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The Silly Captions Competition
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Trying to control the ball with mind power(atleaast which may help him score)
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The buddhist midfielder held up play when he spotted a beetle on the ball
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Get in the goal, its your home! Why don't you want to go home!? Are you too good for your home?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
All right ball, this is between you and me. I've put on my cyan boots with extra soft padding especially for your comfort. If you just get in that goal, I promise I won't hurt you too much.

UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Did someone use the super glue on the ball. I'm tired of kicking this ball but not moving an inch...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
He wonder if the ball is belongs to him
Jabernard (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I'm so tired. I should find a new job
Derby22 (Derby County) 5 years ago
Oh god, I need a lie down. Please!
[account-removed] 5 years ago
" there YOU ARE! Thank God! I've been running all over the place trying to find you.... "
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Pato to ball: "I know you don't like being abused, but this isn't a great place to hide mate.... "
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Whats that Mr Ball, kill the ref? Why I couldn't, I can't, I can't! GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Oh god, shud've used the washroom b4 the match...
Kaizersoyze (Manchester United) 5 years ago
A. Pato to Football:    "Red, black and white. See, we both are on the same time. Now please.... Co-operate!"
Seantoon (Newcastle United) 5 years ago
"Don't just sit there! Do something.... "
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
The Champions League: Ballet kicks off with a grande jete by one of the male ballerina's
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Players leapt out of the way, when fans started throwing giant beer bottles onto the pitch
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Now that's how you dive
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Once superheroes were allowed to play professionally, the game was never the same


Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
``I believe I can Fly.... Oh I Believe I can Fly.... ``
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
Ant's is just too perfect in so many ways, the player's name is Hulk, damn good job Ant, working that double interpretation
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
I told you those ballet classes would pay off someday!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
That guy is trying to get the attention of the referee by showing that he is a imperfect star
Seantoon (Newcastle United) 5 years ago
"Pass the Ball.... I'm here!"
Bren67mancity (Manchester City) 5 years ago
I always wanted to be in the the royal ballet
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
The Cristiano Ronaldo fan club is present at Real Madrid's Champions League match.


Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
And who said football was a mans game?
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Why! M! See! A!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The referee died from exhaustion soon after booking everyone for celebrating with their shirt off
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
They accept the fact that Ronaldo is one of the best forward in the world, so they are praying and surrendering themselves to him
Timbo (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Michael jackson isn't dead, he's just gone to the football?
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Excuse me mate, couldn't help but notice - but are you staring at me?
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
Come on! Give a big hug to Daddy!
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Yeah I said it! You're balding! Does your receding hairline affect your skill? No! So what's the big deal, huh?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Are you kidding with me, Robben?! You really want to compete with me in a Staring Contest? "
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Robben misunderstood his new manager when he said were playing man to man defence.


[account-removed] 5 years ago
Melo: "Er excuse me.... When I asked you if you had a problem with me, a simple yes would have sufficed.... "
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Just you came from Madrid, you think you can run all up on our grills?!?!?!
Sufferjoy2 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
This comes to mind:    
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago


Ghana players paying a final tribute to the king of pop
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
A group of Michael Jacksons is going to play football
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
The match was a 'thriller'!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The Usain Bolt fanclub arrive at the wrong venue  
Derby22 (Derby County) 5 years ago
Cos this is thriller  Thriller night  And no-ones gonna' save you  From the pic that lurks below
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The diversclub is training for the big game
[account-removed] 5 years ago
"Annual Laser Tag Tournament Ghana 2009 - Due to lack of Funds this year.... "
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
If they had spent more time on set pieces maybe someone would of seen the most elaborate goal celebration ever conceived
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
"Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its Thriller time! COOL runnings!"
AniBhat (Arsenal) 5 years ago
After our brilliant performance tonight, now it is too easy to fly to big clubs
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
You hav stolen my goal.... I am not gonna' leave You!
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
There is something in your hair wait ill pull it out
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
Waaaaait, I'm not done braiding your haaaaair
Salt (Aston Villa) 5 years ago
I'll never get these curls and knots out if you keep screaming and running off
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Wait for me or else I will pull your hair out"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Right now's my chance. I need to know if that's a wig...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
It was an OWN GOAL you idiot!    
Kaizersoyze (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Don't you dare celebrate my goal. Don't YOU DARE!
IRISHRED79 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Cut your hair ya fukn hippy
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
A new version of Superman with white underwear
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Nice to meet you my name Borat. Now I make the sexy time
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
This is what happens when you don't take your camel to the chiropodist


