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The Silly Captions Competition
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 6 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 6 months ago
I think your making me do the splits if I slip down on you
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 6 months ago
"I'm fabulous"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 months ago
Nowadays players have to jump over adverts
JestaYNWA (}:-j Footytube Staff }:-j) 5 months ago
It was a strange time to do it but he finally took a stand against his controlling, football obsessed father and followed his dream of being a ballerina
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 months ago
This is why there should be separate grounds for football and the 110 meters hurdles...
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 5 months ago
Screw the ball.... I just wanna dance!
MrBukLau (Chelsea) 6 months ago
Looooolz I love this thread
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 6 months ago
Yaldho (Manchester United) 6 months ago
"You make fun of Rooney's hair again Ill send you back to Arsenal!"
Viper (Manchester United) 6 months ago
RVP: Boss, I hear the Ice cream truck, can I go....  Moyes: We've talked about this before, Robin. No means no!
Deffyduck (Arsenal) 6 months ago
I don't care how much the little boy inside you wants ice-cream, go and run your laps you stroppy git!
Kain (Liverpool) 6 months ago
Do what as you are told to do or I will kick you out the team!
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 6 months ago
RVP: Boss i've forgot my boots!      Moyes: Go sit over there in the rain, your not playing with us today!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 6 months ago
Pic1-Robin: Boss what are you doing? You hitchhike your way back to Everton already?
Pic2:-Moyes: That's the door. Go back to Arsenal so you can win the league again!
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 6 months ago
RVP: Boss the others are being mean to me.  Moyes: Stop being a cry baby Robin and go train
Tanmay 6 months ago
Reports are coming in that the child inside Robin Van Persie wanted to go back to Arsenal, but United boss David Moyes was having none of it
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 months ago
I was hoping for fergie? Sorry it's over
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 months ago
RvP: "Boss, Arsenal bought Ozil!"  Moyes: "So what? Look over there, We got Fellani!"
JestaYNWA (}:-j Footytube Staff }:-j) 5 months ago
RVP is left heartbroken after questioning his manager on the truth about Santa Claus
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 6 months ago
Blueheart (Manchester City) 6 months ago
Both: look at my boot!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 6 months ago
If that's Ivanovic.... He better watch out for the upcoming bite on his left forearm
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 months ago
The groundsman is loving the play, the more they play on their toes the better
JestaYNWA (}:-j Footytube Staff }:-j) 5 months ago
Ivanovic violently lashes out in disapproval at his opponents attempt at combining football and Riverdance
Tanmay 5 months ago
Ballad time!
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 months ago
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 6 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 months ago
"Öööh, look what I can do Dortmunders!"  "You keep skillin', we'll keep winnin'"
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 6 months ago
"everybody was kung fu fighting" - Carl Douglas
DTaDiablo ((Footytube Staff)) 6 months ago
I think I've enrolled into the wrong class.
Kain (Liverpool) 6 months ago
This is what you can't do mr dortmund fella's woo hoo
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 6 months ago
Dortmund players are mesmerised as Ozil balances the ball on his toe
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 months ago
Mesut Özil Mega Dazzles
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 months ago
Day 3! Dortmund players still unaware of the fact that it is really Ozil's life size wax statue!
JestaYNWA (}:-j Footytube Staff }:-j) 5 months ago
Klopp would later have to refute claims that he considered Arsenal a one man team despite sending four players to mark Mesut Ozil
Malik 6 months ago
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 6 months ago
Quick everybody run, he's gonna' blow!
Blueheart (Manchester City) 6 months ago
RUN! His power level is over 9000!
Innoxious (Manchester United) 6 months ago
Fart propelled rocket ignition in 3.... 2.... 1...
Henkkaa (Real Madrid) 6 months ago
Diego Simeone turning to a Super Saiyan
Deffyduck (Arsenal) 6 months ago
Oh my god that curry was hotter than Ibra's third goal vs Anderlecht!
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 6 months ago
Moments later.... HULK happened!
Dgrant117 (Manchester United) 6 months ago
Atletico Madrid winning? Looks like someone forgot to place their bets....
Greatchelsea (Chelsea) 6 months ago
Damn that constipation
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 months ago
Aaaah! Get out of here, he's got his invisible jetpack on!
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 6 months ago
THE McRIB IS BACK!
DTaDiablo ((Footytube Staff)) 6 months ago
s**t, where did I put those laxative pills
Kain (Liverpool) 6 months ago
Ahhh noooo he's exploded a big bomb in a toliet!
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 months ago
It's one of those farts you boasted was coming
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 6 months ago
AFC11 (Arsenal) 6 months ago
Busy right now.... Europa league is that way!
Tanmay 6 months ago
H-how do I football?
Blu4eva (Chelsea) 6 months ago
Does my hair look better now?
DTaDiablo ((Footytube Staff)) 6 months ago
Yo maan! Can ya hear this awesome tune, come get down wit me?    (my extreme poor attempt at ghetto talk)!
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 6 months ago
When the bag pipes began to play Luiz couldn't resist doing the highland fling
Kain (Liverpool) 6 months ago
Whos gona dance with my swagger?
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 months ago
The wind will be mostly westerly
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 5 months ago
Playing an invisible guitar whilst playing football, well he clearly knows how to turn on the style!
JestaYNWA (}:-j Footytube Staff }:-j) 5 months ago
David Luiz would go on to redefine the term "c**k blocking" when this elaborate attempt to control the ball went horribly wrong
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 6 months ago
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Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 months ago
There, there, ball.come to papa. Stoke doesn't need you to win games
Kain (Liverpool) 6 months ago
Come on potters lets show them how to play rough football
Tobes (Liverpool) 6 months ago
Guy in the background with scarf: "mmmm, that Martin Jol is such a Dreamboat!"
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 6 months ago
Oh come on! Give us a rugby ball, what the hell is this thing?
Viper (Manchester United) 6 months ago
"No no no, it's Wingardium Leviosa!"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 months ago
OK Carles, good, now sing it: "I came in like a wreeecking baaall!"
Sam (Juventus) 6 months ago
When it was reported that Puyol was recovering by jumping on balls, I had a completely different image in my head
Tobes (Liverpool) 6 months ago
Just to add injury to insult, after stealing the ball family's bouncing baby ball, Puyol decided to curb stomp the father ball
Deffyduck (Arsenal) 6 months ago
Who likes short shorts? Carles likes short shorts!
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 6 months ago
You know that the El Classico is imminent when more effort is put into stunts
Kain (Liverpool) 6 months ago
That's it keep your hand up with the fitness ball, looking so good doing those bouncy side steps
Cloudst 6 months ago
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 6 months ago
Unlucky Theo, this place is mine now! Mwahahahahaha
Tobes (Liverpool) 6 months ago
"come on Kyle, lets go for a walk(er) to the ends of town" - clutching at straws here
Tanmay 6 months ago
"Hodgson is so desperate he's recruiting from Spurs now"
"Hehe I'm not complaining"
Malik 6 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 months ago
No underaged prostitutes? Booooring!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 6 months ago
Oh s**t we just gave Qatar the world cup
Kain (Liverpool) 6 months ago
Ahh f**k I forgot something last night
Slim (Real Madrid) 6 months ago
- "I'm so tired. Think I'll go to bed"
- "Cancel the strippers. Over."

