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The Silly Captions Competition

Aaron222 (Chelsea) 3 months ago

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Russian boss ordered everyone to come to work their a*s off, as you can see my job here just got tougher: to keep others butts on. Talk about a*s-kissing

Tony 3 months ago

And here in britain we're worried about eating horsemeat?

GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 3 months ago

Is that my wifes perfume I can smell?!

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 months ago

You know when people say life is the pits? He wishes his life was that good right now

Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Just pretend it is the female physio working out that cramp in your leg

Elma769 (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Inflate to 5psi

Blackstarmalik 3 months ago

Bitches don't you know ? I'm fabulous

Barca10impact (Barcelona) 3 months ago

Best jump competition

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Peww peww peww. Wild West showdown at high noon

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 months ago

Michu feels he's not scoring enough goals and publicly kicks himself up the ass

Blackstarmalik 3 months ago

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Fuuuuck.... I need to start getting things ready in Italy

Tony 3 months ago

As if the headlice was not bad enough, whats with the white nail polish?

Kain (Liverpool) 3 months ago

I will never get to win to the title again...

Barca10impact (Barcelona) 3 months ago

I miss fighting with you mario

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Sending Mario ahead before I get to Milan

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 months ago

Tony 3 months ago

Invisible jet packs.... Whatever next?

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

ASTRO BOYYYYY!

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Off to Manchester I go!

Kain (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Take me a plane to england!

Barca10impact (Barcelona) 3 months ago

Victory is mine

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 months ago

Really wish Messi would stop playing with my voodoo doll

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

The Tanned Panther Salute

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 months ago

"Ladies and gentleman, my ego has finally gained a physical presence and I can now hold it to stay longer in the air. Now I can allow you to kiss the ground I walk on whenever you want."

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Tony 3 months ago

At least have the henry halls to do it to the guys face

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 months ago

Like a puncheon the nose

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

At least I don't have to take a sh*t this time! I'd be doing a different gesture!

Barca10impact (Barcelona) 3 months ago

I scored a goal and you didn't!Na na na bubu

Elma769 (Manchester United) 2 months ago

Salut from Pinoccio

Blackstarmalik 3 months ago

Barca10impact (Barcelona) 3 months ago

Yessss! I scored. I might actually catch up to messi if I continue scoring on both nets

Dpfka0821 (Manchester United) 3 months ago

WHO TOOK MY GEL?

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 months ago

New contract for Messi?! Nooooooooooooooooo!

Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 months ago

It's much too late to do anything about the adhesive end line paint that was only supposed to be used between the posts, but it is safe to say somebody will be losing their job

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

What do you mean I crosses the line?!

Tiki (Whitecaps) 3 months ago

JAZZ HANDS!

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

My leg! I Can't feel my leg!

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 months ago

Rubin (Inter Milan) 3 months ago

"I'm like a cat, no matter how you throw me, I always land on my.... Uh.... On my side? Yeah, that sounds right."

Tony 3 months ago

Is it a bird? , is it a plane? .... NO, it's just some keeper playing to the camera's

Barca10impact (Barcelona) 3 months ago

Funny faces competition

Tiki (Whitecaps) 3 months ago

Sideways Gangnam style!

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Julio Cesar reenacting his favourite Simpsons episode

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 months ago

Yes he might be playing for Brazil. Yes he might have saved the ball this time. But when you play for QPR looking for the ball in the net is a habit

Rubin (Inter Milan) 3 months ago

Tony 3 months ago

I thought I heard someone say liverpool airport was snowbound, obviously not?

Barca10impact (Barcelona) 3 months ago

RedBull gives you wings

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Robbie Fowler was God, but this guy is Liverpool's Lord and Saviour

Oddshot (Newcastle United) 3 months ago

Gerrard again carrying Liverpool's season on his shoulders

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

I can score better than our two strikers! -push strikers aside-

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 months ago

Which one of you put the super glue in my deoderant?! Very funny! Who's got the solvent?!

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

You thought Lampard's goal was nice?! 'Ave a look here lads! Liftoff!

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 months ago

Above us only sky . Above the sky only Steven Gerrard not a bad slogan uh?

Teja7 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

^That's an epic slogan. :')

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 months ago

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 months ago

Santi! Where are you?

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Koscielny: "Is that 4th spot I see? " Mertesacker: "Yes my small friend, the promised land awaits beyond that evil Navy Blue Cockerel"

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Gandalf: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool. What do you see? Can you see anything? Frodo: Nothing. There's nothing

Tony 3 months ago

Is that david villa I see coming in the distance? , so much for theo wanting the strikers role

Barca10impact (Barcelona) 3 months ago

I see it! It is the Champions league. Really far away.