Salt (Aston Villa) 5 years ago
Lady Gaga's penis removal surgery hadn't quite gone to plan...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
The idea of the wedgie has completely bypassed the Italians
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Questions were asked about the team hypnotist when the players started to perform sensual dances every time a whistle blew
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Self wedgie for missing a tight opportunity
Youngy (Newcastle United) 5 years ago
No comment :S
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Ughh.... Another day at the office. Thanks god for coffee breaks
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Foster drinking "Sar extract" - the formula needs refining though
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
He has prepared a potion to be poured at his goal post so that no one can score against him
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
The man who changed the meaning of WTF to Why The Face
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
After watching a run of terrible goalkeeping, Ferguson finds a new tea-boy for the United squad
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Having some whiskey to forget last night blues....
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Dejected, the Thumb Wars losing finalist made his way home
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Foster: "is that your hand in my pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Foster: "When the hell was I sold to Borussia Dortmund? "
Kaizersoyze (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Thinks:

Goalkeeping notes from Van Der Sar, a lot of glue on my thumb and a cup of Red Bull. Now let's see who scores a goal against me! **evil laugh**
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
After seeing the picture Foster realised where his wallet had gone
Tyhja (Aston Villa) 5 years ago
"I feel like this new formula is giving me extra arms!"
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 5 years ago
"dunno why they're makin me carry these bloody gloves, I feel like a plank, I'm not gonna' need em"
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Rooney shakes hands with the Sunderland manager after the game
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
That doll wanted to send the manager home
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
A man united fan thanks for the own goal
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Oh look whats happening...."A big red bear shake hands with a polar bear! "

Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Here is cheqeu thanks for the lost and greetings from sir alex
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The cuddly bear consolation prize was a brucie bonus thought steve
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
'What sort of creature are you meant to be? '
Tyhja (Aston Villa) 5 years ago
"Bruce glad he didn't stay too long. "
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
"I know he's touching my butt but I figure you have a better present for me!"
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Lucas gets banged up by the Chelsea boys
[account-removed] 5 years ago
"I know I said you could have it.... But i've already given my virginity to lampard.... Srry"
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
'oh dear.... You are not that good in diving, Better Come and learn it from Drogba'
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Lucas "dang that's HUGE!"
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
During the battle royal at Stamford Bridge Lampard pinned Lucas who felt the need to protect the ball
Jman008 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
"your butt is very soft" Lampard, "I told you he would love it" Lucas
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Lucas relieved that squealing like a pig was not involved


Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Dam, this is what I should have said earlier: the Chelsea gang, bang up Lucas.    Yeah, keep pretending you don't get it....
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
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Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Funny old days....    (This picture looks way old, should be deleted)
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Come one guys, you can do better! Find some new pics!
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago


Think this is from this year if I'm not wrong
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
No wonder Heskey never scores. He's always chewing on his tongue
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
Ball: Where can I find the goal?  Heskey: It will be in that way
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Oh, it's like a fishball and I am sure it's tasty"
AniBhat (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Oops.... I shot it straight and it is going where?
ArmstrongCPFC (Crystal Palace) 5 years ago
I should win this caption just for saying 3 words....".Its danny welbeck"

Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Thee 2-0 Chelsea defeat is aaall part of my cunning masterplan. Muhahahahaaa!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Do ju want to see the dessert menu?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Haha, good one, I knew I recognised that face from a sketch show, just couldn't put my finger on it
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Benitez: "hello thar young man"    Next morning's headline:  "Picture Evidence: Benitez 'Taps Up' 15 year old"
Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
You do know I'm always free, right hun?
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
"An evil plotting in progress!"
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Benitez: "Fact: You have a ham sammich. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
He saw the scores the opposite way, so he was happy without knowing that Chelsea actually won the game
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 5 years ago
In thought, "This will look like the s**t on my Facebook. "
AniBhat (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ha ha, I have got new contract, , , does not matter we lose or win, now I'm on air
Derby22 (Derby County) 5 years ago
Well hi there. You lookin' fine today
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago


No I'm not!
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
I said "you need endurance", not "you need to dance"!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Its VERY urgent!
DealingDreams (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Look I know its urgent, but there is absolutely no pooping on the field allowed. Last time I let this happened Foster left a turd about "this" big
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ferguson's Riverdance turns match officials into sex dolls.


Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
No no no- it's heel tap, heel tap, step, kick!
Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Look dude, just temme where the washroom is, and there'll be no fights
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Oh, my God, Ferguson, you looked so old!"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The referee and alex ferguson celebrate uniteds late winner
Seantoon (Newcastle United) 5 years ago
Alex Ferguson: "What!? You gave us only SIX minutes? "
Bren67mancity (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Think there on to us alex.... I can't give you anymore time we've been playing for two hours
KashMiester (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Come to papa - come here - coochie coochie coo
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Sorry posted in the wrong spot.  
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 5 years ago
OMG Predator, I make a lot less than you, but I'm better!



   
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