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The Silly Captions Competition
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
This thread is getting ahead of itself. When are some winners going to be named?
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
This week
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Campbell Quits County after Cuddly Caress  
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Come down, I will give you a hug and kiss"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Motty: The ref doesn't know what to do.... Show the rascist or the homophobic card?
Jabernard (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I told him they were real. He still doesn't believe me!"
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Get your thumb out of my butt. Oh.... Jesus
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
'' I told you that football players are becoming gay ''
Salt (Aston Villa) 5 years ago
Sol Campbell still utterly perplexed as to how the "gay" rumours about him got started
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Andres Iniesta's argument with an Ant gets intense, as it breaks out into a brawl. (an actual ant, not that funny guy)
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Andres Iniesta is rehearsing for the new nike commerciaal make the differents but he doesn't know that arshavin got the role
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Andrés Iniesta can even play as an "attacked-midfielder"        
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Iniesta is hitting a mosquito which landed on his face
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Iniesta proves it's not only sticks and stones that can break bones....    "noooooo I do look like Ian Hislop"
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
First game on Mars spoiled by poor refereeing, diving and all 22 players dying of suffocation


Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Hand: "what do you see in your stinky foot that you don't see in me!" emotional slap follows
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Where is my contact lens?
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Iniesta after his team mates told him they were playing with a miniature football- Hey guys I can't find it all I see is grass-smacks himself-Hey wait you guys were playing with me!
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
My hair, can't seem to find it!
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Iniesta: "The ground! The ground! It's really hard!"
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Iniesta discovers that the ground is much thinner on the other side
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago


Bellamy is going all out this year for the 'Bravest Man' award
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
O'shea-''thats not a good one.... I will show bellamy how to do that!"
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Bellamy: Let me show you (referee) whether you or I am the boss on the field
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The part-time steward come full time homeless guy,
Noticed the pitch invader had dropped his wallet.


Deuthschl4nd (Hamburger SV) 5 years ago
Bellamy: You got somethin on your face, let me wipe that off for ya
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
I told you Alice! Pow! Right to the moon!
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Bubbles no! That is not MojoJojo!
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Why are we running mate.... Benítez is looking for us...
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Liverpool police issue a statement "we are confident we will catch the culprits"  Following a recent spate of washing line thefts
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
They are playing cat catching mouse
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Give me back my wifes knickers
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Run Benitez is giving places away in the starting eleven


Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
   --Mod Edit--  Fixed image  
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Hey!Get away!This is my ball.... !
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Don't look at my ass
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Talk to the hand, girl!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Stop, I can't dribble while you dribble
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Please let me dribble.... I rarely get the ball
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
No I can't teach you my skills
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
In the name of the father, the sun, and the holy nutmeg
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Haha good one england
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Peeka-Boo! There you are! Who's a happy little boy!
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Now if you want it, you should put a ring on it...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Don't you try to look or even take my ball away from me"
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Football Defending 101 : If they can't see it, they can't get at it.


Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
*sobs* I love you man! *sobs*
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I wish I knew how to quit you    
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Pfff bravo, Ant! You continue to out wit me, time and time again!    At least fan valuation got one thing right...
Deuthschl4nd (Hamburger SV) 5 years ago
Hold my hand and we will get through the pain together
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Till death do us apart, Together we stand, Together we fall
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Vidic: Dave I didn't cheat one you please don't leave me  Dave: Shut up I saw you kissing with rooney
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Here's that tenner I owe you - cheers man, what a night!
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Why the referee is so cruel I don't want to leave you
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
What can Brown do for you? Apparently more than I thought!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Vidic and Dave promised to each other that if they knocked on each other, then they will marry each other
Jabernard (Chelsea) 5 years ago
That Siamese twin surgery hurt so much. And they forgot to remove our hands!
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Deuthschl4nd (Hamburger SV) 5 years ago
Zomg! Were stuck, who put superglue on the ball?
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
The fittest spermatozoid will get to enter the egg and one day become a fully developed football player
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
The match was so, furious that the ball punctured!
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
The Bundesliga never recovered after FIFA decided to experiment with a 100cm pitch instead of the usual 100m
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Let me give you some brain power
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Ant, you make the competition unfair. How big is the team of comedians that comes up with those remarks of yours?
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Predictably, the conjoined twins went for the same ball......Again.


CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Can we stop posing for the photo shoot my head is getting sore
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Me manager always used to say - Use your head!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Let's see whose head is as strong as a metal. "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ronaldo and Kaka find it amusing when Beckham signs for another season
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Ronaldo and Kaká wonder if Florentino Perez's shopping spree has gone berserk when he called up Di Stefano again.