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 months ago

"Wow, with the Arsene Wenger blinkers on, I really can't see any incident happening."

Sam (Juventus) 3 months ago

"Is that the Wizard of Oz? Can he make give us the gift of defending? "

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

"Is that a trophy I see? " "No Kosc it's just the Emirates Cup"

Blackstarmalik 3 months ago

Tony 3 months ago

I don't think the rain gods can help you fernando

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Great.... Now I need to put more hair gel in

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

"At least I'll keep warm and dry sitting on the bench"

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Rain oh Rain When will thy come to wash my pain? Rain oh Rain I have been in the waiter's jacket the whole day

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

♫ Torres goes marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah ... home to get out of the rain♬

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 3 months ago

I guess I should stop praying to the ice god. First my my career, now this

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 months ago

♪♫ Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I last scored when I was seventeen ♪♫

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 months ago

Tony 3 months ago

Hahaha, mancini caught out parking the bus,

Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 months ago

I guess Balotelli decided to take my car to Milan. I should have known better.

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

They say when one is lost in his train of thoughts you become oblivious to things around you. Not even when people are staring at you

Tiki (Whitecaps) 3 months ago

Just a CITY boy.... Born and raised in south Detroit.... He took the midnight train going anywhere....

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 months ago

Then the blond girl went over and asked him: "Sir Alex, may I have your autograph? "

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 months ago

Mancini is not amused with the board's new ways to cut spending in order to prepare for the FFP rules

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Now.... Who here wants to become a City fan?

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Surely Sheikh Mansour could afford to give Roberto a better transport allowance?

Barca10impact (Barcelona) 3 months ago

The blond woman must be a city fan to hate him so much

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 months ago

Such a rich club and I have to take a train?

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 months ago

Tony 3 months ago

Theres team bonding, and theres going beyond it

Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 months ago

First look at Real Madrid's genetic fusion experiment; Mezuttiano Ronaldozil

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 months ago

"You're next, eh-eh-eh!"

ManUK (Manchester United) 3 months ago

They told Ozil to go where his heart desires, so he went to Ronaldo

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 months ago

"haha look at Benzema, he is so jealous right now"

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

They told us we could become anything. So we became the co-joined twins ;B

Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 months ago

The team physio must be confused, it seems when Ozil is squeezed, his eyes pop back into their sockets.

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

The view down here is sure lovely...

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Özil went on to make a large sum of money after selling the "Ronaldo Sex Tape"

MessiingWithYa (Footytube Staff) 3 months ago

Tony 3 months ago

Your kidding me? .... For kicking a ballboy? .... The clues in the name"ballboy".... Which in my book is "meant" to be kicked

Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 months ago

32Red.... Minus 1. A sponsor couldn't ask for anything more

Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 months ago

You know, I'm sending you off so that you can save your wife from Terry

Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 months ago

7+8+17=32red

Poppyfields (Arsenal) 3 months ago

*holding L* loooserrrr

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 months ago

The Asian guy got the number of people sent off exactly right.... Is it racist to say that?

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Ki: Don't look at me, look at the red card

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 months ago

Asian player: Can I just say something ref? That was not a proper kung fu kick

MessiingWithYa (Footytube Staff) 3 months ago

^ lol

Teja7 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

LOL @ManOnDMoon

Niice

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 4 months ago

Tony 4 months ago

We all started off like this, evolution is a wonderful thing.

Kain (Liverpool) 3 months ago

I'm doing a s**t on a toliet seat argghhh!

Barca10impact (Barcelona) 3 months ago

Its hard to keep it in. Should have went to the toilet before the game.

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Rafa: "Kick him harder, Eden! Hack the Bone! Hack the Bone!"

Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Score a goal for God's sake! I don't want to get sacked too soon!

Poppyfields (Arsenal) 3 months ago

PenÁlteee! Eees A faaaaaact!

Oddshot (Newcastle United) 3 months ago

Rafa prepares himself to become Abrahmovich's next toy.

Mauijim (Manchester United) 3 months ago

Your still not scoring?!

Perrygarl (FC Seoul) 3 months ago

The realisation you placed Ba on the subs bench, and Torres up front on the team sheet. Priceless

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 months ago

Guess he has reached the point in the manager role at Chelsea where he starts shitting himself

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 months ago

Who would have guessed crowd boos have a laxative effect

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 4 months ago

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 4 months ago

Your head is huge! Are you and Steve Bruce related?

MessiingWithYa (Footytube Staff) 3 months ago

That's not how you do salsa lad, you have to hold me by the waist!

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 3 months ago

Lower League Travel Excitement: "Phil, we're going to Wembley! Tell me, is it like Bradford? We might qualify for Europe! Is Europe like Bradford? "