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The Silly Captions Competition
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
2 months ago
Tony
2 months ago
Messi trying to avoid the "black hole"
Rubin
(Inter Milan)
2 months ago
Abate tells Messi that he's only
that much
better than Villa
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
2 months ago
Giant Abate proves a sore loser when he tries to belittle Villa and Messi's stature
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Abate "Hey.... You have Messi on your team, it's just not fair!"
Fiasc0
(Eintracht Braunschweig)
2 months ago
Abates chellange of the night: finding Messi in a team wearing the same shirts. It seems he could make it
Kain
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Abate: How many goals has messi scored this season?
Northgreen
(AC Milan)
2 months ago
"So, that went a little well quick for me. Who of you was the one to score and who was the one assisting? "
Barca10impact
(Barcelona)
2 months ago
The hole in villas mouth is this big
Oddshot
(Newcastle United)
2 months ago
Abate "when did we enter Hobbington? "
Dpfka0821
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
Abate: Hmm... I'm not sure whether I should classify them as Hobbits or Dwarves?
Blackstarmalik
2 months ago
GreatScot
(Rangers)(Footytube Staff)
2 months ago
Everybody was kung foo fighting
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
2 months ago
Hey Borini, how was that
arm gesture
again?
Sam
(Juventus)
2 months ago
They say the Liverpool job is quite a
suffocating
one
Tony
2 months ago
Its surely not the new pope giving a blessing is it?
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
For all the Liverpool fans who doubted me....come at me bro, fight!
Tobesh87
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
"we beat a team in the Top half ! Hi 5s all round !"
Oddshot
(Newcastle United)
2 months ago
He's so committed to the reds even his face is changing colour....
Dpfka0821
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
"No, no, don't throw stuff at me! I've actually won against a top side this time!"
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
2 months ago
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Who s**t their kit?
Sam
(Juventus)
2 months ago
"Hey Shinji, no more late night sushi from now on!"
Tony
2 months ago
Looks to me like RVP has just pulled his shorts up after having a dump, shinji has been unfortunate enough to step in it, and poor toms downwind.
Oddshot
(Newcastle United)
2 months ago
Cleverly "Fergie has a son, that means he must have.... Eurgh"
ManUK
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
And finally, we see that little boy inside that Van Persie's been talking about
Aaron222
(Chelsea)
2 months ago
Arshavin's recent pic
Aaron222
(Chelsea)
2 months ago
Tired of sitting on the bench, arshavin found a new profession of becoming the covergirl of woman's fashion magazines
Fiasc0
(Eintracht Braunschweig)
2 months ago
Ashavin trains press pics in case he goals
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
2 months ago
Over 30s boy bands are a little bit pathetic aren't they
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Arshavin on Russia's Next Top Model
Tony
2 months ago
Who is she again?
Kain
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
I'm so vain these days
ManUtdRox96
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
"Aww, don't tease, I know I'm adorable. " *coughs*
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
2 months ago
Man, Russian chicks are always hot.
Blackstarmalik
2 months ago
:(
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
2 months ago
Ain't no sunshine when you win 5-0 on aggregate in the Champions League
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
2 months ago
So what if I fix matches! So sue me! Oh wait! You can actually do that?! S**t!
Tony
2 months ago
Are they the "raining" champions?
Kain
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
He is purposely watching his players in the rain
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
No dancing in the rain for Conte
Tobesh87
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
The plight of the manager. Do I go sophisticated or casual. Half Tony Pulis, half AVB. Thin black tie with a sports cap it is.
Dpfka0821
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
Come on.... I dressed up nicely for this?
Sam
(Juventus)
2 months ago
Tony
2 months ago
An impromptu game of leap frog at the "blue oyster club"
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
2 months ago
Torres' knees are so bad it takes 3 team mates to hold him up now
GreatScot
(Rangers)(Footytube Staff)
2 months ago
That right there is the evolution of how to become a Chelsea legend
Zhenwei
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
Frankly, a Terry-bly long wait hardly mata-s when you get to get behind Le beautiful Torres
Kain
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Getting on my knees will be a problem to myself that I have mata's lampy and terrify behind me
Fiasc0
(Eintracht Braunschweig)
2 months ago
And now together as a team!
Barca10impact
(Barcelona)
2 months ago
Terry is angry in the back because he is last in line
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
2 months ago
That's why he hasn't been able to score. His team mates are screwing him over
Blackstarmalik
2 months ago
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
2 months ago
Benitez reveals his true identity.
Link: youtu.be/up_9oQQhOaY
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
"I can't take anymore of these silly banners"
GreatScot
(Rangers)(Footytube Staff)
2 months ago
*sigh* I bet nobody would notice if I walked out that door right now.... ...
Kain
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
They don't like me here...
Zhenwei
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
Dinner is served, and where's my tips?
Tony
2 months ago
The only thing missing is a set of horns.... Old nick himself
Fiasc0
(Eintracht Braunschweig)
2 months ago
Life isn't made by money
KingHarryKewell
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Sam
(Juventus)
2 months ago
Did he have regular boots on or boots with
spurs
?
