You're taking a shower and you get soap in your eye and you're like oh f**k I can't f*****g see! And then with one eye closed you try to get something to clean it out. I use a towel to get it out. Then when you finally get it out it still stings for like a f*****g hour and you want to rip your eye out.

Does anyone else hate this s**t?

Is this the most random topic on footytube? I'd say yes. Its been years since I stung my eyes with soap or shampoo but I remember having one big veiny eye for ages afterwards.

What I really hate is getting a papercut

I hate losing my car keys. I just lost them this morning. F*CK! I lose my mind looking for them. I left them right here! Didn't I?

Ha ha talk about off topic banter.... But since the thread is called "dont you hate it when.... " can we also talk about other things we hate? Like when your food is too hot to eat and you burn your tongue and that burn feeling won't go away for about 3 days?

Lol.... That has never really happened to me.

Don't you hate it when your mind goes blank sometimes and you forget simple 3 or 4 letter words that a 5, 6, or 7 year old should know...

I hate it when you get home and the person in your basement has escaped again

It actually happened this morning to me, but all was well within a couple minutes of rinsing and rubbing

Also I hate it when you're taking a wee in front of a urinal in some pub toilet, and you find yourself idly picking your nose. Pretty soon you will now have a huge slimy bogey on your finger tip, and nowhere to put it....

So you search around the toilet for a solution, and the only sensible thing you can really do with the offending bogey, is to wipe it on the wall in front of you.... But if you look a bit closer, you will notice there is about 100 more dried-on bogeys there, where people have done exactly the same thing before you....

And then you just feel shame

Hmmmm wait.... Er, that's not just me right?

Shouldnt this be in offtopic banter it used to but now its not

I hate it when you are really in a rush to go to work and you forgot your car key and your wallet at home and you said that's ok because you can still get into your house.... Oops you just realize that all your keys are on the same keychain and there is nobody at home.... What a terrible day that's all you are saying. Damn

I hate when you go down to home depot and pay immigrants to strangle you in the shower and then they get distracted by watching TV.... Oh Rob Schneider you sick, sick man

I hate it when you're running late to buy a present for Christmas, so you get a messed-up hamster from a cackling Chinese guy and then you feed it after midnight and get it wet and it turns into loads of little demons, and then Hollywood make a documentary about you but you don't even see a penny of the profits

I hate when you blow your nose in the shower but you don't see where it went, so you spend the rest of the day paranoid about having snot somewhere very visible only to others

I hate it when your running late so you rush to get ready for a night out and you always forget something which is hazardous to your night out. Like forgetting your wallet, not making urself look pretty for the ladies, forgetting to grab that extra 50 then spending all your money getting into the cab line waiting for 40min for a cab and then realizing that you don't have the 50 so you start your hour long drunk walk home alone

Day-to-day experience....