Myth #1: Washing your hands after going to a public toilet is hygenic

Although this is true, it is only true if you use HOT water and Soap. Just rinsing your hands in cold or luke warm water without using soap will actually lead to MORE bacteria breeding, as they thrive on the moisture.

Thankyou for reading Lees tip of the day. Lee is also available for childrens parties and wedding receptions

Hmmm maybe we should just piss on our hands to make them sterile

Yes, you might have washed your hands, but what about the other 50, 000 scumbags that didn't and then wiped their dung-filled hands all over the door and handle? I try to beat this by opening the bathroom door with the paper towel that I used to dry up

Ant do you then turn the light on and off precisely 5 times to stop planes falling out of the sky?

I like to keep my hands as dirty as possible that way I don't forget they are filthy and keep them well away from my mouth. It also has the side effect of avoiding the socially pregnant situation of 'how hard to shake another mans hand', as they will see your hand and do everything they can to avoid contact

Hmm.... I Remember a footballer once pissed on the pitch. Very wierd

Ocd aint all bad as a jogador, it makes me relentlessly and obsessively practice my game and I mess up a juggle on an odd number I have to go till I get the next sequential even number