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The Silly Captions Competition
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Crystal ball says you score 40 goals this season.... Now will you give me a love bite please?
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Suarez shows his exhaustion and jetlag after preparing for short pre-season flight to Austria (2hrs), but instead having to endure a long haul flight to Australia (25 hrs)!
Sjsung (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Get behind me. You'll never walk alone.
TheManaha (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Did you just fart?
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
I can't bare to look at his thumbs up at a camera
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
A picture of Suarez when a photographer said, "show me how much you love Liverpool!"
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Here bally give it to arsene since he's not impressed with fellaini taking a long touch
Tanmay 10 months ago
After seeing Bendtner on the bench, Wenger decided to turn player-manager for the night
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Wenger: "hmmm that's a nice looking furry cushion. I just may sit on it, ohhh gawd it's moving!
Zilch (Footytube Staff) 10 months ago
After witnessing Bendtner's efforts since subbing on, Wenger decided he'd do a better job as a striker on the pitch and subs on, though Fellaini seems confused about the concept of "football" while being tackled
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
"Hmmm not sue which one to kick. "
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Wenger: "NOO NO NOOO.... You should use ONLY your feet when playing football"
TheManaha (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Go home and get your f*****g shinebox
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
I always knew 'Arry was attracted to balls
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Hey 'arry did you like that ball being hit at you? Shows how much you love doing the talking on the touchline
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Oh there will be hell to pay now! Redknapp hates when people launch balls at him!
StageFright1203 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
"See lads, I told you my face velcro invention works. Just stick it to your face and run into the goal. Works like a charm."
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Football is often Mind-blowing with 'eye-popping' moments!
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Mauijim (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Lewand ow ski
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Help help help ze big german pulled me down ahhhh!
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
'Ahhhhh he just jumped out of my pocket"
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Lewandowski finally found a defender big enough to assist him with his tandum bycle kick
TheManaha (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Terror in Dortmund; revenge of the football
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Victor Valdés is just entertaining himself these days in another game where he didn't have to do anything. His current record of standing still in a silly pose stands at 42 minutes
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Yes I knew I was right to bet on messi to score
Mauijim (Manchester United) 10 months ago
The realism of the new Valdés action figure has raised the bar on football novelty toys.
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
No no no your going down in the dumps if your behaving silly on the pitch!
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Did you drop that chicken nugget? Oh you did.... Can I have that chicken nugget?
Mauijim (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Yes Jose, the fine print in your contract says you must clean up after the boys if they play like shiite
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
I can actually go down on the table?
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Ever Carneiro! On your knees! Now!
TheManaha (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Ramires, it's time
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
The engineer played the 7 notes on an invisible saxophone
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
The effect of Yaya Toure's fart!
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Lets lean back guys!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Arsenes thinking "hey hey is that ball going to the rooster house? "
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Rare sight of humanity between Spurs and Arsenal, as the Spurs man tries to save Wenger from the bomb disguised as the football...
Sam (Juventus) 10 months ago
Spurs still think everything around them is a potential signing...
Tanmay 10 months ago
If only I'd found him 50 years ago, Wenger thinks wistfully...
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
'arry: "Why even bother, I would lose anyway."
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
No worries as he salutes against the FIFA president who made fun of ronaldo...
4ever (Barcelona) 10 months ago
This was when he saw the great welsh actor
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Ronaldo salutes in delight as he finally has a real competitor in Neymar for the fallon D'floOR award!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
It's hard to tell who the guy on the left is, dressed up as Rio Ferdinand
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
I wonder if Rooney was going to the Halloween party as Shrek...
4ever (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Why did rooney come out with out make up in a halloween party?He looks so soft...
Mauijim (Manchester United) 10 months ago
The Franck Ribéry and Dimitar Berbatov outfits were a smashing success this Halloween
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Dawson's attempt to replicate the 'crane kick' from the movie Karate Kid, went horribly wrong...
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
He's trying a overhead kick which didn't work out well for him...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
"Just remember what those Arsenal fans told you Michael, do the dance and blow on the ball as hard as you can, and it will bring us Gareth back."
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Boss, I swear to God I didn't know that it was your Daughter, ...
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
That terrifying moment when he realized that it wasn't a dream and Fergie really was replaced by David Moyes
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 10 months ago
The horror on his face when he seen himself on the big screen for the first time!
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
He actually didn't no who he slept with so zaha got in bed with the wrong sex gender.... !
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?!
Innoxious (Manchester United) 10 months ago
The horror of seeing the Afro every day
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Ashley Young starts and I'm not even on the bench, again?
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 10 months ago
I think he is playing the wrong sport
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 10 months ago
Come to Pappa, there's a good ball
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Screw Clásico, let's play bowling
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Steeee-riiike!    And then Ronaldo fell down like a bowling pin and got a penalty
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Even the Barcelona manager got bored of his team's tiki-taka.And decided to have a go at bowling instead!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Dani Alves: so would it matter if you got fouled by me? Ronaldo says as long I don't play on the same team as you
Scottie (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Yeah we're deffo on footytube captions after this one
Sam (Juventus) 10 months ago
Don't be mad bro:  
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Alves: You nutmeg me 1, 000 times no once cares! I nutmeg you just once and everyone goes crazy!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Tanmay 10 months ago
"I can get any bitch I want" Fernando said. Then he went out there and proved it
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Then he said that he would love to keep his bitch from anybody else just for keeps
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Torres: "Pepe and I really enjoy cuddling during sunsets"
Blueheart (Manchester City) 10 months ago
"what the f**k are you looking at, why can't me and my bitch get some alone time" said the dog...
Scottie (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Almost sure, the dog would score more
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Torres proving you wrong Scottie
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
A dog demonstrates the same emotion Liverpool supporters feel watching Torres regain his form
Innoxious (Manchester United) 10 months ago
The dog seems deprived of sleep, definitely because of waiting for Torres goal
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
A very old pic of Suarez and Torres together!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Ah well, Fernando's career went to the dogs indeed



   
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