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The Silly Captions Competition
SKool (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
Its the only sure treatment for headlice
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 1 year ago
I said "save me" but they shaved me instead
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
The "Warthog" hairstyle....




Yeah seems close enough to me
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Honda


Tony (footytube staff) 1 year ago
The coach asked him to sit on the ball, but he's taken it literally
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 1 year ago
Pumping some gas into the ball while tying shoelaces
Teja7 (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Tobes (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Petr and the Aussie Schwarzer - Čech and Mate
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Twins Basil, Twins...
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 12 months ago
Now that there are two of us, messi will never score haha
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Still a 'special' one
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Jose has gone to new lengths to try and deter Alien species from reading his 'special' mind
Junkfood (West Ham United) 1 year ago
Listen to me team: " In the art of football, all football is deception. I want a thousand goals and a thousand victories!. If you are far from your opponent make him believe you are near"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Must.... Not look.... At that ass....
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
The moment he realizes that there will be no "happy" ending today...
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Player - "My groin hurts.... Could you take a closer look? "
SKool (Arsenal) 1 year ago
Girl: How was it?  Boy: Incredible. Wow
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
The real ZZ Top.
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
Wes Hoolahan explores his talents:  
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Stay in the lines
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
That girl in front of him will be growing hair on her legs by the time he's finished with the colouring book
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Old one    
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
I'll be passed out on this floor tonight
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
One last dance?
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Got the moves like Heynckes
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
♪♫ Night fever, night fever. We know how to Heynckes it....Yeahhh ♪♫
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Heynckes loves a big boogie with his one night stand
Tony (footytube staff) 12 months ago
Silly old duffer
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
Coloccini, during preseason friendly against Pacos de Ferreira, chokes Caetano:


ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Never ever call me Fallaiccini again
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
You say one more bad thing at me I'm going to strangle you!
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Come here you squealing piglet!
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Why you Little!
FutureMUplayer (Manchester United) 1 year ago
One more Yo Mama joke I DARE YOU! I double DARE YOU!
Junkfood (West Ham United) 1 year ago
Screw the World!. " they just don't understand our Love "
Tony (footytube staff) 12 months ago
That's no hairdo, this is a hairdo.... Don't f**k with the fuzzies
Malik (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
Go, go gadget leg!
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Now that's some Kung fu legend....
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Man that's asian bruce lee style
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Please tell us what to do, we don't have a clue
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Moyes - "Hmmmm.... Any ideas Giggsy or Neville? No takers? s**t.... I feel like someone is keeping close tabs on us.... "
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 1 year ago
This is not the united you are looking for.... *waives hand*
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Moyes: "so mr ferguson how do we defend our premiership title and our success to win the champions league? " giggs thinks "hmm.... I don't know.... "
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
It's not even Christmas, yet Moyes is already seeing the Ghost of Fergie Past
Junkfood (West Ham United) 1 year ago
Oh. K. What do you guys think! " I'm going to audition for the Role, Papa Smurf "
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 1 year ago
What is this Star Wars?
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 12 months ago
Moyes asks SAF, "what should we do? "
Saf replies, "Bring Back Ronaldo, don't make me get out of retirement, I seem to be making the decisions for you moyes, now do it before you get the Hairdryer! "
Tony (footytube staff) 12 months ago
Looks like fergie is wearing a man city badge and tie, the guys have just realised its a "nightmare"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 1 year ago
What's that dad? Pay my taxes? All right, but only because you're God
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 1 year ago
What's that in the sky? Oh it's the sun, I forgot it was there
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Is it daylight I see? And god don't you like what I'm wearing?
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
Maybe the aliens will see me in these colors and come back and pick me up again...
Junkfood (West Ham United) 1 year ago
It's a Bird!  It's a Plane!  No! Its God wearing my shirt again
Tony (footytube staff) 12 months ago
When the fook did we sign crouch?
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 12 months ago
Big screen says Neymar scored? Wtf...
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
Nile Ranger gets a tattoo:  
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Do you like my tattoo? It's on me face
SKool (Arsenal) 1 year ago
New range of tattoos
Junkfood (West Ham United) 1 year ago
Look Ref! " I'm trying to help you, my name is here!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 12 months ago
He is gonna' so annoyed when some one asks him how power rangers was
Tony (footytube staff) 12 months ago
Never ask a celtic supporting tattooist to tattoo "rangers" on your head.
Scottie (Manchester City) 11 months ago
Feck me, I fell asleep on the beano!
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 1 year ago
Do you want me now Terry?
Junkfood (West Ham United) 1 year ago
My nickname around Asia is " My you so HUNG "
Sam (Juventus) 1 year ago
"I said MAGNUM, not elephant!"
Kain (Liverpool) 1 year ago
Ibrahimovic has been hanging out with mourinho's wife lately
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 12 months ago
"what this is not manly?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 12 months ago
Ibra was convinced to stay at PSG because of their new kit design
Tony (footytube staff) 12 months ago
Just finished a work out at the pineapple dance studios
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 12 months ago
Hey Edy, first you copy my ponytail, now show the fans your bikini line if you dare!
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 11 months ago
Now try to open it with one hand!
Scottie (Manchester City) 11 months ago
From now on it's Ibrahimobitch, you got that fools?
Malik (Barcelona) 12 months ago
Kain (Liverpool) 12 months ago
Ramos's blonde hairstyle is a brand new appearance with his cool sunglasses
SKool (Arsenal) 12 months ago
Blonde jokes about his sky rocket penalty miss
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 11 months ago
His hair gives him super strength
Scottie (Manchester City) 11 months ago
This should be the last time his mum has a 4 megapixel camera
Haynes15 (Borussia Dortmund) 11 months ago
SERGIO RAMOS NOW SUPER SAIYAN



   
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