Hey coach?! What does making snow angels have anything to do with football?

"I f***in LOVE cocaine!"

We may laugh, but its snow joke

In his next life, Dempsey wants to come back as a snow cat

Thanks for keeping me freezing in the cold

I want to fart but it's so cold that I can't let it out

The black shorts really ruined Clints plans to camouflage and hide from the opposition

Dempsey got carried away with his impression of Tony Montana

Kungfu football.... Because "when in Rome.... "

David Beckham reveils the secrets to his sublime kicking technique: "just position yourself exactly right, keep balance and the hit will come naturally"

Not that old prank were the guy bends over and someone pushes becks over him.

Beck's Overhead kick takes some talent on a asian training pitch

Beckham took his free kick wonder to the next level by break dancing

The Chinese guys are shocked to see an Armani outfit get wrecked, but then again.... It was just the Victoria Collection

What they were saying in Chinese was: Watch out for that banana peel

Beckham's penalty taking skills have evidently improved over the years...

He plays with such a hunger

A football a day keeps the girlfriend away.............Or so i've heard!

The Bundesliga is world famous for their delicious tasting footballs

Extreme teething case

It was not for fame or money. He just wanted to lick and kick balls

This is what happens when budget cuts mean no half time oranges

Rooney mistaking the #15 player as someones 'nana

#5: "call the doctor, I think Terry's just had a stroke!"

#5 Ohh: "Its Terrys deformed face!"

#15: Will do anything to get on the Silly Captions competition on footytube

Poor #15! Rooney tore off his scalp for later use...

I can't remember monty python ever doing a ministry of funny faces, but if they did I'm sure this would be it

I thought it was a girl, I swear!

The Day Madrid Face Chelsea

Whats with the tattoo? , is he a fan of "last of the summer wine" or what?  He must be with "nora" batty tattooed on his arms?

"Gracias Fernando to not show up at the national squad so we have a chance of scoring golassos"

"We will win it for you Mr Number 9"

Sergio Ramos new WAG- Fernando Torres

One in the series: We will not bother changing the haircut.  Kiss him goodbye, by all means  [Edited]

Contrary to belief, Torres DOES "SCORE" when he wants...

Since he stopped scoring, Torres is now loved and worshiped by defenders all over the world.

NO.... You can't fit a square peg in a round hole?

Lucas and Zlatan take time off for picking on each other.  Zlatan, "Lucas you're a Poopoo Head"

Zlatan: "Give me a Fag in that cool box? "  Lucas: "No get it yourself. "

"*sigh* Old man Beckham is telling another story about the "good old days" in Manchester. Everyone pull up a seat, this could take a while"

So.... When do we get paid?

PSG reaction to getting Barca in the Champions League draw...

People always said he had a magic left foot but no one expected him to control the ball without touching it.

Messi was later banned for three games retrospectively after a high challenge on the invisible man

So Messi is a huge fan of Cantona

Messi applies Karate to his game

A little trick Messi learned from Ibrahimovic:




Because scoring normal goals gets old

He has so much swagger even the slightest touch can induce premature ejaculation...

It didn't take long for Balo's new team mates to be fed up with him

Balo: guy's stop touching me
Prince: no no no mario just relax
Balo: muntari not you too
Muntari: I can't help myself, I LOVE YOU MAN
Balo: this is the reason why I left this league last time
Antonini: but mario, it's our culture now a peck on both cheeks as a celebration
Balo: am never scoring again

Only Mario can loose his head, although many still have a go at it.

Martin o'kneel

Not many managers can express tactics through alternative dance but o'neil hit the hail on the head

One guy checking the grass for coins while the other tries to dodge them

Did a canary poop on O'Neill's head?

"Aaahhh! Someone spat on me 'ead!"

"Go Liverpo.... I mean Chelsea!"

"hey fernando"....You could'nt score on a dartboard if you were throwing hedgehogs ffs

Crowd "who at all the pies? "  Rafa "Me!"

Rafa: " Torres just score!"

Torres! Remember that confidence is key.  Wheather you think you can, or you can't, your right

Yodel ay hee who.... ! Wants to hire me next?

Invisible Pint? Has all this pressure over his job security driven Rafa to the drink?

That's right, I'm a Pro at everything

Dimi plotting the spurs downfall

Berbatov "Now I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"    Benitez "Anything you want just get us third place!"

Spurs shouldn't have sold me. Never go against the family!

Respect the don or else berba won't miss

Whats up rafael, having blues?

Rafael: "hey boss! How do I defend a rugby scrum? "

Chelsea:  Hahahaha, rafael is a loner, he has no friends! Haha

Sorry wrong caption

Rafael: "I definatly need to sort them out, they are wasting my time.... "

As Blackburn unveil their new signing some fans are suspecting 'Fowl play'

Do I see chickens?

In blackburn they taken the term "farming out your players" to new heights

A new training game called "Catch the Poultry"

Get the chicken to to cheer for Blackburn rovers!

Venkys latest signing had a shocker. And was later necked and plucked

Blackburns newest signing is most effective on the wings.

What's really sad is that this guy was still more effective than Steve Keen

How weird that the chickens in the venkys factory last longer than the man in the blackburn dug out?

Blackburn just changed its chairman and changed its name to Blackburn Roosters

Someone should warn spurs that blackburn are stealing their rooster

Eat that, mate!

"Luiz, there's a bird laying her nest in your hair, I'll get it!"

Always good to see people helping each other stretching out. Even when they are on different teams

Luiz attempts to recreate Monty Python's funny walk. Apparently the Steaua player is a critic

David Luiz.... Stars in the new remake.... Football Matrix, watch him dodge cleats!

This is the only way Luiz allows his hair to be brushed, by flying studs

Being unable to identify the hairy creature confronting him the player attacked without hesitation.

David Villa impersonating Johnny Cage

Deffo a severe case of "foot'n'mouth"

Wake up we´ve won the match!

Heyyy, you brushed your teeth finally!

Come here you sweetie pie. Who's mommys boy?

Time to give him his monthly worm tablet "Have you swallowed your pill? Let me look. Oh yes you have, yes you have, good boy!"

I can see up your nose!

Facepalm assist?