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The Silly Captions Competition
Yashan (Manchester United) 4 years ago
[old picture]
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
New FIFA ruling forces highest paid player to be carried by the lowest paid player

Theshid (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Carried player : '' I'm finally gonna' score with my head ''
Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 4 years ago
Higher daddy I wanna see  
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Dinner is served!
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Where should I throw him
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
He is damn heavy! But his ass sure does feel nice!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"It's time to say goodbye to the world. "
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I believe I can fly
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 4 years ago
[goodie, but oldie]
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Oh Man you din't clean, S**t
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I can see the head, keep pushing      I just saw Yamsys very similar caption in a later post, oops!
Darius (Southampton) 4 years ago
Shaq: "Kobe- tell me how my a** tastes!"
Theshid (Liverpool) 4 years ago
'' Wh, What? You want me to put the ball in there, are you sure about that ''
Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 4 years ago
Dude is your hand clean because I need you to scratch my best part
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
So you dropped your soap, did you?  
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I like Big Butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny...
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
ITS FAT ITS ROUND IT BOUNCES OF THE GROUND ITS ME BUM ITS ME BUM
Me6666 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I can see a land of s**t  I wonder if I can go in my hand is ready
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Alright, I'll Hide the ball in there...
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Oh s**t! I bet you didn't wash your underwear for years! Here let me take it off for you
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
''no way mate!Not now!"
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"WOW, nice & pleasant butt you have!"
CityTillIDie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
White Guy:I don't think we should be doin this hear  Black guy: Sure just unzip the fly thenb stick it up
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
What the  
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 4 years ago
Itaia (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I will kill you all - I hate Human
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Elvis's song: Devil in Disguise...
Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 4 years ago
"this is why I am the keepers nightmare"  
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Transvestites love me because I got the Magic Stick!  
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Golly, my horns are big!
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
My denture.... !
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Colgate is good for u'r teeth!
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The devil may cry but I will never
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I will punish you to hell if you say that I am adorably plump"
GoonerXi (Arsenal) 4 years ago
McDonald's or Death!
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Youlike my horns if you know what I mean
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I wonder does he know any transvestites  
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
He's had one too many.... "puke"...
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
*hic* I say she's kinda hot, I like a woman who can bench press me
Theshid (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Loool Ant you killed it on this one hahaha
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Pimp on the left: Where my girls at? They've been missing for weeks  Ronaldo: girls? Definitely not me
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dude on the left: Yaaaay Ronaldo is the best  Ronaldo: after I finish this beer, .... He doesn't need to dress up,
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Dude: I'm feeling horny!  Ronaldo: Who's that fat, hot black chick there? Damn she looks hot! She's feeling horny too, haha!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronaldo: I am not that fat after all
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ronoldo after hearing ac milan didn't need him anymore
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
You look pretty
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 4 years ago
Goodie but oldie
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 4 years ago
At last after 90 minutes of struggle
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Middlesbroughs controversial goal celebration shows what life will be like in prison for Joey Barton

Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 4 years ago
Man train
[account-removed] 4 years ago
" I'm on top! I'm usually the one taking but I'm top now mwhaha! "
Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 4 years ago
Told yuh I can do 4 in a row  
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I'm on top of the Food chain.... Yeahh!
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
I've pinned all four men!  
Me6666 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I love to give back shots harder
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I have scored the goal BUT why they jump on the other!
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Whose The biatch now.... !
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Hahahaha! I'm the king of them all! I rule!
Samreds8 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I love my life!  
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I am the champion"
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I'm king of the hill
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
You love to see this  
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 4 years ago
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Push! Push! Push! It's Coming Out! Deep Breath! And Push! Congratulations! It's a boy!

Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I'm not stopping until I find my watch again
Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 4 years ago
Is my prostate ok doctor
Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 4 years ago
Told yuh I can shove my entire fist into a small hole  
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Bruce Lee: Enter the Dragon part 2
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Gay dude: humpa humpa!  Guy in pain: stop shagging me you big gay freak!
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Dentist: Bear the pain boy  Patient: Hurry up Doc, my teeth killing.... Darn toothache
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Doctor: We must see if you could erect to make sure you have the abilities to have babies, to be able to do this, only we doctors can do that.
Patient: Are you sure?
Doctor (Gay in disguise): 101% sure
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Doctor" is helping his patient to pull out the "unwanted part" from the body
CityTillIDie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
It's coming look I can see it. Oh, it was just constipation you p**s me off sometimes
I'm sorry I just thought I would be an actual dad *sob sob*
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
You having fun with that
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 4 years ago
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"bombs away! Jump for cover.... Arghhh"
Ameerali099 (Corinthians Sao Paulo) 4 years ago
Anderson"damn I am good looking"  
Affainyi (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Your armpit is MINE!
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Anderson: Not Again! I can't remember the last time I scored a goal.

