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Unofficial Footytube Writing Competition
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey guys! Let see here who is the most creative guys, I will give you guys a challenge and whoever writes the best one wins the ultimate Life Or Death prize....

Comp 1: In 40 words or less say why you are a fan of your team.

Make it creative guys! Don't just say it plainly, make it like a re-reading a fairytale or a funny poem!
I don't know who will judge me or the Mods.... Prefer the mods!

Winner Has Been Chosen!

Congrats To Charlie If You Go Down You Can See His Prizes!

Competiton 2 Is Coming Guys, Be Pumped, and it is.... ....

Competition 2: Explain Cleverly who in your opininon is better CR9 Or Messi get your entries in!
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Hmm lets see how this turns out!
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Its your thread ayyams5. You're the judge!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
There are many good reasons to love Terry’s blue boys
With their physical dominance over United chew toys
That they trample at will without a look like their trying…
And you certainly can’t forget that old Stamford the lion.




LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
That is so good! First entrant! BTW how long did it take you to make that up?
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Less than 3 minutes.... Including finding the picture on google lol
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Haha lol
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Red & Black-The devils wear,

"Merda Inter!" as we swear,

Conquering Italy, Conquering Europe,

Kicking Nerazurri down the slope!

Forza Milan!Forza Milan!
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Good!
Soccergal293 (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Did you make that up? Its pretty good!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Of course I made that up
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Okay 2 entries, lol goof job, guess they arent much poets/writer on the tube
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Supporting Barcelona is like pulling a chair out from under a fat person;
Everyone wants to,
Secretly and when you finally do,
It's so ridiculously beautiful you can't help
But smile ear to ear.
More than a fat person.
FCB
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
That's good! Damn this going to be hard choice
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Exactly 40 words mate, close. But don't worry charlie, even if it was 400, I wouldn't have cancelled your entry.
Francesco2286 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Hahahaahaha very good
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Welcome To Stamford Bridges' Gate
Here Chelsea Will Decide Your Fate
JT will lead our boys
While Drogba take all the Goalies Joy!

That's mine it doesnent count!
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
It's actually a pretty decent rhyme, though.... It'd work as a chant in a pinch
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ok so it seems like no-one wants to post, so I'm cutting it down 2nd may, anyone have anything speak now between 2nd of may and forver hold your peace...
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Upon seeing the mysterious beauty known as Arsenal I knew it was destiny. With unbridled passion and reckless abandon, I threw myself into her mesmerizing red and white bosom mindless of the consequences only to know satisfaction no more....

LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Sweet dude, could've made it better with Chelsea , but I will have to settle for this
ScooterHayes (Chelsea) 4 years ago
39 words.... Sexy prose....    Me likes.
Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Lol!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Italy is Milan's, Europe is Milan's, I am Milan's.  Milan have taken away my only heart, and I have no intentions to get it back.
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Good!
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I will actually take this away, because after re-reading it, its not good at all.... WIll think up a new one to post later...
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
You shouldnt have, I liked it!
FutureMUplayer (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Man-United is club only for players who fight for the top, at the Old Trafford we feel like in a dream watching passioned football with dramatic wins everyone knows us everybody is affraid of us and all of that is because we are the Red Devils, there are many legends in our team who fans will always cheer and if you choose our team you will be sure that every title we will win
FutureMUplayer (Manchester United) 3 years ago
How about that?
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
It is good but I am afraid I can't accept it, it is 72 words. The Limit is 40 words mate
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
But who cares! I will count it!
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 3 years ago
The rest run. And the rest score.
The rest win and the rest bore.
But we always do what we say
And for the sake of football, football we play
3rd or 2nd I give a fart,
Cos arsenal are my soul and indeed too-my heart
Wengersarmy (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Hope the above does not earn me votes rude,

Sticking up for asrenal is like, well, eating food.

Overshot by words which number seven

Got a little carried away cos I was in gunners heaven.

Man I gotta' stop already with my sickening rhyme

And do something better with the rest of my time.

Cheers fellas.




Jetlifari (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Good effort! Here's a sticker
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
The 40 words limit is no longer in place!
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Good Job guys! Everyone did great and this was hard choice to make, and it ultimatley came down to 2 people, so I have chosen!


Congratulation Charlie! You have won footytube's first ever writing comp! You have the won the following items,



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Charlie (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Thank you! I just want to take this time to thank Lee for being my inspiration!
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Ok guys let get comp 2 started! Scroll Up to see it!



   
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