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The Silly Captions Competition
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
   s**t. Cut the action, someone is watching
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Interviewer regrets saying Chelsea can't attack from the back as Terry looks for a gap in the defence

Dempsey (Fulham) 5 years ago
Bow chicka bow wow
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
100% proof Chelsea has the best Defence!
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Lampard ensures that the interviewer doesn't ask any personal questions
Krok25 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Interviewer: Lampard, how do you manage to train day in day out  Terry: because this is what he gets as a reward
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Lampard said, "Never ever try to attack or insult me, otherwise, JT, my good pal, will bring you down"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
First for news: the intrepid roving reporter cuts in on the goal celebration
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Chelsea's new strong-arm tactics on controlling the media
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Awesome thread
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Huyyyyyy--aaaaaaaaaaaaa goin Bruce lee on your ass
Affainyi (Arsenal) 5 years ago
DIE FOOL! Don't ever tackle me like that again!
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
You are a disgrace to this place, the human race and outer space!
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
My football-fu is stronger than yours, prepare to die!
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
What did you say about Cantona ?  
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
West Ham school of football excellence celebrates it latest graduates
Yashan (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Swear God I was going for the ball
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Everybody was kung fu fighting da da da da da da da da da
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Kung-Fu Football never stops! Even till today, when Bruce Lee is long dead!
KingOmar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
On pitch entertainment.... Argentine Style!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Sorry, I was training my new style of kung-foot-ball but you appeared in front of me suddenly, so I just took the opportunity to try it out on you. "
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
"Mum tell him.... Noooooo it's my turn next on the bouncy castle"
[account-removed] 5 years ago



*sigh* guys, guys, not while I'm on the pitch
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Cole : '' I got a wife and 2 children please I'm not gay''
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Get off me you two. I'm taking the small guy
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
If I wanted to be surrounded by young naked men, I'd go to one of Ronaldos parties again

Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Are you by any chance a female stripper?
Krok25 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Fan: Carlton, can I have your top please I'm skint  Fan 2 running in: no, wait, I need a top too  Fan 3: I just want your shorts
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Look guys I told you before, I'm not gonna' try out for Chipendales'
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Please let me go
Samreds8 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Not in public
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Fans: Carlton, since you have inspired us in football, allow us to inspire you with our Herculean strength in wrestling
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
"FFS - no I'm not sol campbell"
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
   Must....Absorb...Powers
[account-removed] 5 years ago
And with my mind you will disappear Sir Alex, never again to defy me a place in the starting lineup where I clearly belong

Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Giggs considers new glasses when even the gaffers nose becomes a blur
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I can't believe Sir Alex used my deodorant!
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
It would appear Sir Alex's experiment in time travel was going wrong.

Little did Giggs know Alex had met his parents stole their scotch and stopped them mating
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Haha, good one Matt!
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Use the force Giggsy! Use the force!
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
You know what I just noticed? Is that Gigg's hand behind fergies head? No, right? Dam.... My star wars reference fails...
Yashan (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Can you smell what Giggs' cookin'?
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
What is Sir Alex chewing again? Should be chewing gum, what flavour is it? Cola?
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
"gotta find a way to succeed alex"
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Silent killer
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"The time has come and you should go back to where you belong, Ferguson"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Giggs' holiday at Glastonbury was catching up with him...
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
   To tony: 1 more minute, then it's my turn
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Toni and blown up player strike uncanny resemblance
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I'll let go of this dummy when pigs fly (Not counting swine flu)
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Whats weird about ordering an inflatable love doll of myself?
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Bayerns' Toni makes friends with the new Bundesligua referees.

Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
No! You're not taking him away! He is my new mating partner!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I wanted it so much as I used to be bowled"
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Nice Thread
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago

....And the winning dive with a score of 9.82
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Noticed my tagline got deleted (yeah, I figured it was a little disrespectful for Espanyol fans), but seriously, with such a picture you're asking for it
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
You see, I told you. Sir Isaac Newton was wrong!
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
I'm sorry Jeroen but I don't see the humour in players dying because of football. The comment was just immature and totally disrespectful
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I believe I can fly.... "
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
I'm aiming for a 180 degrees turn next time! This time it's only 100 degrees!
Randomwatcher (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Eeek! Where'd that banana peel come from?
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I think i've broken my hand  
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
♫one love.... For the hip-hop beats.... One love.... !♫
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
" I am going to participate in high jump in the Olympic Games"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Caught on film: base jumping from the stadium roof goes horribly wrong when the parachute fails to open

Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Question for the mods: 3 of my pictures were removed, how were they inappropriate? (apart from the Rooney/Ronaldo scene)
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
According to the rules all pictures must be recent, preferably from this season. Some old ones did slip in, they will eventually get removed
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Ah, all right, thanks for clearing that up Ben
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Pato did not fall for the "pull my finger" joke Leonardo tries to pull on every youngster.

Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
You do look like a Duck!
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Why the hell are you looking at me? The action's that way!
Krok25 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
You want to see a trick, well pull my finger
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Leonardo tried to invite Pato to dance with him using a finger
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ref: Now turn your head and cough
Affainyi (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ref: and what is this we have down here?  Giggs: oh man, not again!
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ref:.... And that's when she says: ' as hard as I blow it, you never come' - what is a man to do!?
Giggs: ohhh noo, now that's just rude!
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Ref:.... Sorry to break it to you Giggs, but you have Prostrate cancer!    Giggs: Ohh Noo
Fingergod (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ref.... I'm sorry to tell you but you welsh !
Krok25 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ref: does it feel better now?  Giggs:aaaaaaahhhh
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
With every booking you get a free prostate exam.  
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I can juggle two balls at once, Giggsy
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
To add on Ant, I can juggle two balls and 1 sausage at once
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ref: "Little Giggs is a bit offside, let me put him back in place"
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ref iyou don't send me off I will let you touch the magical salami
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Giggs said, "Aren't you bored sending players off? "
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
The welsh wizard regretted letting the ref have a play with his wand

JedJED (Manchester United) 5 years ago
A bit to the right ref
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Sorry, I don't play with Madrid Factory rejects!
Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
I have a weird hairline
Fingergod (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Yeah man its herpes !
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ribery : I'm going to Madrid you'll see  Robben: yea yea
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Robben you need balls to play at madrid you'll see  
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Ribery said, "Are you jealous that Chelsea and Real Madrid (two big clubs) are racing for me and not for you? "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
 
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Can you hear me NOW? Hows about NOW?  
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Toni to Ribery: Berry, I think Robben is Robbing us!
Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
Dude, you have a weird hairline  I know man, I know
Me6666 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Why did you take pics of my mum you dirty boy  
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"If you think you are really good, Ribery, prove yourself now!"
Walcott (Arsenal) 5 years ago

That's right ladies ;)

Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Obama inspired Goal celebration
Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
Its this long
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
It really was this long I swear but I just got out of the pool.... Honestly
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
This is right mate! I seriously need some Colgate toothbrush and toothpaste to brush my teeth!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"This is just for you, darlings"
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago

Got the highest score at 'kick the bottle' - what now bitches?
* The only known still of the record breaking kick can be seen here: Link: www.picamatic.com/view/4900676_article-0-063A0D1A0...
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Wenger for president
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
The record shows I took the blows - And did it mmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Wenger and the Old Trafford choir singing Christmas songs way too early
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Where is my seat?  
Me6666 (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Telling the ref he wants a fight now
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Wenger leading the Orchestra
Hithere (Manchester United) 5 years ago
"I'm the King of the World!" *cue in Titanic theme*
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Oh, come here, my lovely babies"
Bren67mancity (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Non, je any regrette rien.... No regrets



   
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