After having a deep religous moment watching Scholsey score his trade mark goal, a flash of deep vision gave me these!
Top 5 Positive reincarnations.
1) Sir Alex - Golden Eagle who soars over opposite grounds and shits on the bastards below !
2) Georgie Best - Cheetha speed and agility that leaves everything standing in his wake !
3) Eric Cantona- Lion, king of all beasts
4) Ole Gunnar - Swan Pride and loyalty to the first choice in life!
5) Scholsey - Bee- always busy and with a sting in its tail !

Top 5 Negative reincarnations
1) Tevez- African dung beetle- can roll around in and eat s**t all day !
2) Drogba- Peacock he can carry on strutting around
3) Benitez - Ostrich always had his head up his arse -sorry in the ground anyway !
4) Gerard- Beer fly then he can carry on swimming in it !
5) Blatter - Pig then he can carry on wallowing in mud !

Ok guys 'n' gals I challenge yer to get yer grey matter into gear and lets have some pride and a good laugh !
P. S. 3 or 5 your choice !

? Wheres all the budding Einsteins? Wheres the comedy and creativity?    Come ON KIDS ÁVE A GO !

I think you're too creative Sir....  Lol....  Great post though.

Chicharito : an eagle who never misses his prey    Garry cook : a circus seal

I don't know where is + and - (hehehe)
Wayne Rooney: the rhino. Who berated all directions with all his capabilities
V. D Sar : the pillars of barrier. Blocking all kinds of attacks with solid experienced barrier
Patrice Evra: little wild gecko. Who exceed the ability to run and jump
Frank Lampard: lazy old Rhino. Just look around him, just a thinking, but now is not able to do anything