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Little Bit Of Dig And Taunt On United. NO OFFENCE!
Etepttocs (Manchester City) 1 year ago
A doctor in Oldham Hospital today is lecturing to a group of trainee nurses on the subject of involuntary muscle spasms.
"For example, " he says to one nurse, "do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?
"Yes, " she replies.
"He's at old trafford, watching utd
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Etepttocs (Manchester City) 2 years ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Q. What's the difference between De Gea and a taxi driver?  A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Breaking NEWS! Source of inspiration for the ManU New kit exposed!
It's the Russian entry for the Eurovision song contest!

GoldandSilva (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Nah nah nah nahhh nah nah nah nahhh hey hey heyyy kun aguerooo
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Orgasmic commentary    
Naszrick (Manchester City) 2 years ago
I chuckled upon hearing that na na na na
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
I know a pizza place with a tablecloth just like that

Moe66 (Manchester City) 2 years ago
And Rooney's going to lose more hair
Moe66 (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Fergie is going to be chewing a rock when he see us lift the PL title!
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Q: Why does NASA send their astronauts to Old Trafford?    A: It's the only place in the world with NO atmosphere
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
The video for this song is a bit of tongue-in-cheek on rivalries and some of the stuff that goes on in football

Gunnerz101 (Arsenal) 2 years ago
61ory.... 61ory Man. United    The day of the 6-1 thrashing:  Arsenal has 1, 6 of their last games =P
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Even when the Vesuvius erupts, it's always 1:06 somewhere in the world

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