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Manchester City Buy Lionel Messi And CR7
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
In an amazing turn of events, in one hour, city spent 230 million dollars to get messi and ronaldo to make sure they win a title this season. Sheikh Mansour has stated if they don't perform he'll keep them till they are 30 and sell them to stoke city.

Only Xavi was their to give a statement.

"I think messi was not that good to be honest"

And Mourinho gave a statement aswell

"It is part of my master plan to win the treble with stoke, after I win it with Bordeaux, Man City and England, mwahaha. "

The link is below, your opinions though?

LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
3 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahaha    I opened another tab to check if that happened, good one mate.    Good ONE! Lol
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
How about a little subtlety Ayyam?
Somere (Portmore Utd) 3 years ago
Haha. Ronaldo hate city almost as much as neville hates the scousers
Ant (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Neville who? The guy that retired silently mid season because he was absolutely redundant?
Zlatan94310 (PSG) 3 years ago
Lol nice one mate. That "230" figure just made me jump off my chair!
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
It turns out Man City will not stop there, and has decided to offer their whole squad to Barcelona for a 2 game loan on xavi and iniesta. Wenger calls this move "financially disgusting"
SergioRamos (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Omg ROnaldos aT ManCity?
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Who ever can make up afunny balotelli statement gets two funny votes
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
It's April 2 now, no more advertising bad jokes please. Time and place for everything mate
SergioRamos (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Lool agree
ChIeFSmOkInGCaR (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Balotelli: so my hand goes here.... And my head here.... My other hand here.... Ok so this means I can start over ronaldo and messi? Oh and you better not tell any1 about this!
ChIeFSmOkInGCaR (Manchester United) 3 years ago
P. S. He's not putting on a bib



   
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