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The Silly Captions Competition
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago

Apparently this photo hasn't been edited. Just the angle and the way Valbuena was leaning back haha
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
Guess who scores more goals by head?  Btw: nice find thx 4 sharing
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Now I see mini midget valbuena!
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Kompany's thinking "Why is there a child on the pitch? "
Dpfka0821 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Little People, Big World football edition
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Valbuena>Giovinco
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
The time when the French could call the Belgians 'little ones' is long gone.
Junkfood (West Ham United) 3 years ago
And now we return to the second-half in middle _Earth where it's Hobbits 1 and Orcs 2
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Oui Oui he is Wee
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
Neuer breath in and out
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
As no one notices them kids trying to cart off a dead body
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
The keeper has some good streching powers
Rubin (Inter Milan) 3 years ago
Neuer says to Lahm 'I do not want your pearls, and jewels, and fine clothes; but if you will love me, and let me live with you and eat from off your golden plate, and sleep on your bed, I will bring you your ball again. '
Junkfood (West Ham United) 3 years ago
Neuer has no idea how to handle a magic wand!
Chelsearules99 (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Lahm: maybe if I ignore him he will go away
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Didn't know that Neuer graduated from Hogwarts
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
The new 'Nimbus 4000' now with a cloaking device so you can sneak up on the golden snitch
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
They say Real Madrid is a 'Big Club', but look at the size of their stadium. Doesn't look that 'big' to me?
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Perez why are you looking at us like that
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Now this is what you call a world breaking summer signing that bale wants play for the best team in europe
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Maybe its just me but compared to Bale, the rest of Real's new signings here don't seem very impressive....
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Because there's no "e" in "Idiot"...
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Tattoos are for life and You Only Live Once. Bad case of Kolo YOLO
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
In this case, I think that foot will be walking alone......
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Kolo Trololo would have been much nicer
Peteko 3 years ago
I bet there is a Yaya in the other foot
Malik (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Innoxious (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Someone couldn't hold it anymore and released the "bomb"
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Louis Tomlinson vomits during Stiliyan Petrov Charity Match
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Seems the shoe is on the other foot. Now he knows how people feel when they listen to One Direction.
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
"Oh dear, they told me this game would be a playback, performing live is just too much for me"
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I should get back to singing in a boyband than throwing up sick in a football pitch
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
So Louis, how would you describe your performance on the pitch today?
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
So that's the meaning of “And all these little things”
Tiki (Whitecaps) 3 years ago
Louis tried to keep the vomit from coming out but he forgot that vomit only goes one direction
Malik (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Messi911 (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Do I seem underdressed to you?
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"See that? That's the velvet rope the girls have to wait behind before I see them"
FootballFacts (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Old days we use to be like them!
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
So what do think about your days as a footballer?
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Is that Shay Given?  Yep, The Republic of Ireland want him back...
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Figo I miss you!
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 years ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
That's right, I can catch a fly with chopsticks
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
And when he came out the shower it was this big
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Don't worry boss, you're only this much better than Fergie
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I think you need to hush your mouth up a little bit
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Shinji: "Moyes, you have my boys like this in a vice. I want some game time!"
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"So Shinji, in your honest opinion, how close would I have been to losing my job if Liverpool had knocked us out of the cup?"
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Can I play a little?
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Just a minute Moyes, please?
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Just a minute Moyes, please?
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Holy crap what the hell happened^^^
Teja7 3 years ago
Kagawa's reaction when Moyes asked:  "Are the rumors true, what's the average size of an Asian man's penis? "  
FootballFacts (Chelsea) 3 years ago
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Vidic having a good laugh at the wrestling match
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
De gea trying to punch him out in good kompany
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Kompany took his tough guy reputation to a whole new level when he decided to headbutt De Geas fists
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
.... And this is for not scoring the Silly Captions competitions on footytube for over a month!
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Vidic : now who is the best defender ! Hahaha * evil laugh *
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
It feels like the same, but this time it wasnt the ball
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
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AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
If a football was the size of that tennis ball.... Would Arsenal win the league?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
While the rest of the team run for their lives, Mertesacker has spotted his victim, Miyaichi.
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
New Fulham owner told Michael to "just beat it!"
JestaYNWA (Liverpool) 3 years ago
It's no wonder Jacko could hit all those high notes when you consider where that guys grabbing him...
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
We're taking mr jackson to the next centre stage performance!
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
If you grab me there.... I just can’t stop loving you
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Kompany : Jones.... Thats's how you do your FACE?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Vincent held a certain area a bit too tight
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 3 years ago
The most constipated facial expression I have ever seen
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
So Kompany is the man the Japanese feared so much in ancient times:


Malik (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Torres wanted to rip him apart so he can get a new look
Ashup78 (Liverpool) 3 years ago
There's something on your face......... Oohh wait, its your face !
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Take that fake rubber mask off your silly face
GerryBob64 (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Jan daaaarling what moisturizer are you using?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
The crystal meth was clearly not good for Fernando.    "Hey, you're not Vertonghen, this is a mask!"
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
Torres looks for sympathy
Malik (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
No underaged prostitutes? Booooring!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Oh s**t we just gave Qatar the world cup
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Ahh f**k I forgot something last night
Slim (Real Madrid) 3 years ago
- "I'm so tired. Think I'll go to bed"
- "Cancel the strippers. Over."

ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Uncle Scrooge and Uncle Fester face a reality check
Cloudst (Footytube Mod) 3 years ago
GreatScot (Rangers)(Footytube Staff) 3 years ago
Unlucky Theo, this place is mine now! Mwahahahahaha
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
"come on Kyle, lets go for a walk(er) to the ends of town" - clutching at straws here
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
"Hodgson is so desperate he's recruiting from Spurs now"
"Hehe I'm not complaining"



   
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