Me6666 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
I'm coming to break your bed
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Just put the ball here. I wanna scorrrre
SCBlue (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Anderson: HOLY s**t I"M actually playing!
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Anderson: Look where my finger is pointing, the ball is there.
Keeper: Don't you try to trick me, I know why you are sticking out your tongue and opening your eyes big - you haven't been touching the ball for 89 min, now is the last minute, I know the you want to lick it and endeavor it
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Anderson's new technique for scoring when facing the goalie 1-1!
Timbo (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Not a caption) but hahahahha 'spoonley' lol could there be a name any more ironic for a goalkeeper? Lol maybe 'blunderley'
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Concentrate on my good-looking face"
CityTillIDie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Yes, Yess it is the first time in years *phones up all his family* "I scored I actually scored"  
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago

Caption: That looked like it hurt!
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I am not too tall I need a ladder
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Russian football: not for pussies
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
How do you like my Nike Zoom, B*tch
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This is called a "header"! Dude
Krok25 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Maybe the ref won't see me break his leg if I kick his head
ImnotWalkinAlon (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Man Marking Your Opponent 101:
Leave a big mark on his body part, especially his head.

Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Attempting a 'double kick'!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"You are no match against me and now, you shall have a taste of my simultaneous Shaolin Kick and Shaolin Stomp"
GoonerXi (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"Have it!"
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Hows your face
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Low budget reinactment of Maradonas "Hand of Cod"  
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Look Ma! 1 finger!
StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 4 years ago
(in case anyone is wondering, that is the Seattle Fish Market. They're famous for throwing fish that size and bigger up to 50 feet)
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I wonder if fishes can fly too!
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Look I'm actually doing the magic! I'm not touching the fish yet it's flying! I only know I can play football, but now I've learn how to do magic! Cool!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Bring the fishy guy in and Barcelona will fish smoothly throughout the season
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Barcalona is about to learn a new techniek the flying fish
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Raf (Atletico Belo Horizonte) 4 years ago
This picture is worth a thousand words, there is nothing we could ever say to ever surpass the amount of "funny" in this picture. Touche Ant, touche.


Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Caption: Achooo! Sorry, it's my allergies...
Darius (Southampton) 4 years ago
"Whoa mate, how do you pronounce your last name?!"
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Mate, you're too short! Look at me I'm so tall!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Warning! Playing for Totenham may make you age at a faster rate. (Crouch looks haggered)
Timbo (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Sorry mate but my missus abbey gave me a well big kevin stoner and it won't go down!

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Haha, like what I have warned you just now, your (Crouch's) hair will be messy when you head for the ball. "
StrikersMT28 (Seattle Sounders) 4 years ago

FourFourTwo's caption: Leo gets Messi.
Here's the video if you're interested.

Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Caption who's the gnome in BlauGrana?  
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Ale!Ale!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Messi, the leader of the chorus, is leading the Barcelona team in performing the Christmas song
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 4 years ago
[old pic]
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
It was a bad time to suddenly crap out the player he had for supper last night
Bhawk11 (Bayern München) 4 years ago
Best way of screening a player  
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The best strikers will find a hole in any defence  
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Lemme have a Caesar salad to go please!
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
SEE I can head a player in the NET.... Ohh what a header
Krok25 (Liverpool) 4 years ago
I'm just going to sit here and see that HEAD in
Yashan (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Team's Sponsor is Scittles - "Taste the Rainbow"
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Blue player: He actually ate potato just now! Now it stinks!
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
This guy is good at headers!
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Probably not the nicest smell i've smelt in my life!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Each of them are entitled for an award which are Golden Ass Award and Golden Facial Award respectively
CityTillIDie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
A mans falling out of the sky boys watch out
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 4 years ago
[old picture]
Darius (Southampton) 4 years ago
Look at Peter Crouch in the back!
Yamsy (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Wow! Crouchy's double the size of Dudek! LOL!

Caption: Our Keeper's at the back, the really tall one.... The green one is only our mascott...
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
After 4 hours of photoshop they managed to get most of crouch in the picture
Liverpoolians (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hey A girl is in the starting XI, , , then who will be out?
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
A coconut tree!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Don't you all dare to mess up with us (Liverpool), otherwise the brother behind us will join force with the girl to thrash you guys into pieces"
Youngy (Newcastle United) 4 years ago
Crouchy!
Heartbreaker95 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Big fella- god.... Feels like I'm standing with arsenal players
Spore (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Why is ever one crouching?
Fishy (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Your face is to ugly to be in this
Ragarsha (Liverpool) 4 years ago
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Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Why not?




Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
This is golden without a caption
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Old man scared and confused as he experiences backwards day
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Oh Sh*t, maybe I should of retired last year after all
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Shares in Wrigleys rise 400%  
Walcott (Arsenal) 4 years ago
BUR from buuuurn !
Xzitblaize (Chelsea) 4 years ago
I wonder what Lady Ferguson is cooking? .... Pork Chops?
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
Cool down.... It's ok. Chewing gums will always make anger go away
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Burned by burnley...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I think I have to go and hide somewhere as I am ashamed to face my opponents"



   
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