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The Silly Captions Competition
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 10 months ago
Bale doing his best impression of Rose from the titanic, as the Celion Dion number belts out in the background!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Finland player: Finland SMASHh!
Bale: "Aaah! Not the Finland smash! My only weakness! Oh wait, no, I go down for everything. Even Susan Boyle. Especially Susan Boyle. "
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 9 months ago
Finnish him!
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Its neymar with ku fung kicking action
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 10 months ago
Neymar's new goal celebration.... "The Crab"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Neymar ascended to the next level, where gravity no longer influences him. His diving has suffered immensely from it though
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
It appears that FIFA glitches are now a common occurrence in real life
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
This is what a grasshopper can do to a player like Neymar. Neymar never knew what hit him...
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
They tell me they wrote a book about me, Finally! If only I could read....
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
BFG? I'm Bigby, the motherfucking wolf, bitch!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Arghh! I can't read more than 140 characters
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Hahahaha Thank God I'm footballer, books are for losers!
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Ah no its just something that I can't believe I'm thinking that ronaldo is better than me
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
I forgot to turn off my straightener -_-
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
"Dear Zlatan, I pray to you to give me strength tonight so I, Zlatan, can Zlatan a goal or five again"
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Thank God my NOSE is alright!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Poor Ibra nose he will not win the Ballon d'Or
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
In his defence, he was told to go for the ball. The coach just didn't specify which one
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Most people just grow a moustache to raise awareness for men's health in November but he took it a step further and started handing out on field prostate exams
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
That ASS DOE
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Those pure white shorts so clean maan
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
When he felt the arm between his legs he reacted as only Senator Clay Davis would "Sheeeeeeiiiit!"
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Ref: "Whoa Whoaaa, I only called players with Premier League Medals to come here, not Champions League Medals!"
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Gerrard is annoyed by van persies duck face
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Ref: "Don't do anything to hurt him Gerrard, you might make the little boy inside him cry. "
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
RVP: "I'm gonna' tell your mom how you sucked today"
Gerrard: "That's funny, because I told your mum the same yesterday"
Ref: "Aaaall right now boys, calm down. Both of your mothers are excellent in the sack."


ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Ref: "Say aaah"  Gerrard: "Aaah"  V. Persie: "Yeah.... You'll have to get all your wisdom teeth removed mate"
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Leaked picture of Manchester City's preparations before away matches this season
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
And to think, all of this was going on behind the scenes at the Etihad and Mario Balotelli was still sold for being too outrageous off the field...
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Alexander Kolarov aint got no time for Harlem Shaking
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Kolarov: "No coach, you fail. Man of Iron and and Man of Spiders no motivate us for away games. More money can. "
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
City players reaction at the news they were getting a raise
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Hey look carra's back to haunt me with some dignity!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
"Yer always lagging behind Jamie, and y'ell always will"
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Lets see who reaches sky sports office first !
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
Best way to introduce your new girlfriend to your parents without all kinds of awkward questions:

Mom & dad: meet Shania in the stands there. Shania, meet mom & dad over there in that lounge.
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
He is merely pointing out Arsenal's current position in the PL table and future table position...
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
SaucyMan11 (Chelsea) 10 months ago
This is the pose the team gave when they were asked to strike an "N*Sync pose"
Sjsung (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Oh, oh oh, you don't know you're beautiful~
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Chealsea playing in front of all their loyal fans.
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Gary Neville doing his best ‘Ratboy’ impersonation
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Carra: "Liverpool would be top of the table if I was still playing. "
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 10 months ago
"What? Whats so funny? Bendtner really could still come good for Arsenal...."
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
A whoopee cushion! Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Pundits are most likely watching the best dives of the season compilation
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
The moment when Manchester City's History was brought up...
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Carra :.... And moyes bought fellaini?
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Ferguson I am telling you it was not a four Ferguson: obejection
Sjsung (Arsenal) 10 months ago
I'm telling you, John Terry stole my wife!
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Ferguson on the sideline? How long ago was this photo taken? Sadly for Man Utd fans, too long ago
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
"You march back over there and give Moyes 5 extra minutes of added time!"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 10 months ago
No Johnnyboy, it's that other Scottish bloke you have to ask how many minutes he wants now, over there!
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
I may have retired but I will always be at the stands over there, so don't think it is over!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Sjsung (Arsenal) 10 months ago
I hate you, and you hate me, but smile for the camera
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Villas-Boas: " 'attaboy, great game " Emmanuel: "No Gaffer, it's pronounced Adebayor"
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Love to see the happy grin on your face addy did you get the teeth to shine on you
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Happier times before and then Soldado happened!
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 10 months ago
We sold bale and bought soldado.... Hahahaha
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Sjsung (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Bendtner to Wenger: "I promise I wasn't texting s*** about Arsenal to my friend."
StageFright1203 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
"And so they asked me how many zeros I wanted after the 1 on my pay cheque and so I showed them with my fingers, like this.... "
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
"hey if you don't want to have me here at Arsenal, I'll just start a bidding war between Barcelona or Real Madrid"
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 10 months ago
"No no no I aint picking the phone up unless it's Barca, Real or Bayern. "
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Oh no I won't be answering any calls about my transfer request to leave arsenal anytime soon
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Looks like Bendtner is packing his boxes.... Of beer cans
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
Hey Hey! Just because nobody tried to sign me, doesn't mean nobody wants me.... I could walk into any team with my shorts down!
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 10 months ago
Since my football career is going down the tubes, time to try my hand as the Limp Biskit front man Fred Durst
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 10 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 10 months ago
My deary me whats the matter with you blokes can't I just be asleep for once?
Tobes (Liverpool) 10 months ago
Ramires diving? That's not a dive! I used to make Ronaldo go to ground when any defender got this close to him!
TheManaha (Arsenal) 10 months ago
My s**t is gonna' be this long when I'm done
Roo10ney (Manchester United) 10 months ago
I was this close to winning the Champions League with Real Madrid
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 10 months ago
Now you know why Chelsea are playing so narrow this season!



   
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