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The Silly Captions Competition
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago

"hahaha, get your hand off me you f*****g prick."
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ronnie: "Have you seen Snakes on a Plane yet? [awkward silence] Well, you're about to see it. Hahaha. I'm serious. " awkwardness ensues
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Love it, can picture the delivery with the pause at the end (joke delivery, not snake delivery)
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
You better get used to being my b*tch!
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Oohhhh shitttt! Hahahahahahaha that's the winner right there!
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Hahaha yea definitely
Haules (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Ronaldo : see you at real...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Ronaldo thinks *haha I rubbed off my mucus in his shirt.... !*
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Your going to be my new rooney
Timbo (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Hey errr kaka you are very handsome like me, anyway, do you know where the little boys room is? You do? Ok meet me in 5
Timbo (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Kaka I know you are a religious man but is there anywhere in the bible that condemns joining the mile high club?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Kaka, finally we will be playing together for REAL and don't you ever try to trick me"
Kaizersoyze (Manchester United) 5 years ago
See. Ronaldo to Kaka:    "Teach me how to play with elegance like you do. In return, i'll teach you another sport:    Diving!"
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
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Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago


As innocent as a red devil
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Vidic:"You want to dance with me?"  
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Vidic: Oh, so you'll kiss him but not me?
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? "
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Hahaha Good pic
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Alex Ferguson directs the movie "Chronicles of Vidic".... Starring Vin "Vidic" Diesel
Derby22 (Derby County) 5 years ago
Vidic: Hey! I wanted to go to the dance with the ref
Krok25 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Rodallega: I wanna say sumthin in the microphone  Vidic: Ref I thought it was my turn
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Rodallega: You're sexy  Vidic: Me?  Ref: Nah, actually it's me! *Hugs Rodallega out of the situation*
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Vidic:"me!? I didn't steel u'r cookie!"
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Triangular love in which Rodallega love the "innocent" Vidic but the referee tries to separate both of them so that he can be couple with Rodallega
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
   Looking for Tom?
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
"Wheres Cristiano!?!?!?!?!?!"  
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Wheres the man that told me this was naked Wednesday, it's a f**king disgrace!
Tom (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Haha you got me Ben
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Is that Vidic I see.... Oh Sh*T!
Krok25 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Wheres my shirt gone?
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Where's Ovrebo? I heard from Terry secretly he was coming to see the match. I'm gonna' beat da hell outta' him
Randomwatcher (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Hey! Where'd my shirt go?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Aaaa.... Where is scolari?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Where's the guy who challenged my muscular strength? "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Walcott (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Prerequisite for joining Arsenal, not old enough to dislike bubblegum

NorthanMonkee (Manchester United) 5 years ago
Fabregas mumbling.... "wish this was spanish bubblegum"
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Arsenal currently third in premiership, photo taken just before the bubble burst
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
That bubble is as big as Arsenal's chances of winning the Champion's league
Yogan (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Caption: "Fabregas on the bench? That's a real BLOW for the Gunners!"
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Strawberry flavor bubblegum, this sucks, I prefer the chocolate flavour one, sadly England doesn't sell it, I wish I could go back to Spain and buy a plenty of them
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I can't afford to have lunch nowadays as Arsenal can't pay me as much as Barcelona is capable of, so I have to take bubblegum for my lunch. "
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I'm telling you, keep pinching and milk comes out  
DWood (Seattle Sounders) 5 years ago
You're right, those ARE different sizes
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Player in white: wow you must work out
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Yeah man! He just bit it right off! I told Cristiano he could only nibble!
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Look, I'm pregnant!.... Players: No way!
Krok25 (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Player in black: do you think I should make them bigger  Player in white: wait let me have a feel
Haules (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Touch my boobs
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Do you guys wanna see my tits? I think it's getting smaller and smaller everytime I chest controls. Ok let me pinch it until it's big enough. *Two players passed by* One player said: "OMG! You gotta' touch his tits, Ima queueing up after him " The other player said: " No way! I am the one after him!" Argument continues
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"See what I have here which I don't think you have, and examine it if you don't believe but let me examine yours after you have done on mine. "
Santillanavila (Tottenham Hotspur) 5 years ago


Ronaldo:He told me I could nibble you know but I really wanted to bite it
Kaka thinks : Just ignore him and keep on smiling
Zishan07 (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Ronaldo: £80m? I would've come here for free to be able to see him
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
$80 million worth of product and he still has better hair than me
Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago
Do you mind my hand being there...
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Ronaldo : After all these years I finally found the ONE AND ONLY LOVE OF MY LIFE.
KaKa : As soon as the referee blows the final whistle i'll lodge a complaint for visual harassment
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
You sound Edible.... I mean Audible!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Reals' new 2 headed monster kakanaldo! Watch out Tokyo!
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Ronaldo: You gotta' nice hairdo, I think I'm gonna' change it to your style
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Ronaldo:"Are you interested in my joining my diving school mate? "
Timbo (Manchester United) 5 years ago
(whispers) kaka you know we are up 3-0, wadda ya think about heading to the showers early?

