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Top 5 Ugly Jerseys
Rayrulesohye (Liverpool) 4 years ago

Couldn't find a similar thread so here are some of the most mingin shirts I could find, please post what you guys found

1. Some keeper called Jorge, in amyone knows who he was playing for post please






2. Can't make out the crest, again if anyone knows please let me know, I'm guessig an African team







3. Newcastle away 09/10 horrible effort at a football shirt, but then what can you expect from this joke of a club at the moment





4 Celtic away shirt 91-92 season, wtf is going on here





5. Southport home shirt 92-93 season: puke!



Seantoon (Newcastle United) 4 years ago
I actually like the Newcastle away kit
Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Time passes so quickly. At the time, I'm sure these shirts was in fashion lol But in 2009, is on they are ugly...
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
I think there's nothing wrong with the yellow Newcastle kit, but the other ones are truly horrible
Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
The first jersey is the Mexico national team keeper jersey designed by the man who is wearing it Jorge Campos. Apart from designing keeper jersey he also had a tendencey to play outfield.




Some more of his designs




The second one is Hull city
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
New castle Away kit is looks very good, others your view is right
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I agree with most posts in saying that the Newcastle one is alright....  Also the goalkeeper probably used that to distract others.
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I thought the first one was harlequins rugby team.... Lol, it must be designed to dazzle the opposition forwards.
And the newcastle away strip looks like someone working in an ice cream parlour.... Yuk
Kimaway17 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
All of those shirts are all horrible. But the most recent I think is Liverpool's grey shirt last season
Rayrulesohye (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Kimaway I have and like that shirt lol!
Salt (Aston Villa) 4 years ago
The keeper was the remarkable Jorge Campos. He was playing for Mexico in that shot. In World Cup 1994, if I'm not mistaken.

Interestingly, he was allowed to design his own shirts. And that was the best he could come up with?
Rayrulesohye (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oh of course Campos, did he have a political career too?
Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 4 years ago
You though that the grey shirt was horrible? I mean the green, the 3rd kit was even worse. I didn't really mind those grey shirts but they weren't that good
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I remember Campos and his crazy shirts. I think he was quite clever making disgusting jerseys. If he didn't, would we be talking about him now?
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Campos sure has a good football sense but has no fashion sense
Ltm017 4 years ago
Can you imagine running and seeing a jersy like this? If allowed I would make mine like this


Gbherron (Seattle Sounders) 4 years ago
Or this:


It's a great album, however...
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Woah I can't figure out what the actual pic is lol
Rayrulesohye (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Me too. Gbherron whats the album?
Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The second image is very good. It really moves waooooo. If this image was on a jersey, the opponent would have a headache
Ltm017 4 years ago
Yup.... That's what we were kind of going for lol
Gbherron (Seattle Sounders) 4 years ago
Meriwether Post Pavillion - Animal Collective
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Whoever designed that must have been smoking something illegal, wow you could'nt look at that for too long without keeling over, I feel sick
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Woah they're all horible but the one I think is the worst is celtics 1 lol
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Liverpool's away kit a few years ago is quite ugly too.




And...... This. This is just ugly, the colours are too extra I think.


Rayrulesohye (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Yuk! Is it American?    I also had that Liverpool shirt lol!
Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
Its the Penrith Panthers jersey. They are an Australian Rugby league team
Darius (Southampton) 4 years ago
Lol That Liverpool jersey is on sale on MLS's online shop!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I have a few I think I could show you -

5. Parma's weirdly thought up pink kit which isn't attractive at all andno sexism here but I don't think it suits men:



4. I really don't know what the designer was thinking but he couldn't have had a good taste for colours-Man United's away kit throughout some time in the 90's:

Link: forums.gripshiftgame.com/attachment.php?attachment...

3. Weird kit that I don't know the name of the team that wears it:



2. Just utter boll.... Is this one: Again I don't know the name of the team:



And 1. Pppppuuuuukkkkeee! Well what else can I say?


Come on, you've got to admit that it is really the worst kit!
Thoughts and opinions please
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
I don't want to bother, but the pink kit is Palermo's, I don't know why, but Italians like the pink color, and yeah, it's ugly. The no. 1 kit deserves the award of the ugliest kit of all time, who would wear it honestly? And who was the designer? They gave a paintbrush to a blind monkey who painted this?
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This does not even look like a jersey.... Horrible
[account-removed] 1 year ago
Not bad actually
Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Australie, 1991 (Home)  
Diablo28 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
That one is quite scary.... It is usable when you go to the carnival
Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
A true shocker. Its Ken Done on acid
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Someone spilled buckets of paint over it, I think!
Gbherron (Seattle Sounders) 4 years ago
Check it out. Guardian.Co.Uk blog discovered that this swedish team has the most sponsors of any team ever....


Pure genius


Not the same club, but still odd in itself
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
They all have things printed in their areas...
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
I like Barcelona, but their away kit this year turned out to be quite ugly

Blueskiesahead (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I actually like this one to be honest
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Does not look ugly for me. It looks descent
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Its looks good in my opinion.... Simple and clean!
Ltm017 4 years ago
Its nice! It brightens their performance. Plus its a nice shade mango and guava mix!
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Its not at all ugly, it make players cool and help them to take right decision at right moment. --Bercelona published this about this kit on their website, psychological view
Salt (Aston Villa) 4 years ago
Here's another of Campos' beauties



But I don't think there has ever been a more inappropriate kit than that of the Colorado Caribous who played in the NASL throughout the 1970's. I feel like my eyes have been raped
Rayrulesohye (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oh my f**in god we have a new No. 1 the "Colorado Caribous" wow speechless!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Wow.... Is he a clown or something?!
Ltm017 4 years ago
Now that is the worst one I have seen. Utterly ridiculous.... Not even horrible just ridiculous
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Wow! I'm surprised they allowed a goaltender to wear such an oversized top. You'd think that FIFA wouldn't allow a goalie to play wearing clothing that would give him an advantage. I wonder if there are any highlights of him saving a ball with tha extra material under his arms? By the way its absolutely horrible fashion
Aeaglan (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Wow.... That looks like something a hippie would wear in the 1960's

I think the point of this jersey is to emphasize the player's man-boobs!
Jmc09 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Top one is Jorge Campos playing for the Mexican national side, possibly at USA 94'
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is that some sort of rodeo team, or calamity jane ffs i've seen it all.... Ride em cowboy yeehaaaa
Reidscott (Fiorentina) 4 years ago
Oh S**t! That is unbelievable!.... The tassles are priceless! Imagine if they were Pink? Dolly Parton is the owner of the club
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Yeah it looks like a male stripper outfit. Like if Chipendales started a football team.
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Wow that last one is horrible!

How about this one


Kind of thing you get on that Japanese show called Holly and Benji...
Vivaldi (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I think football players have still a lot to learn from US hockey players on this argument:




LOL
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Hey that's the Milwaukee Admirals. I used to go and watch a lot of their games....  I don't remember those jerseys....
Lee (Kidderminster Harriers) 4 years ago
The Man Utd 'Grey' Kit



Evertons Salmon Pink Away Kit



   
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