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The Silly Captions Competition
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
This thread is getting ahead of itself. When are some winners going to be named?
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
This week
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Campbell Quits County after Cuddly Caress  
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Come down, I will give you a hug and kiss"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Motty: The ref doesn't know what to do.... Show the rascist or the homophobic card?
Jabernard (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I told him they were real. He still doesn't believe me!"
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Get your thumb out of my butt. Oh.... Jesus
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
'' I told you that football players are becoming gay ''
Salt (Aston Villa) 5 years ago
Sol Campbell still utterly perplexed as to how the "gay" rumours about him got started
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Andres Iniesta's argument with an Ant gets intense, as it breaks out into a brawl. (an actual ant, not that funny guy)
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Andres Iniesta is rehearsing for the new nike commerciaal make the differents but he doesn't know that arshavin got the role
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Andrés Iniesta can even play as an "attacked-midfielder"        
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Iniesta is hitting a mosquito which landed on his face
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Iniesta proves it's not only sticks and stones that can break bones....    "noooooo I do look like Ian Hislop"
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
First game on Mars spoiled by poor refereeing, diving and all 22 players dying of suffocation


Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Hand: "what do you see in your stinky foot that you don't see in me!" emotional slap follows
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Where is my contact lens?
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Iniesta after his team mates told him they were playing with a miniature football- Hey guys I can't find it all I see is grass-smacks himself-Hey wait you guys were playing with me!
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
My hair, can't seem to find it!
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Iniesta: "The ground! The ground! It's really hard!"
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Iniesta discovers that the ground is much thinner on the other side
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago


Bellamy is going all out this year for the 'Bravest Man' award
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
O'shea-''thats not a good one.... I will show bellamy how to do that!"
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Bellamy: Let me show you (referee) whether you or I am the boss on the field
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The part-time steward come full time homeless guy,
Noticed the pitch invader had dropped his wallet.


Deuthschl4nd (Hamburger SV) 5 years ago
Bellamy: You got somethin on your face, let me wipe that off for ya
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I told you Alice! Pow! Right to the moon!
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Bubbles no! That is not MojoJojo!
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Why are we running mate.... Benítez is looking for us...
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Liverpool police issue a statement "we are confident we will catch the culprits"  Following a recent spate of washing line thefts
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
They are playing cat catching mouse
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Give me back my wifes knickers
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Run Benitez is giving places away in the starting eleven


Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
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Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Hey!Get away!This is my ball.... !
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Don't look at my ass
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Talk to the hand, girl!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Stop, I can't dribble while you dribble
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Please let me dribble.... I rarely get the ball
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
No I can't teach you my skills
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
In the name of the father, the sun, and the holy nutmeg
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Haha good one england
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Peeka-Boo! There you are! Who's a happy little boy!
Sam (Juventus) 5 years ago
Now if you want it, you should put a ring on it...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Don't you try to look or even take my ball away from me"
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Football Defending 101 : If they can't see it, they can't get at it.


Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
*sobs* I love you man! *sobs*
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I wish I knew how to quit you    
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Pfff bravo, Ant! You continue to out wit me, time and time again!    At least fan valuation got one thing right...
Deuthschl4nd (Hamburger SV) 5 years ago
Hold my hand and we will get through the pain together
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Till death do us apart, Together we stand, Together we fall
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Vidic: Dave I didn't cheat one you please don't leave me  Dave: Shut up I saw you kissing with rooney
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Here's that tenner I owe you - cheers man, what a night!
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Why the referee is so cruel I don't want to leave you
Sam (Juventus) 5 years ago
What can Brown do for you? Apparently more than I thought!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Vidic and Dave promised to each other that if they knocked on each other, then they will marry each other
Jabernard (Chelsea) 5 years ago
That Siamese twin surgery hurt so much. And they forgot to remove our hands!
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Deuthschl4nd (Hamburger SV) 5 years ago
Zomg! Were stuck, who put superglue on the ball?
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
The fittest spermatozoid will get to enter the egg and one day become a fully developed football player
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
The match was so, furious that the ball punctured!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The Bundesliga never recovered after FIFA decided to experiment with a 100cm pitch instead of the usual 100m
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Let me give you some brain power
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Ant, you make the competition unfair. How big is the team of comedians that comes up with those remarks of yours?
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Predictably, the conjoined twins went for the same ball......Again.


CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Can we stop posing for the photo shoot my head is getting sore
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Me manager always used to say - Use your head!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Let's see whose head is as strong as a metal. "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ronaldo and Kaka find it amusing when Beckham signs for another season
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Ronaldo and Kaká wonder if Florentino Perez's shopping spree has gone berserk when he called up Di Stefano again.