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Kaka, you know what, I am your great fan and going to be your colleague, so do you mind telling me how you make your facial looked that cool and not charging me a single cent for that info? "
CityTillIDie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Ronaldo Thinks:Look at him feeling so smug, my hair is miles better.
Kaka Thinks: He's monging again gees thank god I rejected man city I woul be embaressed every day by him walking past m monging.
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago


Rafa's reaction to liverpool's play aginst Aston Villa
Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 5 years ago
This stinks
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Alonso see you in hell !
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Smells like rotten Liver pool up in here
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Hmm.... The situation is not looking very fine, I gotta' tell Mascherano to slide tackle Young and Agbonlahor till they are injured
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Rafa is going to punish the Aston Villa squad with his secret yet unpleasant weapon for making his boys sweat.

Matt (Footytube Staff) 5 years ago


"Drogba used his divining hand to locate the one piece of turf that was not completely covered in snot ...for now"
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
''Quiet people I'm searching for the right place to dive it demands high concentration ''

Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Drogba asks for one minute of silence for Tom Henning Øvrebø, though nothing happened to him. Yet
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Sssshhhh! I can hear the sound of hair flapping in the wind!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Drogba requires silence to chant out a spell that will help him to remain as a goal scorer of all time
Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago


Milan is THAT way!
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Samuel etoo return at the copa del rey
Guardiola : '' What the hell are you doing here? Get back where you came from there no place for you here
Etoo : '' are you kiddin me Inter are never gonna' to win the champions league I'm back !
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Just get the f**k out...
[account-removed] 5 years ago
See that plane, Italian airways... Get your ass on that flight right now or The Special One will be most displeased

Jeroen (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Haha, Charlie's quote is one that fits this pic perfectly
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Go and sit down on the Inter Milan bench
Walcott (Arsenal) 5 years ago
What? I play for Milan, I thought you were kidding me...
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
Milan is that way!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Eto thought he is already in Inter's squad, so he attacked his Barcelona team instead
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago

I could swear I had 6 fingers this morning... Weird now I have 4
Charlie (Barcelona) 5 years ago
Text:LOLZ! Now you're the biggest douchebag in the Prem!-From Cristiano Ronaldo
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Why is my Finger bending? Am I in the Matrix?
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Hey I think I need some nail polishing, my nail looks ugly
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Hey I think I need some nail polishing, my nails looks ugly
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Talk to the hand because the head is not scoring I mean listening
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"I thought I am invincible but my fingers are bleeding after touching the grass on the field, is the grass made of Kryptonite? "
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Move over Maradona - this is the hand of drog  
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
 Clown taking off his uniform
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
"Does this make me look like a girl? Makeup is next"
[account-removed] 5 years ago
And for my next disguise, a moose.... Goes with my playing style
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Man I don't know how the Joker makes his make up well at least I tried
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Carras low-budget Snoop Dogg impression caused an awkward silence
Dempsey (Fulham) 5 years ago
Its alive! Its alive!
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Devil, Get outta' my head!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Due to his injury, he is unable to play football currently and intends to work as a part-time clown instead
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
In true scouse style, carragher nips off to rob a bank during half time

Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Man why is my wife's panty hose so itchy?
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
   The shocker
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
"See Moyes, I'm unhappy Here, I want to Leave"
[account-removed] 5 years ago
I hear standards are low in Manchester, hmm oh yeaaaa
Ben (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I hear the standards for the footytube Silly captions thread have gone way down.... Hum lets see.... What can we do about it? - Ooouch brain freeze! Don't think, just take the money and go!
Theshid (Liverpool) 5 years ago
I'll finally gonna' get the money to fix up those scars

Jonny (Barcelona) 5 years ago
I should invest in a moustache comb...
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Hmm ben what can we do about it? Yours was a real belter I might add
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Scarface wants to lick some Punani
Incuteration (Everton) 5 years ago
Hughes you dumb s**t, why didn't you start me in the starting 11!
KingOmar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
"I come in Peace.... "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
"Errr.... I think it's time for me to shave my moustache"
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Lescott goes to a Star Trek Convention:    "Live long and prosper Captain"  "Thank-you Lieutenant Worf"
Urnitmar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
"I was that close to the p***y when it attacked me, hence the scar. (Scarface refrence)
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
 
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Ronaldo pays the price for crying wolf too many times...
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
After diving one too many times, FIFA rule Ronaldo must play the full 90 minutes laying face down to save time

Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
I can't wait for 2012 so I can quit football and dive at the Olympics!
Walcott (Arsenal) 5 years ago
So, this way no one will see I've got a hard one for Guti...
Rockerr (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Oh.... I've fallen again
Blooob (Liverpool) 5 years ago
What do you mean I have to dive after I get a tackel
Pragathish (AC Milan) 5 years ago
Ref:"Enough Ronaldo!The match hasnt kicked off yet and you are diving already!"
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
It's so near, yet so far
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
Not one to miss a photo shoot, Ronaldo slides in as he spots a cameraman taking snaps of the football
ManUK (Manchester United) 5 years ago
[account-removed] 5 years ago
Oh they we're like this big man.... No not mine you fool
Ant (Liverpool) 5 years ago
Push those tits forward - Lucas and Babel into attack!
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Where is Alonso? .... I don't know!
CHELSEA61 (Footytube Moderator) 5 years ago
She's got huge tracts of land!
KingOmar (Arsenal) 5 years ago
I saw Jordan this morinng, and this is what she did...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 5 years ago
Benitez is recovering his health problem using the traditional Chinese kung-fu way
Scottie (Manchester City) 5 years ago
And tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Luciano Pavarotti



   
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