My ringtone used to be johnny cash ring of fire, as it is probably the best footy chant out there, and is a kinda scouse mating call. I soon realised that I don't really want to be attracting scousers to my general vicinity, as I like knowing where my wallet is

So I then changed it to the Sir Digby Chicken Caeser song. You know the - 'dum da dum dum da dum dum da dum dum da dum dum da dum de dum de derrrrr' one.

Hmmm I'll just embed it shall I (2:50 in).




Anyway, I'm about to change it again, suggestions please!

Ringtone Qualities I will be looking for in my appraisal:

Must be humorous, cool and very strange/quirky/weird. If you were to describe the ringtone, your description must NOT contain any of the following words:

Metal, hip hop, paris hilton, kanye, crazy or frog

Vibrate. seriously no joke.  My phone has not rang(music or tones) literally for over two years. And I love it!

Has anyone heard the ringtone just simply saying, "Aye, yo' phone ringing....Aye, yo' phone ringing." The guy saying this continues to get louder until he just begins to scream his lungs out. Absolutely hilarious!

I had the A-team theme for a while a few years ago, but people were giving me weird looks. Now I'm using one that goes 'drrriiinngggggg' - most annoying, but quite efficient

To make you feel like a teenager again, assuming your not still.

I recommend getting your mum to shout 'matt phone' over and over from the foot of the stairs (replace MATT with your name, makes it more personal) over the top of loud music coming from your room and then get her to end it with 'IM NOT YOUR secretary!'

Depending on how high pitched your mum is you may need to add some fire alarms so it's audible in a busy pub

Try spiderpig from the Simpsons movie, its catchy, I've got it for mine

 Hey friends watch this, nice ringtone for your cell phone

You can't go wrong with a good, loud "stephen!"    And then you probably know what comes next...

I am using such a bell which simultaneously is also my tune swimming from the alarm clock in every working morning.

My 2 Cents (or suggestions):





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