(Edit: realised it's actually very similar to Ant's, I just didn't got his at first, oh well)
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Perez has assigend Di stefano to keep the two lovers from doing something wrong
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
After Pele named Di Stefano as the world's best, Perez spent £100 million to land him
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Kaka:'Is this guy gonna' play with us? '
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
There was bemusement in camp, when Real Madrids new caretaker manager turned about to be the actual caretaker


UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Hey mate, this is how you'll look after 50 years. Make sure you spend your money wisely
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Hey mate, this is how you'll look after 50 years. Make sure you spend your money wisely
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
This is Robben, IN THE future?
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Hey Kaka? Who brought Yoda?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Perez is trying to matchmake Kaka with Ronaldo so that he can earn some commission if his efforts worked
Jabernard (Chelsea) 5 years ago
200 million euro sandwich!
Timbo (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Cristiano: hey kaka, you wanna do something reaaal freaky naughty?    Kaka: you mean like a Ballon d'Orgy?
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Did this old guy just fart?
Seantoon (Newcastle United) 5 years ago
Alfredo di Stéfano: "The coach said I'm playing "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
 Jus' checkin' the equipment
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Some 'urgent' matter...
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
It must be here somewhere....    
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Holy s**t it got smaller instead bigger
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
[Italian accent ]If I do-e dees, then perhaps the footytube raggazzi will put a photopicture of me on dee website
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
In the wake of the Caster Semenya sex scandal
FIFA's new gender test was accused of taking it all too literally.

"two balls ya - semen ya"
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Is this where they make the toilet?
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Just double checking my gender, don't want any madical check ups
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Toni is trying to make others to be curious by pulling his pants slightly lower so that they are interested in what he is looking at
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Hey Toni the bathroom is down through the tunnel
Sufferjoy2 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
"I lost my place in the first team.... Hmmm maybe I lost my balls too"
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
No, Nando, I say ju have to get better in thee box, not.... Oh forget eet
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Fernando Torres:The Boxing Spaniard (or) Boxing the spaniard
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
Fernando Torres rides an invisible horse
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Slim shady VS Fat Joe
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Fernando: So then I do this dance when I score a hat-trick *boom tshhk boom tshhk*
Rafa: *sigh* Yeah yeah, you do that. And when you do, I'll be sure to substitute you
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Boss should I use my hand to score, I'll score more this way
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Torres uses the secret sign to let his team mates know that Rafa was talking bull again


FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Torres is trying to punch Benitez until he is warded as Benitez has failed to improve Liverpool's performance
Timbo (Manchester United) 5 years ago
"look boss, I finally learnt the Las Ketchup dance!.... Boogy da da boogy da beat"

"very good fernando, I didn't know darren fletcher had his own dance"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
All Hail King Ball!
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 5 years ago
Hardstyle Rave Party
Harryspooner (Chelsea) 5 years ago
By the rivers of Babylon!, there we sat down.  Yeeah we wept, when we remembered Diego M!
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ohhh.... Mate you have lost your height heading that ball
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
70's night at Old Trafford: the half time orange kool-aid went down a storm with the glitter ball dancers
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Oh let the party begin!
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
The ball, The ball, The ball IS ON FIRE!
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Clap your hands and do the tevez
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
All 3 of them are trying to be as innocent as possible by showing that they don't know anything using their body language
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Don't touch it.... The ball is cursed
Sam (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
(Announcer on PA system): "Attention all players, attention all players- please don't touch the ball; it is actually a leather-covered grenade!"
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Tevez's levitation skills earn a big round of applause from Barcelona's star-struck centre-backs.


[account-removed] 5 years ago
All players - the refs not looking! We can use our hands now!
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
UroFiji (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Congrets.... It's a baby boyl
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
I used that caption on the last competition haha
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Fart Bubbles sponsored by  Nike "just poo it" Ⓡ
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Ronaldo discovers a new way to shoot the ball. He just has to eat beans the night before
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
His new creation of football via his butts
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ffat ronaldo stuffing himself with balls in unconventional ways
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Ronaldo: eats footballs, craps goals. footballs
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Gravity causes Fat Ronaldo to get a football moon


Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 5 years ago
Hahahahahahaha wow
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Roberto carlos: "yea er.... Me and the mates found some super glue and we thought it would be funny if.... "
Ronaldo:"that's not funny, mate -_-"
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Omar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ribery: See, I told you that we don't need you on the team!  Toni: I guess you were right. A point for you!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
When I tell a lie my nose grows to here
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Half time charades:
Toni - sorry I just can't get it, you've going to have to tell me....
Ribery - ok last clue, and it's a biggy "hey you guys.... "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Both of them are threatening each other as they knew their dark secrets
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ribery (after the final wistle) see I told you where going to play 1 second Toni :no mate I played 1 minut
[account-removed] 5 years ago
"remember what you were looking for in your pants?  Guess what I found.... "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The opposition refuse to play, as Kaka continues to run rings 'round them with his eyes shut
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
A jesus-freak is arrested at the Santiago Bernabeu after complaints by the Real Madrid players.


Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
Racism my ass
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ronoldo come here ohh you are not ronoldo
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Kaka has found someone who is more muscular to replace Ronaldo's position in his heart
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Big Hug! You don't want one?
Timbo (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Diarra "yo homies ima bounce, gotta' hit up mecca"

Kaka "very well, but remember jesus is always here for you"

"dude, seriously f*uck off"
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
I think someone spiked my water bottle because I have an uncontrollable urge to hug you



   
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