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The Silly Captions Competition
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago


"Without Adebayor our title hopes are, how you say, kicked the bottle?"
"Kicked the bucket, Arsene"
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Who needs Adebayor. If I focus & kick this bottle long enough I should be able to play no. 9 too!

Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Arsene: No, your supposed to kick it LIKE THIS!
Me6666 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Arsene:yes its a goal I win player of year not dirty ronaldo
Krok25 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Arsene: how many kick ups do you think I can do on my toe
Ref: how about you do your showboating in the stands, i've got 2 seconds of the game left!
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Arsenal coach Arsène Wenger performing the Nazi-walk in protest to the refs got him sent off. Some of the Mancunian fans could not resist throwing their bottles at him
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
If I can't coach football maybe I could try rugby...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
I'm better than dinho is freestyle!
Mufcranten7 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I can finish better than $%&^ing Bendtner...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Even I can replace Adebayor (only in bottle footy competition)"
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 4 years ago
ManUK (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I can't believe the things I do for Adverts.... Well I did need a shave...
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Wow, this real IS the best a man can get!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The new starting lineup for the Brazilian shaving team
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Gillete Fusion.... The Best that a man can get!
KingOmar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Adriano: "should I change the cartridge before I shave my balls?"

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"WOW, look how COOL we are now!"
JedJED (Manchester United) 4 years ago
This shave is free even though were millionaires
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago

Welcome,...................To American Idol!
Theshid (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I have a confession to mmake.... I'm a polygyny
Krok25 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pep: whats that on your backside carlos
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
.... And I would also like to thank my mom and dad, my sister, my uncle Roberto and my dog *sniff* Carlito, who can no longer be here today
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Pep: Nice shorts...
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Can somebody tell me where I can find a good barber. I can't seem to find one in my neighborhood?
Sabynu (FC Steaua Bucuresti) 4 years ago
What asss
KingOmar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Pep: Half-time entertainment got cancelled so we drafted in a Barbara Streisand lookalike....

Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
After retirement
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Fifa 2010 world cup theme song!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"3.... 2.... 1.... Let's party!"
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
 Boo!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
First 5 minutes free, then you pay per lapdance
Theshid (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maicon : Dad is that you?
Krok25 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Whos got my glasses?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Maicon's Macarena goal celebration triggered mixed reactions.

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Inter holds tryouts for "So you think you can dance" Maicon shows his best samba. The judges are impressed
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Maicon's deepest fear of bald white men suddenly became very public
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Maicon:"I saw a ghost!I saw a ghost!"    "no its Ronaldinho!"
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oh my god I forgot to change shirts with the ref
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Oh my God, may I hug you? "
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago

Somebody put this man out of his misery, quick!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
When asked who the better manager was, Platini's sarcastic 'staring contest' remark was taken a little too seriously by Sir Alex and Arsène Wenger.

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey Alex I can see you through his ears
Yashan (Manchester United) 4 years ago
What would Sepp do?
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wenger and Sir Alex recreate the romantic "Lady & the Tramp" spaghetti dinner scene using a Frenchman
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
A Michel Platini master class in how to spot a foul by your own team....

"Non monsieurs, let us try this again, you have to be watching le game.... "
SCBlue (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"this is why I don't fine Real!"
Theshid (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ferguson and Wenger : '' Chelsea can't buy players till 2011 comon man they should be ban for life the football world depend on this ''
KingOmar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Wenger: "c'est un pédé"  Ferguson: What did he say?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
*yawn*
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ferguson and Wenger are competing in the "Best Joker Competition" as they race to make Platini laugh
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago


Adebayor tries to hug the Arsenal section at Eastlands
KingOmar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ade: "Youre not singin anymore!"
Andy (Rangers) 4 years ago
 #1 - "You f**king w*anker!11! I'll kill you, scumbag!"    #2 - "How very dare you!"
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Remember me?
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I've been hired by Man City as the new Hospitality Director. Are your seats OK?

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Recycle your beer cups here
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
How's my new jersey?!
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Adebayor has forgot he has switct teams
Mufcranten7 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Let's see if I can get them to hit that steward with a thrown missile
Mufcranten7 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
HEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU GUUUUUUUUUUUYSSS!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Dedicated to the haters
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After being overwhelmed with his scoring, he lost his direction
Youngy (Newcastle United) 4 years ago
Adebayor: d**k head
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
News Flash Forward: Adebayor will now serve a 2 match ban - after repeating the same goal celebration at the emirates
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Quack!Quack!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Moving to L'pool...
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I'm wearing my g/fs gstring  
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Performing some Chicken Dances is the key to win the match"
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
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Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
That's a bit of an old pic man, try to keep them recent  I mean, ronaldinho actually looks fit in that pic so you know its old
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
LMAO!
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
 What a cluster f***
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Cirque d'UEFA! Coming to a town near you
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Deadly trio!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The spelling NIKE with footy tackles filming was on it's 69th take

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"You think you are good? Now see what I can do besides football"
Timbo (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Yellow player: "ill have what maniche is having please!"
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
   Juggler
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Got 3 balls but none to play with me
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Xabii!Where are you?Without you we got nobody to distribute the balls....

Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Reina try to stop three balls like me and then we can talk about a new contract
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Gotta' sort these bingo wings out
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Now I will be teaching you guys a new football tactic called Chicken Footy"
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago


'will I get a chance to play atleast here in milan?'
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Even if I sat on my ass all year, I'd still be the top-scorer on this shoddy team
Omar (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Are you telling me THIS is what we do all day in practice?
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Edit:    Ooh mi nobbies!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Were they joking when they said this would hatch into a trophy?

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After the long wait, he is so desperate for a place in the team that he defaecated a ball
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
 
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
There was a controversial handball during the jockeys charity football match

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey ref I think this ball is overinflated!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He is the "Harry Potter and the Football Match"
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Manager removed after offering distracting lollipop to the opposition keeper
Timbo (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Lilliput FC
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Balima = I'm a bal
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Balima had always loved football  He loved football so much that one day he actually became one  Balima was very happy
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Balima loves football. All thinks about is football he has a football brain, so it got over loaded and it burst in to a football head  
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
God! Give me the ability to head the ball every time!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
When he heads for the ball with full force, the ball has knocked off his head while the ball stucked to his neck
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
The new adidas 250kg ball was removed from production after the advert went horribly wrong
UroFiji (Liverpool) 4 years ago
That's what will happen when you try to head a very high ball...
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Thanks God, now I just have to enter the opponent goal to score.... Yea now I will be top scorer
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Have at it:


Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Look Mr Hughes, Mickey Mouses right arm has stopped
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hughes instantly regretted spiking Fergusons gin with crushed viagra

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He said, "Come and have taste of my body aroma!"
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Ferguson signals to the ref how many minutes he wants to play now they are winning
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Fergie is using his secret weapon :He is calling a fan too come and make bellamy angry
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Hughes thinking:*pff.... What deo is he using? *
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The ref has forgoten his cards so he found something else to show his anger
Jabernard (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The verbal language barrier was too much for the international ref, and he was forced to communicate with sign language
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The ref, remembering what his wife had showed him, began looking for the penalty spot....    
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Come here and bend over for the yellow, you don't want to get given the red.

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The referee felt that his middle finger is better than his cards



   
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