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The Silly Captions Competition
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
The rules are simple:

* Post your caption-worthy footy related picture, one at a time

* Reply to the post (reply to the respective image - not the thread itself) with your caption

* Admins will award Fan Valuation bonuses to winning captions.

** Images must be somewhat recent, so as to keep all the captions fresh and original.

** No altered (photoshopped, or "shopped") pictures will not be allowed as the main entry
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
So we just reply to those images with our own catchy phrases?
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Great topic
Me6666 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Funny thread lol
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Fresh idea, keeps me coming back for more
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Wicked topic
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
This is one of the funniest ideas
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
As if there wasn't enough reasons to get addicted to this site.... Then you go and add this to your impressive collection of time-wasters....
You should introduce footy-tube rehab someday....
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Let's get things started:  
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Caption: Wenger, taking notes of the game...
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago


Wenger viewing pictures of children he took on his mobile
StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
Wenger purchasing another "16-year-old prodigy" via phone...
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Text from Mark Hughes: "FabReGas Nexxt! Lool"
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Calculator app - whats 39m divided by 12m
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Text to an youngster: Grandson, come and join tomorrows training session
Darius (Southampton) 5 years ago
Edit for StrikersMT28- "Wenger purchasing another 'Brasilian' "16-year-old prodigy" via phone.... "
Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 5 years ago
Jose mourinho on other end texting "shut up voyeur"  
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Caption: messaging to alex ferguson-" WE will crush man utd at the emirates stadium without taking help from any refrees
Yashan (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Thinking:"If someone calls press any button.... Where is any button? "
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Caption: How to work this thing up....! Jog Dial Phone is easier....  
Grassyarse (Arsenal) 4 years ago
''Ok Fergie, let your grandchildren stay over for the weekend, I'll let you win this one. ''
Dhanasil (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Can I call fergie for help!1
Edhokati (Manchester United) 4 years ago
How many young players have I turned into stars
Mcmabu (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
Errrrrr ''but mum I can't I'm watching football''
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
A text message from the fifa Arsenal is the next one who gets banned from transfermarket
Big9al (Newcastle United) 4 years ago
He is updating his twitter.... "uhhh city are so tough and premiership also! Retire? I think I should.... " LOL
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Not ze SolCampbell again this is his 1000 message this week
Fidalgo10 (FC Porto) 4 years ago
"WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THIS PORN SPAM TO MY EMAILLLLLL? "
AznB0b (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Arsene Wenger is like" me mum got two new grandson, time to make them a star"
Terobajey (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"I didn't see it. "
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Fergie.... !.... Where can I get one of those watches?
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Love it are you that old that you need glasses
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
I shall now take a photo of my new matching red glasses
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
With all these teenagers I'm signing, hopefully one of them will teach me how to text!
Mushtaq (Chelsea) 2 years ago
Looks like everything is as per the plan...
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago


Caption: Is it in or not?!Cesar literally "flies" to the rescue!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
*WINNER*
Cesars invisible bed makes it hard to reach the football alarm clock

IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Cesar doing his best mighty mouse impression and operatic voice :Here I come to save the day !
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I think he's drunk.... !, has he fallen off that large tin of heiniken behind him?
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Betsie you are very weird  
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago


Caption: Rio arching back, Edwin with his open mouth wide, Lionel towering.... Yup that's the UCL 2009 Final...
StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
VDS being worried for Leo, as the ball is heavier than him, and thus is panicing
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
*WINNER*
Sir Alex laughs as his investment in a tube of superglue sees Messi, the football and crossbar all stuck together

