Right lads, we are gonna' try this new novelty of matching a latest footy based news item to a song/video.
We don't need users to post any news items, we will do them, or it could get a bit messy.
So I will post a news item, and you come up with a song/video, something witty or apt to suit that news story.
I will post a few to get us going, you can post more than one song per news item if you like.

Kolo toure fails drugs test:

Scottish FA TO investigate OLD FIRM deby:    

Try this headline, see what you can come up with?    Wenger: KOLO TOOK wifes DIET PILL

Louis SAHA crashes ferarri:    

Scottish FA, rangers AND celtic TO MEET TO discuss THE WAY forward:
I think I have the very meeting place?

Try this one for size lads, apparently this happened last week, but news is only coming through now.    "mourinho escapes knife attack"

Right lads, what about this headline.    "eric cantona, kung fu kick my best footballing memory"

Ashley COLE shoots trainee player:    

Footballer kills injured OWL BY kicking IT OFF THE pitch:    See what you can make of that one guys?

Fergies SELF imposed media BAN    

My bad, meant to reply to the post above, forgive me, I'm new round here ;)

Try this headline lads.... "balotelli says sorry"

What about this headline lads.... "blatter to step down in 2015"

More news needed Tony!

SEPP blatter becomes THE FIFA president?    See what you can come up with for this headline lads