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
2 months ago
Evra thinks to himself: maybe if I act casual nobody will notice this ball stuck to my head
GreatScot
(Rangers)(Footytube Staff)
2 months ago
Bad time for Evra to practice his gangnam style dance I think!
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
2 months ago
It's not even St Patricks day yet and United get trolled by a green elf
Fiasc0
(Eintracht Braunschweig)
2 months ago
This ball will match perfecty
Barca10impact
(Barcelona)
2 months ago
Evra: bring it on ball, I ain't afraid of you
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
After taking his manager's advice.... Evra- "This ball could kill me.... Right? "
Kain
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Evra: "the ball could actually hit me hard? "
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
2 months ago
Barca10impact
(Barcelona)
2 months ago
HI five Ronaldo. We did it. You scored and messi didn't
Zhenwei
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
Now now, as the magician, i'll levitate and put hoola hoops over you
Tony
2 months ago
Good boy....come on, roll over and i'll tickle your belly
GreatScot
(Rangers)(Footytube Staff)
2 months ago
Ronaldo:
You see Pepe when you dive this is the position you land in.
Pepe:
Ahhhh I get it now.... High 5!
Tiki
(Whitecaps)
2 months ago
Great job! The ref fell for it
ManUK
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
Pepe: "Don't worry, I won't kick you unless your playing against Madrid"
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
2 months ago
Tony
2 months ago
Is suarez taking the piss, or taking a piss?
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
"They think I'm going to Bayern Munich? " "Now that's a funny one gaffer!"
Dpfka0821
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
Oh Brendon, you and your top 2 nonsense always cracks me up!
Kain
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
I love it here at merseyside "why would I want be alongside mario gomez? "
Mauijim
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
That childish Suarez, he just can't keep his hand away from balls
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
2 months ago
The Easter Bunny is looking for some eggs
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
2 months ago
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
2 months ago
"I am the number 1 benchwarmer"
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
2 months ago
Well, the only title Nasri wants to challenge is the longest index finger competition
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
2 months ago
Spending all his time on the bench Nasri is now known for his mad finger skills rather than his feet.
Link: youtu.be/C3xZ30PcGtE
Zhenwei
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
The boss accused me of resting on the laurels, Sobs, one more Shot bartender!
ManUtdRox96
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
How 'bout yooooo gimme one more shot...
ManUtdRox96
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
How 'bout yooooo gimme one more shot...
LumpOfCelery
(Chelsea)
2 months ago
TheBatman
(Tottenham Hotspur)
2 months ago
Shame finally strikes Torres as he blatantly avoids eye contact with the old guard
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
2 months ago
Oh I remember this game. We played it when we were kids.
Link: youtu.be/6b0ftfKFEJg
Tony
2 months ago
Is it any wonder he can't score, stop covering your eyes you idiot
Tobesh87
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
A couple of old
Resevoir Dogs
and one camera shy Resevoir Cat
GreatScot
(Rangers)(Footytube Staff)
2 months ago
We're off to tell Roman that Benitez just is not working, next manager please!
Kain
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Oii rafa its all your fault for making the wrong subs! Your fired!
Aaron222
(Chelsea)
2 months ago
Tony
2 months ago
Pretty in pink.... Well, pretty awful
Messi911
(Barcelona)
2 months ago
Fed up with Terry's unbearable gas, the two players departed for a much needed orgy at Torres' place.
Mauijim
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
As the expectant fathers tensely await in the new pink and blue maternity waiting room at the Etihad, JT realizes they
all
lied about their birth control
GeryGooner
(Arsenal)
2 months ago
Terry always has that face everytime Nando comes off the bench
Tobesh87
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Why is Terry pulling that face, and where's his other hand? All he heard when Rafa told the bench players to "put on their jacket" was "Jack-it"
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
2 months ago
Some sissy always leaves the cinema when the movie is too scary
Zhenwei
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
TheBatman
(Tottenham Hotspur)
2 months ago
Michu: It is called a team sport for a reason, hermano
Tony
2 months ago
Spot the playground bully
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
2 months ago
Michu: Listen, if you don't take the penalty I will introduce you to many beautiful Spanish girls. Deal?
GeryGooner
(Arsenal)
2 months ago
Trust me kid. Scoring from penalty doesn't feel that good
Kain
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Watch me do the cha cha slide
Tobesh87
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
The "who will take the penalty" situation turned
Dyer
very quickly.
KingHarryKewell
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
GeryGooner
(Arsenal)
2 months ago
Baloteli is coming.... Hart: Jeeezzz Toure: Run lads! Zaba: I'll handle this....
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
2 months ago
Help! When I push there he goes
Drink.... Feck.... Girls
Tony
2 months ago
When did we sign hulk? .... He's turning green ffs, who the hell has annoyed him?
Mauijim
(Manchester United)
2 months ago
It was all fun and games until someone put sports cream in Hart's shorts again.
Kain
(Liverpool)
2 months ago
Yeaahhh I'm the great big green human!
GreatScot
(Rangers)(Footytube Staff)
2 months ago
That was Joe Harts reaction when he saw Torres was coming off the bench
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