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The Silly Captions Competition

Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Come here mate, let me comfort you with my bro hug

Tony 1 month ago

Adam and eve?

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Charlie's intimate hug session oughta 'Stoke' Wazza's Fires

Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 month ago

Charlie looked Stoked to piggy-back ride Rooney, but he looked like he didn't give Adam

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 1 month ago

Shrek and Donkey. But wait! Who's the donkey?

Kain (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Adam wants to ride his pet horse on rooneys back

GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 1 month ago

That looks like one primate trying to groom the other...

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 month ago

Sweet. Shrek found a friend to play with among the ogres of the Premier League

ManUK (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Congratulations Mr Adam it's a Shrek!

Birdie16 (Whitecaps) 4 weeks ago

The rather unsuccessful EPL bobsled team

Blackstarmalik 1 month ago

Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Invisible giant lolliwurst.

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Fist pumping.... Ze German way!

Tony 1 month ago

The hallotosis was that bad you could see it

Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 month ago

Choo choo! The Dortmund express has left!

Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 month ago

Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 month ago

Götze, AWAY!

Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 month ago

Gotze "I must go, my planet needs me"

Man4united (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Gotze: "They're celebrating without me. Well, nothing to do here.... "

Tony 1 month ago

Why is it only the star players get the invisible jet packs?

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 month ago

"Playstation advert! I go-to-ze this. "

Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 month ago

With Lewandowski on his back Felipe Santana can hardly get his Götze kite airborn.

Kain (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Gotze: I need my parachute...

Cloudst (Footytube Staff) 1 month ago

Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 month ago

Pardews impression of Britney Spears doesn't go down as well as expected...

Tony 1 month ago

I know the geordie fans act tough going topless even in winter, but they are usually fat guys with plenty of blubber to protect them from the cold.
Get your shirt back on alan, your impressing no one.

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 month ago

Eating too much French food, Pardew?

Kain (Liverpool) 1 month ago

"Spot the big stomach toon fans"

MessiingWithYa (Footytube Staff) 1 month ago

Pardew: "My gut's telling me it's time for Ben Arfa" *makes troll face*

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Pardew: "You like what you see?! If you score another goal there will be some other things to glance at!"

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Someone needs to tell him it's the 'Tyne–Wear Derby' not the 'Tiny Clothes-Wearing Derby'

CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 1 month ago

Wait! Not the full Pardew!

JestaYNWA (Footytube Staff) 1 month ago

If he had known they were going to lose so badly he never would've agreed to play 'Strip Football'

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Sorry for the large amount of the Manchester Derby photos, they were too good to ignore

Man4united (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Can I bum a cigarette?

MessiingWithYa (Footytube Staff) 1 month ago

The referee slowly falls away from the scene of crime

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Barry:"Quick pull my finger!" Ref: "Must get out of fire zone. "

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

"One more time giraffe man.... And that's it!"

Kain (Liverpool) 1 month ago

"This is your last warning and your sent off the pitch!"

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 month ago

Be my friend, forevra!

Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 month ago

Evra puts in a superhero performance.

Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Evra tried to see if his Axe cologne work, well, it didn't seem so...

Mauijim (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Up until now, it has been United that has carried Evra. Its just like City to want in on the act.

Kain (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Superman to the rescue!

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

James, I just want a piggy back ride alright?!

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Milner couldn't give a Flying Fu*k. But instead he received one

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 month ago

MessiingWithYa (Footytube Staff) 1 month ago

Tevez goes for the world's most acrobatic handball

Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 month ago

Bodyguard Tévez tries to save Rio from a deadly projectile.

7anzalla (Barcelona) 1 month ago

Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Poor Phil, he can't stand the sight of the ball going into the net

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Jones: That's not the only opening Agueros boot drove into....

Kain (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Jones is probably thinking that De gea might of saved it...

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 month ago

A new nickname springs to mind: David3fingers

Sam (Juventus) 1 month ago

Sam (Juventus) 1 month ago

Think it's a fair bet that two is better than one.......

7anzalla (Barcelona) 1 month ago

Everton FC send their top two negotiators to tie down Moyes with a new contract

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Not much success on the pitch.... But off it is another story!

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 month ago

Moyes later revealed that he prefers brunettes

BigDave (Whitecaps) 1 month ago

Oohhhhh, Mersey!

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 month ago

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 month ago

'Eat my shorts!'

Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 month ago

"Okay ladies we're starting the bidding at €1000!"

Tony 1 month ago

I feel a song coming on.... You saw the crescent, I saw the whole of the moon.... !

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

If taking your shirt off is a yellow, surely this is a straight red?

Kain (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Kiss my ass girls!

Dan2989 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Won't get my knickers in a twist with my shorts off!

Rubin (Inter Milan) 1 month ago

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 month ago

Your ass is softer than Shakira's

Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 month ago

Seeing that Ibrahimovich is 18 Piqué makes his move

Sam (Juventus) 1 month ago

Ibra still working his magic.......

Tony 1 month ago

Good god, talk about an old pals act?

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

As they do on the pitch, Ibra plays up top, while Piqué plays in the back line...

Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Breaking news: Pique divorced Shakira, saying he had found his true soulmate

Kain (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Pique and zlatan are equally in bromance

MessiingWithYa (Footytube Staff) 1 month ago

Pique takes the gloves off with his gloves on

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Tony 1 month ago

They could have at least put him in a coffin

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

FIFA may be trying to crack down on diving and simulation, but when will they do something about this "Stage Diving" that is creeping into the game?

Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Found the witch, now let's carry him to the stake!

AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 month ago

Lahm has obviously had too much beer already as he thinks he is carrying him

Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 month ago

Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 month ago

It's clear now that the 5 goals Barça scored were because Dudu was as confused as we were. Barcelona clearly bribed the billboard makers!

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

If you look closely you can see Barça's minimum possession standard (%65)

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 month ago

That's a new goal line technology. The sign lights up when the ball did not cross the line

Aaron222 (Chelsea) 1 month ago

Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 month ago

Fernando Zorres makes his appearance

Zhenwei (Manchester United) 1 month ago

The Batman is actually the Joker in disguise

Tony 1 month ago

Fergie attends wrestlemania

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Rafa hoped Torres' new pair of blinkers would stop him from shooting either side of the goals.

Kain (Liverpool) 1 month ago

You can't see me!

Man4united (Manchester United) 1 month ago

Na na na na na na na na, Batman!

Aaron222 (Chelsea) 1 month ago

Oddshot (Newcastle United) 1 month ago

The blue man group has gotten weird...

Innoxious (Manchester United) 1 month ago

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 month ago

If only Rafa had been in that picture...

Tony 1 month ago

Its the smurfs in the raw....This is a family site.

Tobesh87 (Liverpool) 1 month ago

Torres was so excited about the new Adidas kit that he "blue" all over the place

7anzalla (Barcelona) 1 month ago

Blue Bukake!

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