Breaking NEWS! Source of inspiration for the ManU New kit exposed!
It's the Russian entry for the Eurovision song contest!

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Q. What's the difference between De Gea and a taxi driver?  A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time

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A doctor in Oldham Hospital today is lecturing to a group of trainee nurses on the subject of involuntary muscle spasms.
"For example, " he says to one nurse, "do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?
"Yes, " she replies.
"He's at old trafford, watching utd