It's so difficult to win at Anfield, even Liverpool can't win there

This is an even funnier joke, life on the bench as a City player!:


Link: www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/mancheste...

Look at this joke of a drunk shitty fans.

Son:father, would you please tell me what is the feeling of winning prizes.  Father:sorry son, we're liverpool fans

If you see a liverpool fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?  It could be your bike    

John Terry was not happy with refereeing on Sunday. So, Mark Clattenburg is not refereeing game this Saturday because FA has asked him to stay at his home, with his wife

When do Man City ever win any trophys.... Only once in a blue moon

Don't know if it has been said already but…    Rihanna should date a Liverpool player, they never beat anybody!

"may I know where 2 get the best diving equipment"asked a friend of a RMfan. "Barcelona fc"he replied

Wife:which shopping centre is the best in England dear.  Husband:Arsenal FC

Quite an old one that you might have heard before but here it is:

Benitez sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Newcastle.

One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, guess what? " he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.

Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".

"Wonderful, " says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great time!"

With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum, except I'm so sorry".

"Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool in the first ****ing place!"

"Want to see my Premier League medal? Jk I don't have one"-Steven Gerrard

United fans are celebrating Robin Van Persie. Liverpool fans are celebrating Robbing Van Stereos!

1 man utd fan, 1 arsenal fan and 1 liverpool fan travelling by plane....

United fan put his hand out the window and says:"we are flying over manchester, I can touch the Beetham Tower!"
Arsenal fan puts his hand out the window:"we are over london, I can touch the big ben!"
Liverpool fan does the same and goes: " we are flying over liverpool, my watch's gone!"

The scousers have done really well at the london 2012 olympics, so far they have taken, GOLD, silver, bronze, lead, copper, aluminium, cast iron, car stereo's and anything else that wasn't nailed down