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The Silly Captions Competition
Innoxious
(Manchester United)
4 weeks ago
Thirteengoals
(Arsenal)
4 weeks ago
Messi finds a new way of passing a ball
Innoxious
(Manchester United)
4 weeks ago
We all know Messi is a magician but I think popping a ball from your "back" is too much here
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
4 weeks ago
Football-sized fart
Kain
(Liverpool)
4 weeks ago
This is when the ball comes out of his ass in the toliet
Tony
4 weeks ago
Is it any wonder he had an off day, he was pregnant.... !
Sjsung
(Arsenal)
4 weeks ago
Balls of steel? Let's test it
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
4 weeks ago
Because passing with your feet is too mainstream
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
3 weeks ago
The skill of this guy.... Juggling a ball with the inside of his knees while stripping by grinding over the pitch!
ManUperch
(Manchester United)
3 weeks ago
After the injury, Did Messi's balls drop off?
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
1 month ago
We may as well have it on here
Tony
1 month ago
Dinner is served
Innoxious
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Twilight and Warm Bodies had taken their toll on someone
Kain
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Ivanovic awaits his anxiety to prevent the vampire from biting him
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Eating Serbians is the newest fad.... Quite tasty Hungry? Grab an Ivanovic
Tony
4 weeks ago
Your right dan, but he said vidic was too tough. Ever heard of tenderising your meat luis?
Sjsung
(Arsenal)
4 weeks ago
Ivanovic: *scared and frantic* "No Luis, I'm not Bakkal!"
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
1 month ago
Tony
1 month ago
Well done marouane, had the ball hit him on the head, it could have been lost forever, needle in a haystack comes to mind.
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
1 month ago
Tony
1 month ago
Uugghh, bring back martin o'neill
Kain
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Will you stop kissing my forehead now?
Innoxious
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
*Sniff* "What shampoo you used? I want to grow my hair too"
Mauijim
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
When you invest in Africa, it seems as though someone is sucking the blood right out of your brain.
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
1 month ago
Maujim wins!
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
1 month ago
From now on Sunderland players will deliberately lose the game just to escape the kiss of the praying mantis
Innoxious
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Innoxious
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Come here mate, let me comfort you with my bro hug
Tony
1 month ago
Adam and eve?
Tobesh87
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Charlie's intimate hug session oughta 'Stoke' Wazza's Fires
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
1 month ago
Charlie looked Stoked to piggy-back ride Rooney, but he looked like he didn't give Adam
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
1 month ago
Shrek and Donkey. But wait! Who's the donkey?
Kain
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Adam wants to ride his pet horse on rooneys back
GreatScot
(Rangers)(Footytube Staff)
1 month ago
That looks like one primate trying to groom the other...
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
1 month ago
Sweet. Shrek found a friend to play with among the ogres of the Premier League
ManUK
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Congratulations Mr Adam it's a Shrek!
Birdie16
(Whitecaps)
1 month ago
The rather unsuccessful EPL bobsled team
Blackstarmalik
1 month ago
Mauijim
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Invisible giant lolliwurst.
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Fist pumping.... Ze German way!
Tony
1 month ago
The hallotosis was that bad you could see it
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
1 month ago
Choo choo! The Dortmund express has left!
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
1 month ago
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
1 month ago
Götze, AWAY!
Oddshot
(Newcastle United)
1 month ago
Gotze "I must go, my planet needs me"
Man4united
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Gotze: "They're celebrating without me. Well, nothing to do here.... "
Tony
1 month ago
Why is it only the star players get the invisible jet packs?
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
1 month ago
"Playstation advert! I go-to-ze this. "
Mauijim
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
With Lewandowski on his back Felipe Santana can hardly get his Götze kite airborn.
Kain
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Gotze: I need my parachute...
Cloudst
(Footytube Staff)
1 month ago
Oddshot
(Newcastle United)
1 month ago
Pardews impression of Britney Spears doesn't go down as well as expected...
Tony
1 month ago
I know the geordie fans act tough going topless even in winter, but they are usually fat guys with plenty of blubber to protect them from the cold.
