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The Silly Captions Competition
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Victor Valdés is just entertaining himself these days in another game where he didn't have to do anything. His current record of standing still in a silly pose stands at 42 minutes
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Yes I knew I was right to bet on messi to score
Mauijim (Manchester United) 9 months ago
The realism of the new Valdés action figure has raised the bar on football novelty toys.
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
No no no your going down in the dumps if your behaving silly on the pitch!
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Did you drop that chicken nugget? Oh you did.... Can I have that chicken nugget?
Mauijim (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Yes Jose, the fine print in your contract says you must clean up after the boys if they play like shiite
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 9 months ago
I can actually go down on the table?
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Ever Carneiro! On your knees! Now!
TheManaha (Arsenal) 9 months ago
Ramires, it's time
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
The engineer played the 7 notes on an invisible saxophone
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
The effect of Yaya Toure's fart!
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Lets lean back guys!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Arsenes thinking "hey hey is that ball going to the rooster house? "
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Rare sight of humanity between Spurs and Arsenal, as the Spurs man tries to save Wenger from the bomb disguised as the football...
Sam (Juventus) 10 months ago
Spurs still think everything around them is a potential signing...
Tanmay 9 months ago
If only I'd found him 50 years ago, Wenger thinks wistfully...
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 9 months ago
'arry: "Why even bother, I would lose anyway."
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
No worries as he salutes against the FIFA president who made fun of ronaldo...
4ever (Barcelona) 10 months ago
This was when he saw the great welsh actor
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Ronaldo salutes in delight as he finally has a real competitor in Neymar for the fallon D'floOR award!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
It's hard to tell who the guy on the left is, dressed up as Rio Ferdinand
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
I wonder if Rooney was going to the Halloween party as Shrek...
4ever (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Why did rooney come out with out make up in a halloween party?He looks so soft...
Mauijim (Manchester United) 10 months ago
The Franck Ribéry and Dimitar Berbatov outfits were a smashing success this Halloween
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Dawson's attempt to replicate the 'crane kick' from the movie Karate Kid, went horribly wrong...
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
He's trying a overhead kick which didn't work out well for him...
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
"Just remember what those Arsenal fans told you Michael, do the dance and blow on the ball as hard as you can, and it will bring us Gareth back."
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Boss, I swear to God I didn't know that it was your Daughter, ...
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
That terrifying moment when he realized that it wasn't a dream and Fergie really was replaced by David Moyes
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 10 months ago
The horror on his face when he seen himself on the big screen for the first time!
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
He actually didn't no who he slept with so zaha got in bed with the wrong sex gender.... !
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?!
Innoxious (Manchester United) 10 months ago
The horror of seeing the Afro every day
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Ashley Young starts and I'm not even on the bench, again?
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 10 months ago
I think he is playing the wrong sport
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 10 months ago
Come to Pappa, there's a good ball
Malik (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Screw Clásico, let's play bowling
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Steeee-riiike!    And then Ronaldo fell down like a bowling pin and got a penalty
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Even the Barcelona manager got bored of his team's tiki-taka.And decided to have a go at bowling instead!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Dani Alves: so would it matter if you got fouled by me? Ronaldo says as long I don't play on the same team as you
Scottie (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Yeah we're deffo on footytube captions after this one
Sam (Juventus) 10 months ago
Don't be mad bro:  
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Alves: You nutmeg me 1, 000 times no once cares! I nutmeg you just once and everyone goes crazy!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Tanmay 10 months ago
"I can get any bitch I want" Fernando said. Then he went out there and proved it
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Then he said that he would love to keep his bitch from anybody else just for keeps
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Torres: "Pepe and I really enjoy cuddling during sunsets"
Blueheart (Manchester City) 10 months ago
"what the f**k are you looking at, why can't me and my bitch get some alone time" said the dog...
Scottie (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Almost sure, the dog would score more
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Torres proving you wrong Scottie
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
A dog demonstrates the same emotion Liverpool supporters feel watching Torres regain his form
Innoxious (Manchester United) 10 months ago
The dog seems deprived of sleep, definitely because of waiting for Torres goal
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
A very old pic of Suarez and Torres together!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Ah well, Fernando's career went to the dogs indeed
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
I think your making me do the splits if I slip down on you
LumpOfCelery (Chelsea) 10 months ago
"I'm fabulous"
Scottie (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Nowadays players have to jump over adverts
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
It was a strange time to do it but he finally took a stand against his controlling, football obsessed father and followed his dream of being a ballerina
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
This is why there should be separate grounds for football and the 110 meters hurdles...
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Screw the ball.... I just wanna dance!
MrBukLau (Chelsea) 10 months ago
Looooolz I love this thread
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Yaldho (Manchester United) 10 months ago
"You make fun of Rooney's hair again Ill send you back to Arsenal!"
Viper (Manchester United) 10 months ago
RVP: Boss, I hear the Ice cream truck, can I go....  Moyes: We've talked about this before, Robin. No means no!
Deffyduck (Arsenal) 10 months ago
I don't care how much the little boy inside you wants ice-cream, go and run your laps you stroppy git!
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Do what as you are told to do or I will kick you out the team!
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 10 months ago
RVP: Boss i've forgot my boots!      Moyes: Go sit over there in the rain, your not playing with us today!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Pic1-Robin: Boss what are you doing? You hitchhike your way back to Everton already?
Pic2:-Moyes: That's the door. Go back to Arsenal so you can win the league again!
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 10 months ago
RVP: Boss the others are being mean to me.  Moyes: Stop being a cry baby Robin and go train
Tanmay 10 months ago
Reports are coming in that the child inside Robin Van Persie wanted to go back to Arsenal, but United boss David Moyes was having none of it
Scottie (Manchester City) 10 months ago
I was hoping for fergie? Sorry it's over
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
RvP: "Boss, Arsenal bought Ozil!"  Moyes: "So what? Look over there, We got Fellani!"
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
RVP is left heartbroken after questioning his manager on the truth about Santa Claus
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 10 months ago
Blueheart (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Both: look at my boot!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
If that's Ivanovic.... He better watch out for the upcoming bite on his left forearm
Scottie (Manchester City) 10 months ago
The groundsman is loving the play, the more they play on their toes the better
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Ivanovic violently lashes out in disapproval at his opponents attempt at combining football and Riverdance
Tanmay 10 months ago
Ballad time!
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...



   
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