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Do You Still Want To Buy Mw3 After This?
NAOTA (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Link: www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/call-of-duty-moder... ;img;1



How to make Call of Duty game in 12 easy steps:



Step 1: Use an outdated game engine from 2005

Step 2: Insert crappy storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons

Step 3: Design a character that 12 year olds will perceive as "cool" and refer to him only by his mysterious call sign.

Step 4: Kill said character in a scripted event 2/3 way through the campaign.

Step 5: Kill key bad guy in another scripted event involving slow motion

Step 6: Add a halfbaked multiplayer mode. Make sure that there are plenty of glitches and imbalances and good places to camp.

Step 7: Profit.

Step 8: Release overpriced map pack.

Step 9: Profit some more.

Step 10: Add a subscription service for detailed stats, clan support, etc. and other features that would normally be free in many other games.

Step 11: Profit some more.

Step 12: Repeat steps 1-12 until series has been sufficiently milked dry and Bobby Kotick has enough money to fill an Olympic size swimming pool.



Enjoy
SergioRamos (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I still will yes
Cloudst 3 years ago
That's cause your brainwashed bro. Nvr liked MW nvr will and nvr will understand the hype
SergioRamos (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Only becouse I just own at the game
NAOTA (Chelsea) 3 years ago
I'm brilliant at the games too it's just a waste of money. For me now though
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
I like Turtles
FootballForever (Manchester United) 3 years ago
I might buy it, probably will just get Halo anniversary and FIFA 12 though



   
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