Get your shirt back on alan, your impressing no one.
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
1 month ago
Eating too much French food, Pardew?
Kain
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
"Spot the big stomach toon fans"
MessiingWithYa
(Footytube Staff)
1 month ago
Pardew: "My gut's telling me it's time for Ben Arfa" *makes troll face*
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Pardew: "You like what you see?! If you score another goal there will be some other things to glance at!"
Tobesh87
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Someone needs to tell him it's the 'Tyne–Wear Derby' not the 'Tiny Clothes-Wearing Derby'
CHELSEA61
(Chelsea)
1 month ago
Wait! Not the full Pardew!
JestaYNWA
(Footytube Staff)
1 month ago
If he had known they were going to lose so badly he never would've agreed to play 'Strip Football'
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
1 month ago
Sorry for the large amount of the Manchester Derby photos, they were too good to ignore
Man4united
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Can I bum a cigarette?
MessiingWithYa
(Footytube Staff)
1 month ago
The referee slowly falls away from the scene of crime
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
1 month ago
Barry:"Quick pull my finger!" Ref: "Must get out of fire zone. "
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
"One more time giraffe man.... And that's it!"
Kain
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
"This is your last warning and your sent off the pitch!"
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
1 month ago
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
1 month ago
Be my friend, forevra!
Oddshot
(Newcastle United)
1 month ago
Evra puts in a superhero performance.
Innoxious
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Evra tried to see if his Axe cologne work, well, it didn't seem so...
Mauijim
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Up until now, it has been United that has carried Evra. Its just like City to want in on the act.
Kain
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Superman to the rescue!
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
James, I just want a piggy back ride alright?!
Tobesh87
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Milner couldn't give a Flying Fu*k. But instead he received one
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
1 month ago
MessiingWithYa
(Footytube Staff)
1 month ago
Tevez goes for the world's most acrobatic handball
Jeroen
(Barcelona)
1 month ago
Bodyguard Tévez tries to save Rio from a deadly projectile.
7anzalla
(Barcelona)
1 month ago
Tdsmufan
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Poor Phil, he can't stand the sight of the ball going into the net
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
1 month ago
Jones: That's not the only opening Agueros boot drove into....
Kain
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Jones is probably thinking that De gea might of saved it...
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
1 month ago
A new nickname springs to mind: David3fingers
Sam
(Juventus)
1 month ago
Sam
(Juventus)
1 month ago
Think it's a fair bet that two is better than one.......
7anzalla
(Barcelona)
1 month ago
Everton FC send their top two negotiators to tie down Moyes with a new contract
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Not much success on the pitch.... But off it is another story!
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
1 month ago
Moyes later revealed that he prefers brunettes
BigDave
(Whitecaps)
1 month ago
Oohhhhh, Mersey!
AussieGooner14
(Arsenal)
1 month ago
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
1 month ago
'Eat my shorts!'
Oddshot
(Newcastle United)
1 month ago
"Okay ladies we're starting the bidding at €1000!"
Tony
1 month ago
I feel a song coming on.... You saw the crescent, I saw the whole of the moon.... !
Tobesh87
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
If taking your shirt off is a yellow, surely this is a straight red?
Kain
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Kiss my ass girls!
Dan2989
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Won't get my knickers in a twist with my shorts off!
Rubin
(Inter Milan)
1 month ago
ManOnDMoon
(Manchester City)
1 month ago
Your ass is softer than Shakira's
Oddshot
(Newcastle United)
1 month ago
Seeing that Ibrahimovich is 18 Piqué makes his move
Sam
(Juventus)
1 month ago
Ibra still working his magic.......
Tony
1 month ago
Good god, talk about an old pals act?
Tobesh87
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
As they do on the pitch, Ibra plays up top, while Piqué plays in the
back line
...
Innoxious
(Manchester United)
1 month ago
Breaking news: Pique divorced Shakira, saying he had found his true soulmate
Kain
(Liverpool)
1 month ago
Pique and zlatan are equally in bromance
MessiingWithYa
(Footytube Staff)
1 month ago
Pique takes the gloves off with his gloves on
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