn't continue the questions, now it is almost dead! i'll think of something...
Lifeguard 3 years ago
What do you call a Chelsea fan at Old Trafford watching Arsenal and Manchester United play each other?
3 years ago
The entire Sky Sports broadcasting team
Vishal024 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
A Man UTD glory hunter in disguise
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Drunk!
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
Ancelotti in disguise studying opposition
Rowley87 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
What did Rooney get for Christmas?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 3 years ago
Utd fans' affection back
3 years ago
A copy of the latest best-seller "How to Score Goals - For Dummies", a signed pair of well worn, grotty old undies from Barabara Cartland and a Gold Membership card for Tracy's health and beauty Massage Parlour, in Moss Side
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
Nothing. With a salary of 250, 000 pounds per week, Santa thought it was Rooney's turn to bring him something
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
That paints a lovely picture liam, I won't sleep tonight.... Btw traceys a goer.... Wink.... !
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
What does it mean when a man is referred of having "three golden balls"?
3 years ago
It means he's a pawn broker
Marcinny (New York Red Bulls) 3 years ago
Haha. It beats being the lapdog of Blatter at the helm of UEFA. (Although I read a declaration today that left me baffled.)
FootyRulz (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Look like no started the next one yet
Rogue4341 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
He wasn't born with any
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 3 years ago
Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand?
Lifeguard 3 years ago
An Arsenal fan waiting for the tide to come in...
Lifeguard 3 years ago
Why did Torres turn blue?
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
To eventually audition for the Blue man Group
Raj (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Why did Pluto get relegated?
Rogue4341 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Whats the difference btw a blue and a red?



   
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