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The Silly Captions Competition
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
They tell me they wrote a book about me, Finally! If only I could read....
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
BFG? I'm Bigby, the motherfucking wolf, bitch!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Arghh! I can't read more than 140 characters
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Hahahaha Thank God I'm footballer, books are for losers!
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Ah no its just something that I can't believe I'm thinking that ronaldo is better than me
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
I forgot to turn off my straightener -_-
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
"Dear Zlatan, I pray to you to give me strength tonight so I, Zlatan, can Zlatan a goal or five again"
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Thank God my NOSE is alright!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Poor Ibra nose he will not win the Ballon d'Or
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
In his defence, he was told to go for the ball. The coach just didn't specify which one
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Most people just grow a moustache to raise awareness for men's health in November but he took it a step further and started handing out on field prostate exams
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
That ASS DOE
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Those pure white shorts so clean maan
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
When he felt the arm between his legs he reacted as only Senator Clay Davis would "Sheeeeeeiiiit!"
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Ref: "Whoa Whoaaa, I only called players with Premier League Medals to come here, not Champions League Medals!"
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Gerrard is annoyed by van persies duck face
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Ref: "Don't do anything to hurt him Gerrard, you might make the little boy inside him cry. "
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
RVP: "I'm gonna' tell your mom how you sucked today"
Gerrard: "That's funny, because I told your mum the same yesterday"
Ref: "Aaaall right now boys, calm down. Both of your mothers are excellent in the sack."


ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Ref: "Say aaah"  Gerrard: "Aaah"  V. Persie: "Yeah.... You'll have to get all your wisdom teeth removed mate"
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Leaked picture of Manchester City's preparations before away matches this season
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
And to think, all of this was going on behind the scenes at the Etihad and Mario Balotelli was still sold for being too outrageous off the field...
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Alexander Kolarov aint got no time for Harlem Shaking
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Kolarov: "No coach, you fail. Man of Iron and and Man of Spiders no motivate us for away games. More money can. "
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
City players reaction at the news they were getting a raise
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Hey look carra's back to haunt me with some dignity!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
"Yer always lagging behind Jamie, and y'ell always will"
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Lets see who reaches sky sports office first !
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Best way to introduce your new girlfriend to your parents without all kinds of awkward questions:

Mom & dad: meet Shania in the stands there. Shania, meet mom & dad over there in that lounge.
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
He is merely pointing out Arsenal's current position in the PL table and future table position...
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
This is the pose the team gave when they were asked to strike an "N*Sync pose"
Sjsung (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Oh, oh oh, you don't know you're beautiful~
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Chealsea playing in front of all their loyal fans.
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Gary Neville doing his best ‘Ratboy’ impersonation
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Carra: "Liverpool would be top of the table if I was still playing. "
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 1 year ago
"What? Whats so funny? Bendtner really could still come good for Arsenal...."
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
A whoopee cushion! Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Pundits are most likely watching the best dives of the season compilation
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
The moment when Manchester City's History was brought up...
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Carra :.... And moyes bought fellaini?
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Ferguson I am telling you it was not a four Ferguson: obejection
Sjsung (Arsenal) 1 year ago
I'm telling you, John Terry stole my wife!
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Ferguson on the sideline? How long ago was this photo taken? Sadly for Man Utd fans, too long ago
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
"You march back over there and give Moyes 5 extra minutes of added time!"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
No Johnnyboy, it's that other Scottish bloke you have to ask how many minutes he wants now, over there!
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
I may have retired but I will always be at the stands over there, so don't think it is over!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Sjsung (Arsenal) 1 year ago
I hate you, and you hate me, but smile for the camera
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Villas-Boas: " 'attaboy, great game " Emmanuel: "No Gaffer, it's pronounced Adebayor"
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Love to see the happy grin on your face addy did you get the teeth to shine on you
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Happier times before and then Soldado happened!
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
We sold bale and bought soldado.... Hahahaha
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Sjsung (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Bendtner to Wenger: "I promise I wasn't texting s*** about Arsenal to my friend."
StageFright1203 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
"And so they asked me how many zeros I wanted after the 1 on my pay cheque and so I showed them with my fingers, like this.... "
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
"hey if you don't want to have me here at Arsenal, I'll just start a bidding war between Barcelona or Real Madrid"
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
"No no no I aint picking the phone up unless it's Barca, Real or Bayern. "
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Oh no I won't be answering any calls about my transfer request to leave arsenal anytime soon
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Looks like Bendtner is packing his boxes.... Of beer cans
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Hey Hey! Just because nobody tried to sign me, doesn't mean nobody wants me.... I could walk into any team with my shorts down!
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 year ago
Since my football career is going down the tubes, time to try my hand as the Limp Biskit front man Fred Durst
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
My deary me whats the matter with you blokes can't I just be asleep for once?
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Ramires diving? That's not a dive! I used to make Ronaldo go to ground when any defender got this close to him!
TheManaha (Arsenal) 1 year ago
My s**t is gonna' be this long when I'm done
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
I was this close to winning the Champions League with Real Madrid
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Now you know why Chelsea are playing so narrow this season!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Crystal ball says you score 40 goals this season.... Now will you give me a love bite please?
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Suarez shows his exhaustion and jetlag after preparing for short pre-season flight to Austria (2hrs), but instead having to endure a long haul flight to Australia (25 hrs)!
Sjsung (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Get behind me. You'll never walk alone.
TheManaha (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Did you just fart?
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
I can't bare to look at his thumbs up at a camera
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 1 year ago
A picture of Suarez when a photographer said, "show me how much you love Liverpool!"
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Here bally give it to arsene since he's not impressed with fellaini taking a long touch
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 1 year ago
After seeing Bendtner on the bench, Wenger decided to turn player-manager for the night
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Wenger: "hmmm that's a nice looking furry cushion. I just may sit on it, ohhh gawd it's moving!
Zilch (Footytube Moderator) 1 year ago
After witnessing Bendtner's efforts since subbing on, Wenger decided he'd do a better job as a striker on the pitch and subs on, though Fellaini seems confused about the concept of "football" while being tackled
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
"Hmmm not sue which one to kick. "
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Wenger: "NOO NO NOOO.... You should use ONLY your feet when playing football"
TheManaha (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Go home and get your f*****g shinebox



   
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