This is what it would be like if Tyson fought an infant

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ManU is awesome!

Newcastle Utd Players: oh it's really ok to lose man you, it's all fine and dandy!

Tough game for Newcastle. Hope they can survive this year

Giggs is god

Welcome back Newcastle

Good way to start a new season for Man United!

I'm just glad we got the clean sheet. We really should have scored more goals, but no use being greedy.

For me, vidic, scholes, evra were brilliant. Nani gave in a good effort as the game progressed.... And of course, giggs with the great first time volley, berba and fletch with the good finishes.

We need to improve our passing and crossing! We werent very sharp

Newcastle did well to only give up 3, we looked to score almost every time we were near our box, and that was pretty often. I don't think they'll be relegated any time soon. Solid team

Good performance man you...

Lol does rooney get an assist for that goal?!?! Or is it evra's?    Man berba wasted a couple great chances but I'm glad he bagged one!

Well a good game from Man you. Looks like they will have fun racing for the top again with Chelsea. Both having incredibly good wins against the newcomers. I can't wait to see what Berbatov has this year, since he is indeed a good player.

Dale Chicharito! Another one to keep my eyes on

So relieved to see us win since Chelsea won yesterday