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Who Is The Most Ugliest Creature To Play Football?
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Well......Erm the er....Title says it all strangely enough.

So who do you think is the most hideous of creatures to play on the promised lands of football?


I think it is this animal....


Link: fhsfc.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/dowie.bmp

He must be so ugly that his mom had to be drunk to breast feed him!

What do you think? Discuss...
StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
He looks like a mix between Vidic and Kuyt
Ellada10 (Olympiakos Piraeus) 5 years ago
Eww that almost looks exactly like kuyt but its not thankfully also ronaldinho
Blaak (Manchester United) 5 years ago
WOW I don't know what the heck that was LOL definitely one of "the most hideous of creatures to play on the promised lands of football"
VanPersie (Arsenal) 5 years ago
What a wonderful forum
Chitowngooner (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ohh Ian Dowie your awful creature,
Bosingwa's Unibrow is something to talk about
I think even if Ribery was not in a car accident he would still be ugly, I think I saw him in Phantom of the opera
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
LOL! Nice 1
AussieLFC (Liverpool) 5 years ago


^ That picture always makes me LOL - He looks like an oversized penguin in that suit, and he seriously needs something done to those eyebrows
MDK187 (ADO Den Haag) 5 years ago
Lol vidic+kuyt
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
The first guy looks a bit like that thing from the Goonies...
LyverBird (Liverpool) 4 years ago


What the hell was the problem oof this monkey?!? I heard "Gilette" proposed a tempting contract to him?
Donnchadh (Liverpool) 5 years ago
My vote goes to your countryman Bosingwa, looks like a caveman haha. Cantona is kind of ugly as well, but in a classy, originally Cantona way haha. I don't know if that even made sense but hopefully someone could understand it. I guess I am trying to say he had his own style
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Ribery is also worth a shot.... He has the features of a dog!

No offence to him intended but he does have some similarities.... LOL
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
LoL watch what you say He might be a fellow teammate soon, But I do agree he kinda looks like my dog Lol
Adamaus (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Wrong man utd only getting him "if" ronaldo leaves. So therefor they will never be teamates
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Yea I think that's that guy Ian Dowing or something like that
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
"Wrong man utd only getting him "if" ronaldo leaves. So therefor they will never be teamates"    (lol)
Agspiratos (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
Wasn't he the manager of charlton atheletic?
Hill (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I dunno. But I still say the photo Rari has there is the most beautiful on this site. God she's hot
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
She is hot-i fell in love with her in "I am Legend"
Hill (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I think me n' Rari love her from City of God
Dali (Manchester United) 5 years ago
'scuse you? I must say my black barbie is the hottest photo on the site.
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
City of god. Hmm i've never seen that movie. I guess ill have to look into it now
Agspiratos (Panathinaikos Athens) 5 years ago
I like yesyesdan's pic
Hill (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I highly recommend it Charlie. Its about a kid in Rio (hence the title City of God) who is a photographer and about the drug wars of the slums. I cried. Haha
Adebayor (Tottenham Hotspur) 5 years ago
Seriously, either you guys got no taste at all or uve nvr seen me on the site before
Hill (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Haha. Ade's posts are always filled with humor.
JohnnyG (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I love the guy.... But jeeeeez.



TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
LOL!    Tevez has a bulldog like approach to life!    Lol! HAHA!
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Yea I know he looks a lot like my Bulldog

[account-removed] 5 years ago
Haha Nice man How much did that thing cost
Moocow111 (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Damn, I forgot how ugly that motherfucker Tevez was
Eric (Manchester United) 5 years ago
He's certainly not much of a looker. He's got that killer neck scar too
Adebayor (Tottenham Hotspur) 5 years ago
Vidic is a freakin voldemort wannabe
Andy (Rangers) 5 years ago
I always thought Beardsley was ugly, Scholes isn't much of a looker either
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I guess ugliest


ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Lol The beast of the desert
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Ibra = Camel lmfao!  
Ellada10 (Olympiakos Piraeus) 5 years ago
LOL
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Yea that's right haha
SergioRamos (Liverpool) 5 years ago
LOOL!
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I found "Uglysaurus Rex"....Naahh....Jk...... But I always thot he looked like a skeleton....

Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Is suffering from any disease
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I had no idea Willem Defoe played football!




Better known as the guy who played the Green Goblin in Spiderman
Neonseong (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I've got me a long list Ian Rush, Drogba, Ronaldo in 02, Ronaldinho, Vanger Love, Pepe, Kuyt, Mancini (the guy on Inter. His forehead is the size of China), Francis Lee (ex-Man City), Tristan Ivanov, Maradona, Kevin Keegan and his mullet, Luke Chadwick, Crouch, Tevez, Bosingwa, Kanu, and a lot more...
Nitro (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Are you lot sure you should be judging men? Lol
Neonseong (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Yeah I can judge whoever I want, so what right?
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Nitro.... Are you trying to suggest we people are gay?

Have you ever heard the phrase....

"It takes one to know one!"

Well you never know....
Nitro (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Haha lol no I wuld neva suggest such a thing. Its just funny how everyones listing and judging all these men.... Lol nah ok ill stop
TheRonaldo7 (Real Madrid) 5 years ago
Its ok.... Besides I was just having fun.... LOL!

But still some of these pictures are just so hideous!

They seriously need surgery and fast!
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Yeah Seriously
NasRevil07 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Puyol.... Can't forget how his hair look like. OMG!
Ellada10 (Olympiakos Piraeus) 5 years ago
Ronaldinho really needs to get his teeth fixed, he has enough money for it why doesn't he do it!
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
So and why doesn't Tevez get those scars off his neck...
Ellada10 (Olympiakos Piraeus) 5 years ago
Well scars are permanent teeth are fixable
Andy (Rangers) 5 years ago
This is a pretty cool story actually. When he was a baby, Carlitos pulled a pan from off the stove and spilt boiling water on himself, living in a poor area of Buenos Aires he didn't receive long-term medical attention. When he moved to Corinthians from Boca, they offered to have his scars removed, as did Manchester United but he refused, claiming it kept him grounded and reminded him of his roots
Darius (Southampton) 5 years ago
Yeah I read about this too. If he would have opted to get surgery for it, he would have been off the pitch for months, so he decided not to get it
Gerrard2010 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Lets not forget Ronaldinho!



Darius (Southampton) 5 years ago
I thought he was a girl at first! Lol
Blaak (Manchester United) 5 years ago
LOL LOL I thought it was a girl at first to
Eric (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Sweet Mary! Terrible picture.... I think my eyes are starting to bleed
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Agghh! Get that off my monitor!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Another picture from the Ronaldinho photoshoot


Franboy (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Lol
AussieLFC (Liverpool) 5 years ago
HAHAHHAHARRR, I'M DYING AT THAT
Youngy (Newcastle United) 5 years ago
This creepy pics pure quality LMAO
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I almost forgot ribery how an earth can he be so ugly .... He also has to have a surgery right away and should whitewash his teeth for godsake

And he has cool friends in the zoo(not bayern ...No offense)



Adebayor (Tottenham Hotspur) 5 years ago
With all that said no offence is a good way to end it
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I don't want to get banned



   
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