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The Silly Captions Competition
SKool (Arsenal) 2 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 2 years ago
Its the only sure treatment for headlice
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 2 years ago
I said "save me" but they shaved me instead
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 2 years ago
The "Warthog" hairstyle....




Yeah seems close enough to me
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Honda


Tony (footytube staff) 2 years ago
The coach asked him to sit on the ball, but he's taken it literally
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Pumping some gas into the ball while tying shoelaces
Teja7 (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Tobes (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Petr and the Aussie Schwarzer - Čech and Mate
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Twins Basil, Twins...
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Now that there are two of us, messi will never score haha
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 2 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 2 years ago
Still a 'special' one
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Jose has gone to new lengths to try and deter Alien species from reading his 'special' mind
Junkfood (West Ham United) 2 years ago
Listen to me team: " In the art of football, all football is deception. I want a thousand goals and a thousand victories!. If you are far from your opponent make him believe you are near"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 2 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 2 years ago
Must.... Not look.... At that ass....
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
The moment he realizes that there will be no "happy" ending today...
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Player - "My groin hurts.... Could you take a closer look? "
SKool (Arsenal) 2 years ago
Girl: How was it?  Boy: Incredible. Wow
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
The real ZZ Top.
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
Wes Hoolahan explores his talents:  
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Stay in the lines
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
That girl in front of him will be growing hair on her legs by the time he's finished with the colouring book
Malik (Barcelona) 2 years ago
Old one    
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 2 years ago
I'll be passed out on this floor tonight
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
One last dance?
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Got the moves like Heynckes
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
♪♫ Night fever, night fever. We know how to Heynckes it....Yeahhh ♪♫
Kain (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Heynckes loves a big boogie with his one night stand
Tony (footytube staff) 2 years ago
Silly old duffer
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
Coloccini, during preseason friendly against Pacos de Ferreira, chokes Caetano:


ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Never ever call me Fallaiccini again
Kain (Liverpool) 2 years ago
You say one more bad thing at me I'm going to strangle you!
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Come here you squealing piglet!
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Why you Little!
FutureMUplayer (Manchester United) 2 years ago
One more Yo Mama joke I DARE YOU! I double DARE YOU!
Junkfood (West Ham United) 2 years ago
Screw the World!. " they just don't understand our Love "
Tony (footytube staff) 2 years ago
That's no hairdo, this is a hairdo.... Don't f**k with the fuzzies
Malik (Barcelona) 2 years ago
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
Go, go gadget leg!
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Now that's some Kung fu legend....
Kain (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Man that's asian bruce lee style
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 2 years ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Please tell us what to do, we don't have a clue
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Moyes - "Hmmmm.... Any ideas Giggsy or Neville? No takers? s**t.... I feel like someone is keeping close tabs on us.... "
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 2 years ago
This is not the united you are looking for.... *waives hand*
Kain (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Moyes: "so mr ferguson how do we defend our premiership title and our success to win the champions league? " giggs thinks "hmm.... I don't know.... "
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
It's not even Christmas, yet Moyes is already seeing the Ghost of Fergie Past
Junkfood (West Ham United) 2 years ago
Oh. K. What do you guys think! " I'm going to audition for the Role, Papa Smurf "
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 2 years ago
What is this Star Wars?
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 2 years ago
Moyes asks SAF, "what should we do? "
Saf replies, "Bring Back Ronaldo, don't make me get out of retirement, I seem to be making the decisions for you moyes, now do it before you get the Hairdryer! "
Tony (footytube staff) 2 years ago
Looks like fergie is wearing a man city badge and tie, the guys have just realised its a "nightmare"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 2 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 2 years ago
What's that dad? Pay my taxes? All right, but only because you're God
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 2 years ago
What's that in the sky? Oh it's the sun, I forgot it was there
Kain (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Is it daylight I see? And god don't you like what I'm wearing?
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
Maybe the aliens will see me in these colors and come back and pick me up again...
Junkfood (West Ham United) 2 years ago
It's a Bird!  It's a Plane!  No! Its God wearing my shirt again
Tony (footytube staff) 2 years ago
When the fook did we sign crouch?
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Big screen says Neymar scored? Wtf...
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
Nile Ranger gets a tattoo:  
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Do you like my tattoo? It's on me face
SKool (Arsenal) 2 years ago
New range of tattoos
Junkfood (West Ham United) 2 years ago
Look Ref! " I'm trying to help you, my name is here!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 2 years ago
He is gonna' so annoyed when some one asks him how power rangers was
Tony (footytube staff) 2 years ago
Never ask a celtic supporting tattooist to tattoo "rangers" on your head.
Scottie (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Feck me, I fell asleep on the beano!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Do you want me now Terry?
Junkfood (West Ham United) 2 years ago
My nickname around Asia is " My you so HUNG "
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 2 years ago
"I said MAGNUM, not elephant!"
Kain (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Ibrahimovic has been hanging out with mourinho's wife lately
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 2 years ago
"what this is not manly?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 2 years ago
Ibra was convinced to stay at PSG because of their new kit design
Tony (footytube staff) 2 years ago
Just finished a work out at the pineapple dance studios
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 2 years ago
Hey Edy, first you copy my ponytail, now show the fans your bikini line if you dare!
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 2 years ago
Now try to open it with one hand!
Scottie (Manchester City) 2 years ago
From now on it's Ibrahimobitch, you got that fools?
Malik (Barcelona) 2 years ago
Kain (Liverpool) 2 years ago
Ramos's blonde hairstyle is a brand new appearance with his cool sunglasses
SKool (Arsenal) 2 years ago
Blonde jokes about his sky rocket penalty miss
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 2 years ago
His hair gives him super strength
Scottie (Manchester City) 2 years ago
This should be the last time his mum has a 4 megapixel camera
Haynes15 (Borussia Dortmund) 1 year ago
SERGIO RAMOS NOW SUPER SAIYAN



   
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