Gerrard4ever (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Messi: how could I jump this high? Screw van der sar if this dosent go in, my head hurts!
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
The poison dart fired from the crowd was remarkably quick acting and effective
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
VDS : Oh my this fella can actually use his head
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Van der sar: Oh No, I can't stop this playmaker. Hey he is scoring scoring scorrrrrrrrre
Haules (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Vds wants to kiss messi.... Ferdinand is fourious.... Vds is cheating him
JedJED (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Van der sar looks scared because he knows its going to go in, I never new van der sar screams when a shot is about to happen
4 years ago
VDS: I think I pooped a little
2morJim (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Run! He's gonna' blow!
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Stoppppppp what he is going to put de ball in the net but this is all wrong he is the midget. (Opens a bottle a Grolsch)
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I reckon the barca fans tasered edwin from behind the goal
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I love the tongue action
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I love the tongue action
Gunner95 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
VDS can't belive that Messi just broke the gravity law
Tanmay 4 years ago
Messi being hanged from the crossbar as VDS looks on in horror
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago

Rafa Dancing away
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
*WINNER*
Quasimodo considers buying Quaresma

Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Gotta' stretch before everygame...
Elucari (Liverpool) 5 years ago
WEDGIE!
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Its paining after Last night
Jman008 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I'm so sleepy
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Yawn.... This guy is nearly as boring as Fernando Torres's dancing"
Haules (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Tight panties
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Benitez: Ah! My balls are itchy
JedJED (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I thought the robot was crouches thing!
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Phew there are steel there I thought senors hicks and gillet had them too
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
You won't find your p45 up there rafa.... !
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Now for arobics
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Little bit of standing yoga before another loss.... Should keep the Americans out of my head for atleast 90 minutes
Gunner95 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Benitez farts and blaims it on torres
Johnbull (Millwall) 4 years ago
Bet this won't be the last time I feel a prick this season!
Mushtaq (Chelsea) 2 years ago
WTF he is a superman. Today is my last day
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
 Naughty snorty snort... I hope no one's noticed
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Security: "Now touch your nose and say the alphabet backwards, sir"
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Caption: The Hand of God is now being used to scratch noses...
Ellada10 (Olympiakos Piraeus) 5 years ago
"man that fart got me light headed"
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
'' oh man I miss the sniff days ''
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
All Hail Napoleon Bonaparte!
Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
Damn! That Bolivian marching powder is some good s**t...... I can't feel my face!

Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Sorry crew, me nose is itchin'.    
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
New fugitive episode. The one armed man escapes to Argentina
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The cops watching me, gotta' wipe off the white dust off my nose
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
A nose dig a day keeps me on the headlines!
Spore (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The manager NOSE everthing!
Abepaih (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Handling argentina side with one eye is piece of cake
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Man this team is beginning to stink even I can smell it despite losing my senses along time ago
Fidalgo10 (FC Porto) 4 years ago
No no no its just a cold believesss meeeez
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
 Coaching staff: "make sure you train all parts of your body"  
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Coaching staff: We must all create good relationships and chemistry with our fellow team-mates...
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
"Somebody spray a hose on him! Its happening again!"
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Bow chika bow wow
Darius (Southampton) 5 years ago
"I'm - too sexy for the ground.... "
StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
Ahh, the sun is reflecting off of the grass! Quick find shelter. Ah-ha! Quickly, get under puyols hair!
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
*WINNER*
''a mouse , a mouse ! I swear I just saw one ''

DWood (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
"Coach always says to visualize the goal, why not the celebration? "
[account-removed] 4 years ago
Please don't go mr. Puyol sir, il miss your crazy locks
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Barca signs new siamese Phenom.... Piqyol!
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Look coach.... ! NO hands
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Puyol: am well that's one way of beating the defence but I think you are taking this contact sport thing a little tooo far
Fidalgo10 (FC Porto) 4 years ago
Pleaseeeeeee don't tellll me you just bought kirbies great adventure youuuur THE BEST friend everrrr
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Asualt
Thinkfink (Fulham) 4 years ago
Newsflash: Barca's new gaffer Mr. Peepers holds first training session. Puyol feels a little Pique'd
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Young love
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
 The knock out punch is coming!
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
He's down for the count! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.... He's out!
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
*WINNER*
Congratulations, it's a baby ball.