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 6 months ago
Uncle Scrooge and Uncle Fester face a reality check
Malik 6 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 6 months ago
Torres wanted to rip him apart so he can get a new look
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 6 months ago
There's something on your face......... Oohh wait, its your face !
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 6 months ago
Take that fake rubber mask off your silly face
GerryBob64 (Manchester United) 6 months ago
Jan daaaarling what moisturizer are you using?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 months ago
The crystal meth was clearly not good for Fernando.    "Hey, you're not Vertonghen, this is a mask!"
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 6 months ago
Torres looks for sympathy
Sam (Juventus) 6 months ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 6 months ago
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 6 months ago
Kompany : Jones.... Thats's how you do your FACE?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 6 months ago
Vincent held a certain area a bit too tight
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 6 months ago
The most constipated facial expression I have ever seen
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 months ago
So Kompany is the man the Japanese feared so much in ancient times:


Sam (Juventus) 6 months ago
Sam (Juventus) 6 months ago
New Fulham owner told Michael to "just beat it!"
JestaYNWA (}:-j Footytube Staff }:-j) 6 months ago
It's no wonder Jacko could hit all those high notes when you consider where that guys grabbing him...
Kain (Liverpool) 6 months ago
We're taking mr jackson to the next centre stage performance!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 6 months ago
If you grab me there.... I just can’t stop loving you
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 7 months ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 6 months ago
If a football was the size of that tennis ball.... Would Arsenal win the league?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 6 months ago
While the rest of the team run for their lives, Mertesacker has spotted his victim, Miyaichi.



   
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