(Edit: realised it's actually very similar to Ant's, I just didn't got his at first, oh well)
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Perez has assigend Di stefano to keep the two lovers from doing something wrong
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
After Pele named Di Stefano as the world's best, Perez spent £100 million to land him
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Kaka:'Is this guy gonna' play with us? '
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
There was bemusement in camp, when Real Madrids new caretaker manager turned about to be the actual caretaker


UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Hey mate, this is how you'll look after 50 years. Make sure you spend your money wisely
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Hey mate, this is how you'll look after 50 years. Make sure you spend your money wisely
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
This is Robben, IN THE future?
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey Kaka? Who brought Yoda?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Perez is trying to matchmake Kaka with Ronaldo so that he can earn some commission if his efforts worked
Jabernard (Chelsea) 5 years ago
200 million euro sandwich!
Timbo (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Cristiano: hey kaka, you wanna do something reaaal freaky naughty?    Kaka: you mean like a Ballon d'Orgy?
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Did this old guy just fart?
Seantoon (Newcastle United) 5 years ago
Alfredo di Stéfano: "The coach said I'm playing "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
 Jus' checkin' the equipment
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Some 'urgent' matter...
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
It must be here somewhere....    
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Holy s**t it got smaller instead bigger
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
[Italian accent ]If I do-e dees, then perhaps the footytube raggazzi will put a photopicture of me on dee website
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
In the wake of the Caster Semenya sex scandal
FIFA's new gender test was accused of taking it all too literally.

"two balls ya - semen ya"
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Is this where they make the toilet?
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Just double checking my gender, don't want any madical check ups
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Toni is trying to make others to be curious by pulling his pants slightly lower so that they are interested in what he is looking at
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Hey Toni the bathroom is down through the tunnel
Sufferjoy2 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
"I lost my place in the first team.... Hmmm maybe I lost my balls too"
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
No, Nando, I say ju have to get better in thee box, not.... Oh forget eet
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Fernando Torres:The Boxing Spaniard (or) Boxing the spaniard
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
Fernando Torres rides an invisible horse
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Slim shady VS Fat Joe
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Fernando: So then I do this dance when I score a hat-trick *boom tshhk boom tshhk*
Rafa: *sigh* Yeah yeah, you do that. And when you do, I'll be sure to substitute you
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Boss should I use my hand to score, I'll score more this way
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Torres uses the secret sign to let his team mates know that Rafa was talking bull again


FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Torres is trying to punch Benitez until he is warded as Benitez has failed to improve Liverpool's performance
Timbo (Manchester United) 5 years ago
"look boss, I finally learnt the Las Ketchup dance!.... Boogy da da boogy da beat"

"very good fernando, I didn't know darren fletcher had his own dance"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
All Hail King Ball!
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
Hardstyle Rave Party
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
By the rivers of Babylon!, there we sat down.  Yeeah we wept, when we remembered Diego M!
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ohhh.... Mate you have lost your height heading that ball
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
70's night at Old Trafford: the half time orange kool-aid went down a storm with the glitter ball dancers
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Oh let the party begin!
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
The ball, The ball, The ball IS ON FIRE!
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Clap your hands and do the tevez
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
All 3 of them are trying to be as innocent as possible by showing that they don't know anything using their body language
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Don't touch it.... The ball is cursed
Sam (Juventus) 5 years ago
(Announcer on PA system): "Attention all players, attention all players- please don't touch the ball; it is actually a leather-covered grenade!"
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Tevez's levitation skills earn a big round of applause from Barcelona's star-struck centre-backs.


[account-removed] 5 years ago
All players - the refs not looking! We can use our hands now!
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Congrets.... It's a baby boyl
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
I used that caption on the last competition haha
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Fart Bubbles sponsored by  Nike "just poo it" Ⓡ
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Ronaldo discovers a new way to shoot the ball. He just has to eat beans the night before
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
His new creation of football via his butts
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ffat ronaldo stuffing himself with balls in unconventional ways
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Ronaldo: eats footballs, craps goals. footballs
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Gravity causes Fat Ronaldo to get a football moon


Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
Hahahahahahaha wow
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Roberto carlos: "yea er.... Me and the mates found some super glue and we thought it would be funny if.... "
Ronaldo:"that's not funny, mate -_-"
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ribery: See, I told you that we don't need you on the team!  Toni: I guess you were right. A point for you!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
When I tell a lie my nose grows to here
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Half time charades:
Toni - sorry I just can't get it, you've going to have to tell me....
Ribery - ok last clue, and it's a biggy "hey you guys.... "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Both of them are threatening each other as they knew their dark secrets
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ribery (after the final wistle) see I told you where going to play 1 second Toni :no mate I played 1 minut
[account-removed] 5 years ago
"remember what you were looking for in your pants?  Guess what I found.... "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The opposition refuse to play, as Kaka continues to run rings 'round them with his eyes shut
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
A jesus-freak is arrested at the Santiago Bernabeu after complaints by the Real Madrid players.


Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
Racism my ass
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ronoldo come here ohh you are not ronoldo
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Kaka has found someone who is more muscular to replace Ronaldo's position in his heart
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Big Hug! You don't want one?
Timbo (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Diarra "yo homies ima bounce, gotta' hit up mecca"

Kaka "very well, but remember jesus is always here for you"

"dude, seriously f*uck off"
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I think someone spiked my water bottle because I have an uncontrollable urge to hug you



   
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