Elucari (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ground and pound
Ellada10 (Olympiakos Piraeus) 5 years ago
"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!?!? "
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
HADOUKEN!
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
This is the prem not wwe!
Haules (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Matrix
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Cought you. Tonight you're are myn
CityTillIDie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I warned you about this LET THE cheaters WIN
Spore (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Talk about handball...
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Rio : Congratulations its a bouncing baby ball
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
That's inappropriate
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
   Caption: Drogba: "I'll be back!"
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
 You're doing it again! I know it! Turn around!
DWood (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
Who's gonna' knock you out...
Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 5 years ago
Drogba "can you see me now"    
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Hey ref, pull my finger, fast!
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Your Soul is Mine!
Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
I win. You blinked first.  
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Drogba: ref! Look behind you!  Ref: Ok just wait while I switch my face round
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Drogba: Oh my God - a pig is invading the pitch!  Ref: "Where, where? "
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hot doggit.... You aint come in peace.... Darn alien
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Drogba: Hah, I saw something on your face.
Ref: Where?
Drogba: *Open eyes big and points finger* Hah there, did that come out from your nose? Did you clean your nose this morning?
Samreds8 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Where did your eyes go?
Samreds8 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Where did your eyes go?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
OMG!What's that thing on u'r nose!
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Giving him the eyes
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I seeee dead people. Really I do honest.... I am not crying wolf
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Talk to the back of my head
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
ITS A DISGRACE! ITS A **BEEEEEEEEP** DISGRACE!
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
 Too easy, but fire away!
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I am finger lickin' good lookin'
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
"Should I come out now, or come out later? "
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Caption: I wonder if i'll look as good in white?
StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
Damn I'm sexy, look at the feaux-ness of my feaux-hawk.... "
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
*WINNER*
If this thing in front of me was pink I might give it a nibble

Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
" Damn that girl is coming straight in my bed "
[account-removed] 5 years ago
" Hmm spanish words I know, spanish words I know.... Need to impress. Errr damn it, wish I made it through high school! "
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hmmm.... Where will I play next year?
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
AM I better than kaka and messi
Yashan (Manchester United) 4 years ago
One million dollars...
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Yaaayyyy I still can taste him
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
ROnoldo : Perez I can taste what you had for lunch
Timbo (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Should I wear the white short shorts with the pink flower or the shiny short shorts with the yellow flower?
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ahhhh an I wanna twuck an a GI. JOE an new pair of footy boots an a an a Malibu barbie
Fidalgo10 (FC Porto) 4 years ago
Hmmmmm which of these girls should I takee hmmmmm ORRR WAIT waitt FLY TO L. A AND BANG paris? NAHH TO easyyy.... SO which ONE WILL IT BEEE?
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn I would have somethig to talk about if I didn't dive
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
*WINNER*
You'll need a stretcher to carry off what I'm about to do

Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
My arse is still sore from last night. I should never go near indian food again
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Caption: Fire in the Hole!
JohnnyG (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Ayy, I just s**t my pants
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Does anyone have any moist wipes?  
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The foot-BALL is here
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ahhhhh nuts I thought it was just gonna' be a wee one but I just followed through, hmmm maybe
If I just stand here an look injured no one will know a thing
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
It's stuck
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
That extra batch of empanadillas from last night didn't sit too well
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago

"Whoa Mate! Haven't I been Injured enough!"
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Caption: Watch it.... I know Kung Fu!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
*WINNER*
"Players dressed all in red trying to break my ankles? Am I at Anfield already?"

Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Owen : '' Easy Easy mate I'm injury prone don't you read the papers ''
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Oh s**t, here we go again!
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oh god! I'm going to be off for a period of 3 months
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Getting bone breaking tackled is one of the punishment for being judas
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Sorry new castle payed me money to break your leg
Spore (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Definition of a defender-  One who finds footballs too fiddly to kik but the opponent players' legs just the right size
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
That's funny
Lukas (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ti qun do
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pre crunch photo
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
*WINNER*
Arsenal scout: "Forget the tall lad, sign the rest"

StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
Older kids: "why didn't you beat Arsenal.... "  Younger kids: "You lost to Arsenal!"
Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
Jackpot  
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Children: " I never knew Peter Crouch played for Villareal?!
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Villareal has sign a complete new team
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
My brothers and sisters are soo pround of me
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I'm a very big brother
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago

Tevez is a gold mine. "OM NOM NOM NOM"
Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Caption: First, he twists off his head and then devours it! Just look at his teeth!
Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
He made the hulk angry
Tichi95 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Watch out, he is hungry
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Tevez : '' Patrice stay still man, after all its you who told me that you wanted to have the same face as mine''
Evra : '' I think you definitly need some english practice dude ''
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Tevez: " Its so peachy and smooth, is this real?! " Proceeds to rip evras face off...
Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 5 years ago
Tevez:my favourite athlete is mike tyson and I will show you his favourite move

Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Tevez: Oh Wow, your head is as big as my Manchester City Paycheck!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Tevez: Hmmmm, well if his ear measures 2. 4inchs by 3. 5, and my mouth measures 2. 5inches by 3. 6, then I should just be able to fit it in there...
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Tevez: me gobble evers head. Me monter! Hehehe    Evra: dude! Do you go to english lessons?
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Come to Manchester city or I will get your head off your shoulders.... Hahahhahah
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Tevez: Gimme yo face.... Gimme yo face.... ! I need a new one
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Tevez aka Hulk: Ahahaha! Brand new dinner for tonight!
Evra: Maybe, hahaha!
(Then Evra turns back)
Hulk: Sorry didn't notice that your face was black. (No racist comment intended)
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I am a vampire!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Tevez is playing with his new human doll
Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Hey.... Your shorter than me...
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Tevez does his fergie hair dryer impression
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I wish my skin was as perfect as yours. Can I have it?
Mushtaq (Chelsea) 2 years ago
Vampiure Tevez:I wanna suck your blood.... Its smell great
StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
[ picture outdated ]    My life (among other things) just flashed before my eyes
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Injured player gets opportunity to play in Womens World Cup 2010

Yamsy (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Caption: Player in Red: I got it, I kicked the ball! Player in Green: You kicked the ball alright.... !
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Red player our team lost the match, Green team lost balls
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Red player : you son of **** this is for scoring a cracker
Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 5 years ago
Red player :i still missed the ball?
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Sorry, I was only tring to kick your ball!
Me6666 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
This is the latest ride its called the balls crusher  
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
GREEn: Hey, can you kick two balls at a time?  REd: oh MAN YES like this!
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Natural Sterilization, guarantee will stop man's fertility  Side effect: Unbearable Pain might occur during the process
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Red player: I'm training to stand on one leg and to balance an person at the same time.
Green player: Oh no! You hurted me! *Cries* You just hit the tip of my sausage!
Randomwatcher (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Prepared to lose his kids for the love of the game
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"You crush my team's future, so I am here to crush your family's future"
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Ouch and that is no joke lol
Charliehenry (ryo miyachi) 4 years ago
Ouch and that is no joke lol
Trueblue (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Everybody likes kung-fu fighting
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Putting the foot back in football
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
An who says soccer is a load of all balls
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Chinese school of soccer, disgruntled midgets please apply here
Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Footy player gets chance to sing soprano in local opera  
Tjaybboy (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ouch.... Wrong ball.... !
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Watch for kissing
Lukas (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I think he misunderstood football with foot balls
Gunner95 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
The newest couple of dancing with stars
Gunner95 (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"And what a cracker that is, that is one of the best hits I have ever seen. "
"You are absolutely right mr. Tyler that is a great shot.... " LOL
Andy Gray and Martin Tyler



   
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