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The Silly Captions Competition
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
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Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
There, there, ball.come to papa. Stoke doesn't need you to win games
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Come on potters lets show them how to play rough football
Tobes (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Guy in the background with scarf: "mmmm, that Martin Jol is such a Dreamboat!"
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Oh come on! Give us a rugby ball, what the hell is this thing?
Viper (Manchester United) 9 months ago
"No no no, it's Wingardium Leviosa!"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
OK Carles, good, now sing it: "I came in like a wreeecking baaall!"
Sam (Juventus) 9 months ago
When it was reported that Puyol was recovering by jumping on balls, I had a completely different image in my head
Tobes (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Just to add injury to insult, after stealing the ball family's bouncing baby ball, Puyol decided to curb stomp the father ball
Deffyduck (Arsenal) 9 months ago
Who likes short shorts? Carles likes short shorts!
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
You know that the El Classico is imminent when more effort is put into stunts
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
That's it keep your hand up with the fitness ball, looking so good doing those bouncy side steps
Cloudst 9 months ago
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
Unlucky Theo, this place is mine now! Mwahahahahaha
Tobes (Liverpool) 9 months ago
"come on Kyle, lets go for a walk(er) to the ends of town" - clutching at straws here
Tanmay 9 months ago
"Hodgson is so desperate he's recruiting from Spurs now"
"Hehe I'm not complaining"
Malik (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
No underaged prostitutes? Booooring!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 9 months ago
Oh s**t we just gave Qatar the world cup
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Ahh f**k I forgot something last night
Slim (Real Madrid) 9 months ago
- "I'm so tired. Think I'll go to bed"
- "Cancel the strippers. Over."

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 9 months ago
Uncle Scrooge and Uncle Fester face a reality check
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Torres wanted to rip him apart so he can get a new look
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 9 months ago
There's something on your face......... Oohh wait, its your face !
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Take that fake rubber mask off your silly face
GerryBob64 (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Jan daaaarling what moisturizer are you using?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
The crystal meth was clearly not good for Fernando.    "Hey, you're not Vertonghen, this is a mask!"
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 9 months ago
Torres looks for sympathy
Sam (Juventus) 10 months ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Kompany : Jones.... Thats's how you do your FACE?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 9 months ago
Vincent held a certain area a bit too tight
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 9 months ago
The most constipated facial expression I have ever seen
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
So Kompany is the man the Japanese feared so much in ancient times:


Sam (Juventus) 10 months ago
Sam (Juventus) 10 months ago
New Fulham owner told Michael to "just beat it!"
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
It's no wonder Jacko could hit all those high notes when you consider where that guys grabbing him...
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
We're taking mr jackson to the next centre stage performance!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
If you grab me there.... I just can’t stop loving you
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
If a football was the size of that tennis ball.... Would Arsenal win the league?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
While the rest of the team run for their lives, Mertesacker has spotted his victim, Miyaichi.
FootballFacts (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Vidic having a good laugh at the wrestling match
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
De gea trying to punch him out in good kompany
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Kompany took his tough guy reputation to a whole new level when he decided to headbutt De Geas fists
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
.... And this is for not scoring the Silly Captions competitions on footytube for over a month!
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Vidic : now who is the best defender ! Hahaha * evil laugh *
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 9 months ago
It feels like the same, but this time it wasnt the ball
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 9 months ago
X  
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 10 months ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
That's right, I can catch a fly with chopsticks
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 10 months ago
And when he came out the shower it was this big
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Don't worry boss, you're only this much better than Fergie
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
I think you need to hush your mouth up a little bit
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Shinji: "Moyes, you have my boys like this in a vice. I want some game time!"
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
"So Shinji, in your honest opinion, how close would I have been to losing my job if Liverpool had knocked us out of the cup?"
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Can I play a little?
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Just a minute Moyes, please?
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Just a minute Moyes, please?
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Holy crap what the hell happened^^^
Teja7 (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Kagawa's reaction when Moyes asked:  "Are the rumors true, what's the average size of an Asian man's penis? "  
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Messi911 (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Do I seem underdressed to you?
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
"See that? That's the velvet rope the girls have to wait behind before I see them"
FootballFacts (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Old days we use to be like them!
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
So what do think about your days as a footballer?
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Is that Shay Given?  Yep, The Republic of Ireland want him back...
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Figo I miss you!
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Louis Tomlinson vomits during Stiliyan Petrov Charity Match
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Seems the shoe is on the other foot. Now he knows how people feel when they listen to One Direction.
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
"Oh dear, they told me this game would be a playback, performing live is just too much for me"
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
I should get back to singing in a boyband than throwing up sick in a football pitch
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
So Louis, how would you describe your performance on the pitch today?
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
So that's the meaning of “And all these little things”
Tiki (Whitecaps) 10 months ago
Louis tried to keep the vomit from coming out but he forgot that vomit only goes one direction
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Innoxious (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Someone couldn't hold it anymore and released the "bomb"
Sam (Juventus) 10 months ago
Sam (Juventus) 10 months ago
Because there's no "e" in "Idiot"...
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Tattoos are for life and You Only Live Once. Bad case of Kolo YOLO
Sam (Juventus) 10 months ago
In this case, I think that foot will be walking alone......
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Kolo Trololo would have been much nicer
Peteko 10 months ago
I bet there is a Yaya in the other foot
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
They say Real Madrid is a 'Big Club', but look at the size of their stadium. Doesn't look that 'big' to me?
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Perez why are you looking at us like that
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Now this is what you call a world breaking summer signing that bale wants play for the best team in europe
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Maybe its just me but compared to Bale, the rest of Real's new signings here don't seem very impressive....



   
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