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The Silly Captions Competition
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 8 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 8 months ago
Arsenes thinking "hey hey is that ball going to the rooster house? "
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 8 months ago
Rare sight of humanity between Spurs and Arsenal, as the Spurs man tries to save Wenger from the bomb disguised as the football...
Sam (Juventus) 8 months ago
Spurs still think everything around them is a potential signing...
Tanmay 8 months ago
If only I'd found him 50 years ago, Wenger thinks wistfully...
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 8 months ago
'arry: "Why even bother, I would lose anyway."
Malik (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
No worries as he salutes against the FIFA president who made fun of ronaldo...
4ever (Barcelona) 9 months ago
This was when he saw the great welsh actor
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Ronaldo salutes in delight as he finally has a real competitor in Neymar for the fallon D'floOR award!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
It's hard to tell who the guy on the left is, dressed up as Rio Ferdinand
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 9 months ago
I wonder if Rooney was going to the Halloween party as Shrek...
4ever (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Why did rooney come out with out make up in a halloween party?He looks so soft...
Mauijim (Manchester United) 8 months ago
The Franck Ribéry and Dimitar Berbatov outfits were a smashing success this Halloween
Malik (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Dawson's attempt to replicate the 'crane kick' from the movie Karate Kid, went horribly wrong...
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
He's trying a overhead kick which didn't work out well for him...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
"Just remember what those Arsenal fans told you Michael, do the dance and blow on the ball as hard as you can, and it will bring us Gareth back."
Malik (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Boss, I swear to God I didn't know that it was your Daughter, ...
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 9 months ago
That terrifying moment when he realized that it wasn't a dream and Fergie really was replaced by David Moyes
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
The horror on his face when he seen himself on the big screen for the first time!
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
He actually didn't no who he slept with so zaha got in bed with the wrong sex gender.... !
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 9 months ago
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?!
Innoxious (Manchester United) 9 months ago
The horror of seeing the Afro every day
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Ashley Young starts and I'm not even on the bench, again?
Malik (Barcelona) 9 months ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 9 months ago
I think he is playing the wrong sport
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
Come to Pappa, there's a good ball
Malik (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Screw Clásico, let's play bowling
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Steeee-riiike!    And then Ronaldo fell down like a bowling pin and got a penalty
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Even the Barcelona manager got bored of his team's tiki-taka.And decided to have a go at bowling instead!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Dani Alves: so would it matter if you got fouled by me? Ronaldo says as long I don't play on the same team as you
Scottie (Manchester City) 9 months ago
Yeah we're deffo on footytube captions after this one
Sam (Juventus) 9 months ago
Don't be mad bro:  
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Alves: You nutmeg me 1, 000 times no once cares! I nutmeg you just once and everyone goes crazy!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 9 months ago
Tanmay 9 months ago
"I can get any bitch I want" Fernando said. Then he went out there and proved it
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Then he said that he would love to keep his bitch from anybody else just for keeps
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 9 months ago
Torres: "Pepe and I really enjoy cuddling during sunsets"
Blueheart (Manchester City) 9 months ago
"what the f**k are you looking at, why can't me and my bitch get some alone time" said the dog...
Scottie (Manchester City) 9 months ago
Almost sure, the dog would score more
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 9 months ago
Torres proving you wrong Scottie
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 9 months ago
A dog demonstrates the same emotion Liverpool supporters feel watching Torres regain his form
Innoxious (Manchester United) 9 months ago
The dog seems deprived of sleep, definitely because of waiting for Torres goal
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
A very old pic of Suarez and Torres together!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 9 months ago
Ah well, Fernando's career went to the dogs indeed
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
I think your making me do the splits if I slip down on you
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 9 months ago
"I'm fabulous"
Scottie (Manchester City) 9 months ago
Nowadays players have to jump over adverts
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 9 months ago
It was a strange time to do it but he finally took a stand against his controlling, football obsessed father and followed his dream of being a ballerina
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
This is why there should be separate grounds for football and the 110 meters hurdles...
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 9 months ago
Screw the ball.... I just wanna dance!
MrBukLau (Chelsea) 9 months ago
Looooolz I love this thread
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 9 months ago
Yaldho (Manchester United) 9 months ago
"You make fun of Rooney's hair again Ill send you back to Arsenal!"
