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The Best Rival Jokes
ChrisWai7 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Breaking News:  Dust Storm in England as Liverpool opened their trophy cabinet
Riajz (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Hehehe, not only dust, but all sorts of bugs and creatures.... Lol
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Even their manager got lost in that storm, lol
Stan182 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
The bugs died in the process
ManUtdRox96 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Yup! And the birds and the bees lol!
ManUtdRox96 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Double post sorry~
FutureMUplayer (Manchester United) 1 year ago
So that's how Kenny Dalglish dissapeared...
FutureMUplayer (Manchester United) 1 year ago
So that's how Kenny Dalglish dissapeared...
Ttk86 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
SAF, a MAN UTD fan and a LIV fan walks into a room full of clocks. The tour guide explains that the clocks represent one's intelligence. A clock runs slower if the person is smart. SAF finds a clock with his name on it and it's not even moving.
The guide says: "that proves that you are extremely intelligent, sir"
The MAN fan sees his name and the clock is moving a bit slower than usual
The guide: "you're above average"
The LIV fan looks everywhere but he can't find his name so he asks the guide
The guide: "Oh, it's summer so I'm using it as a fan in my office"
Redsince63 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Nice one, not heard it before !
NeymarJr (Real Madrid) 2 years ago
I got a funny one    !Manchester United!    End of the story
Joeymac (Manchester United) 2 years ago
How original.... Lol
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 2 years ago
That's the best!
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 2 years ago
What an idiot lol
ChrisWai7 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Manchester United MUTV,  Arsenal Arsenal TV,  Chelsea Chelsea TV  Liverpool History Channel
Theatreofdream (Manchester United) 2 years ago
LOL
ManUtdRox96 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Van Persie: I'll never leave Arsenal!
Arsenal Fans: yayyy!

Messi: I'll never leave Barcelona!
Barcelona Fans: yayyyyy!

Torres: I'll never leave Chelsea!
Chelsea Fans: -sobs-

And now we know~
Come510 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
I know you can do better than this, I didn't laugh at all. But good try
ManUtdRox96 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
It was on 9gag lol, couldn't exactly post the pict though~
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Haha, saw a tweet across the net:    Man City don't need Earth Hour to stay in the dark because they are always in the shadow of #mufc
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Haha Of course....
ChrisWai7 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Krul, Coloccini, S Taylor, Santon,  Marveaux, Tioté, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Ba, Papiss Cisse = £34. 5m.    Andy Carroll = £35m
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Lol mate
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Lol mate
Ruudrohit (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Kenny Dalglish goes in to church for confession "forgive me father for I have
Sinned!"
The priest replies.... " come forth my child!"
Dalglish retorts. " come fourth? We'll be lucky if we come bloody tenth! "
Chafcouf93 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Hehehehe nice one
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 2 years ago
LMAO mate! That made me laugh so much that's a Classic One
FutureMUplayer (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Great joke!
Mustangs (Manchester United) 2 years ago
I was role-playing with my girlfriend last night, she asked me if I could pretend to be Man City. I asked her why, she replied "because I want you to be on top for most of the time, but then come second".

-originally posted by an Arsenal fan in City forum.... !
Juno (AC Milan) 2 years ago
Rotflmao. I'm dead
AgentPutin (Chelsea) 2 years ago
Why do barca players always look so happy.... Its because when midgets run, the grass tickles their balls! Lol
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Hahahaha Awesome!
Redsince63 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
That is what you call original ! (and great !)
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 1 year ago
The profile pic says it all lol
Glory (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Haha, nice one
Innoxious (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Kenny Dalglish: "Our new striker cost thirty-five million. I call him our wonder player"
Sir Alex Ferguson: "Why's that? "
Kenny Dalglish: "Everytime he plays I wonder why I bought him!"
FutureMUplayer (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Haha good one!
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Hahahaha andy carroll
Chafcouf93 (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Getting asked to manage liverpool is like gettig asked to f**k the queen.  You're honored but you'd never do it
FutureMUplayer (Manchester United) 1 year ago
LOL
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 1 year ago
LOL how true
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
The scousers have done really well at the london 2012 olympics, so far they have taken, GOLD, silver, bronze, lead, copper, aluminium, cast iron, car stereo's and anything else that wasn't nailed down
Chafcouf93 (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Hahahaha do flat screen tv's count as well?
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
They've had the lot mate, the olympic village is now just a run down drug den.... Lol
Sid3091 (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Hahahaha brilliant!
ScpVA7 (Sporting CP Lisbon) 1 year ago
1 man utd fan, 1 arsenal fan and 1 liverpool fan travelling by plane....

United fan put his hand out the window and says:"we are flying over manchester, I can touch the Beetham Tower!"
Arsenal fan puts his hand out the window:"we are over london, I can touch the big ben!"
Liverpool fan does the same and goes: " we are flying over liverpool, my watch's gone!"
WhiteHartRogue (Tottenham Hotspur) 1 year ago
United fans are celebrating Robin Van Persie. Liverpool fans are celebrating Robbing Van Stereos!



   
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