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The Silly Captions Competition
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Lewand ow ski
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Help help help ze big german pulled me down ahhhh!
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
'Ahhhhh he just jumped out of my pocket"
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Lewandowski finally found a defender big enough to assist him with his tandum bycle kick
TheManaha (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Terror in Dortmund; revenge of the football
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Victor Valdés is just entertaining himself these days in another game where he didn't have to do anything. His current record of standing still in a silly pose stands at 42 minutes
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Yes I knew I was right to bet on messi to score
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
The realism of the new Valdés action figure has raised the bar on football novelty toys.
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
No no no your going down in the dumps if your behaving silly on the pitch!
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Did you drop that chicken nugget? Oh you did.... Can I have that chicken nugget?
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Yes Jose, the fine print in your contract says you must clean up after the boys if they play like shiite
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
I can actually go down on the table?
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Ever Carneiro! On your knees! Now!
TheManaha (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Ramires, it's time
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
The engineer played the 7 notes on an invisible saxophone
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
The effect of Yaya Toure's fart!
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Lets lean back guys!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Arsenes thinking "hey hey is that ball going to the rooster house? "
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Rare sight of humanity between Spurs and Arsenal, as the Spurs man tries to save Wenger from the bomb disguised as the football...
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 1 year ago
Spurs still think everything around them is a potential signing...
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 1 year ago
If only I'd found him 50 years ago, Wenger thinks wistfully...
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
'arry: "Why even bother, I would lose anyway."
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
No worries as he salutes against the FIFA president who made fun of ronaldo...
4ever (Barcelona) 1 year ago
This was when he saw the great welsh actor
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Ronaldo salutes in delight as he finally has a real competitor in Neymar for the fallon D'floOR award!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
It's hard to tell who the guy on the left is, dressed up as Rio Ferdinand
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
I wonder if Rooney was going to the Halloween party as Shrek...
4ever (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Why did rooney come out with out make up in a halloween party?He looks so soft...
Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 year ago
The Franck Ribéry and Dimitar Berbatov outfits were a smashing success this Halloween
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Dawson's attempt to replicate the 'crane kick' from the movie Karate Kid, went horribly wrong...
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
He's trying a overhead kick which didn't work out well for him...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
"Just remember what those Arsenal fans told you Michael, do the dance and blow on the ball as hard as you can, and it will bring us Gareth back."
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Boss, I swear to God I didn't know that it was your Daughter, ...
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
That terrifying moment when he realized that it wasn't a dream and Fergie really was replaced by David Moyes
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 year ago
The horror on his face when he seen himself on the big screen for the first time!
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
He actually didn't no who he slept with so zaha got in bed with the wrong sex gender.... !
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?!
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
The horror of seeing the Afro every day
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Ashley Young starts and I'm not even on the bench, again?
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 1 year ago
I think he is playing the wrong sport
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 year ago
Come to Pappa, there's a good ball
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Screw Clásico, let's play bowling
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Steeee-riiike!    And then Ronaldo fell down like a bowling pin and got a penalty
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Even the Barcelona manager got bored of his team's tiki-taka.And decided to have a go at bowling instead!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Dani Alves: so would it matter if you got fouled by me? Ronaldo says as long I don't play on the same team as you
Scottie (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Yeah we're deffo on footytube captions after this one
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 1 year ago
Don't be mad bro:  
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Alves: You nutmeg me 1, 000 times no once cares! I nutmeg you just once and everyone goes crazy!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 1 year ago
"I can get any bitch I want" Fernando said. Then he went out there and proved it
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Then he said that he would love to keep his bitch from anybody else just for keeps
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Torres: "Pepe and I really enjoy cuddling during sunsets"
Blueheart (Manchester City) 1 year ago
"what the f**k are you looking at, why can't me and my bitch get some alone time" said the dog...
Scottie (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Almost sure, the dog would score more
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Torres proving you wrong Scottie
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
A dog demonstrates the same emotion Liverpool supporters feel watching Torres regain his form
Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 year ago
The dog seems deprived of sleep, definitely because of waiting for Torres goal
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
A very old pic of Suarez and Torres together!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Ah well, Fernando's career went to the dogs indeed
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 year ago
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
I think your making me do the splits if I slip down on you
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 1 year ago
"I'm fabulous"
Scottie (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Nowadays players have to jump over adverts
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
It was a strange time to do it but he finally took a stand against his controlling, football obsessed father and followed his dream of being a ballerina
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
This is why there should be separate grounds for football and the 110 meters hurdles...
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Screw the ball.... I just wanna dance!
MrBukLau (Chelsea) 1 year ago
Looooolz I love this thread
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Yaldho (Manchester United) 1 year ago
"You make fun of Rooney's hair again Ill send you back to Arsenal!"
Viper (Manchester United) 1 year ago
RVP: Boss, I hear the Ice cream truck, can I go....  Moyes: We've talked about this before, Robin. No means no!
Deffyduck (Arsenal) 1 year ago
I don't care how much the little boy inside you wants ice-cream, go and run your laps you stroppy git!
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Do what as you are told to do or I will kick you out the team!
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 year ago
RVP: Boss i've forgot my boots!      Moyes: Go sit over there in the rain, your not playing with us today!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Pic1-Robin: Boss what are you doing? You hitchhike your way back to Everton already?
Pic2:-Moyes: That's the door. Go back to Arsenal so you can win the league again!
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 1 year ago
RVP: Boss the others are being mean to me.  Moyes: Stop being a cry baby Robin and go train
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 1 year ago
Reports are coming in that the child inside Robin Van Persie wanted to go back to Arsenal, but United boss David Moyes was having none of it
Scottie (Manchester City) 1 year ago
I was hoping for fergie? Sorry it's over
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
RvP: "Boss, Arsenal bought Ozil!"  Moyes: "So what? Look over there, We got Fellani!"
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
RVP is left heartbroken after questioning his manager on the truth about Santa Claus



   
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