Viper (Manchester United) 9 months ago
RVP: Boss, I hear the Ice cream truck, can I go....  Moyes: We've talked about this before, Robin. No means no!
Deffyduck (Arsenal) 9 months ago
I don't care how much the little boy inside you wants ice-cream, go and run your laps you stroppy git!
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Do what as you are told to do or I will kick you out the team!
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
RVP: Boss i've forgot my boots!      Moyes: Go sit over there in the rain, your not playing with us today!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 9 months ago
Pic1-Robin: Boss what are you doing? You hitchhike your way back to Everton already?
Pic2:-Moyes: That's the door. Go back to Arsenal so you can win the league again!
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 9 months ago
RVP: Boss the others are being mean to me.  Moyes: Stop being a cry baby Robin and go train
Tanmay 9 months ago
Reports are coming in that the child inside Robin Van Persie wanted to go back to Arsenal, but United boss David Moyes was having none of it
Scottie (Manchester City) 9 months ago
I was hoping for fergie? Sorry it's over
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
RvP: "Boss, Arsenal bought Ozil!"  Moyes: "So what? Look over there, We got Fellani!"
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 9 months ago
RVP is left heartbroken after questioning his manager on the truth about Santa Claus
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 9 months ago
Blueheart (Manchester City) 9 months ago
Both: look at my boot!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 9 months ago
If that's Ivanovic.... He better watch out for the upcoming bite on his left forearm
Scottie (Manchester City) 9 months ago
The groundsman is loving the play, the more they play on their toes the better
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Ivanovic violently lashes out in disapproval at his opponents attempt at combining football and Riverdance
Tanmay 9 months ago
Ballad time!
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
"Öööh, look what I can do Dortmunders!"  "You keep skillin', we'll keep winnin'"
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 9 months ago
"everybody was kung fu fighting" - Carl Douglas
DTaDiablo ((Footytube Staff)) 9 months ago
I think I've enrolled into the wrong class.
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
This is what you can't do mr dortmund fella's woo hoo
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
Dortmund players are mesmerised as Ozil balances the ball on his toe
Scottie (Manchester City) 9 months ago
Mesut Özil Mega Dazzles
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Day 3! Dortmund players still unaware of the fact that it is really Ozil's life size wax statue!
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Klopp would later have to refute claims that he considered Arsenal a one man team despite sending four players to mark Mesut Ozil
Malik (Barcelona) 9 months ago
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
Quick everybody run, he's gonna' blow!
Blueheart (Manchester City) 9 months ago
RUN! His power level is over 9000!
Innoxious (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Fart propelled rocket ignition in 3.... 2.... 1...
Henkkaa (Real Madrid) 9 months ago
Diego Simeone turning to a Super Saiyan
Deffyduck (Arsenal) 9 months ago
Oh my god that curry was hotter than Ibra's third goal vs Anderlecht!
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Moments later.... HULK happened!
Dgrant117 (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Atletico Madrid winning? Looks like someone forgot to place their bets....
Greatchelsea (Chelsea) 9 months ago
Damn that constipation
Jeroen (Barcelona) 9 months ago
Aaaah! Get out of here, he's got his invisible jetpack on!
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 9 months ago
THE McRIB IS BACK!
DTaDiablo ((Footytube Staff)) 9 months ago
s**t, where did I put those laxative pills
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Ahhh noooo he's exploded a big bomb in a toliet!
Scottie (Manchester City) 9 months ago
It's one of those farts you boasted was coming
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
AFC11 (Arsenal) 9 months ago
Busy right now.... Europa league is that way!
Tanmay 9 months ago
H-how do I football?
Blu4eva (Chelsea) 9 months ago
Does my hair look better now?
DTaDiablo ((Footytube Staff)) 9 months ago
Yo maan! Can ya hear this awesome tune, come get down wit me?    (my extreme poor attempt at ghetto talk)!
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 9 months ago
When the bag pipes began to play Luiz couldn't resist doing the highland fling
Kain (Liverpool) 9 months ago
Whos gona dance with my swagger?
Scottie (Manchester City) 9 months ago
The wind will be mostly westerly
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Playing an invisible guitar whilst playing football, well he clearly knows how to turn on the style!
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 9 months ago
David Luiz would go on to redefine the term "c**k blocking" when this elaborate attempt to control the ball went horribly wrong



   
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