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The Silly Captions Competition
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Coloccini, during preseason friendly against Pacos de Ferreira, chokes Caetano:


ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Never ever call me Fallaiccini again
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
You say one more bad thing at me I'm going to strangle you!
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Come here you squealing piglet!
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Why you Little!
FutureMUplayer (Manchester United) 3 years ago
One more Yo Mama joke I DARE YOU! I double DARE YOU!
Junkfood (West Ham United) 3 years ago
Screw the World!. " they just don't understand our Love "
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
That's no hairdo, this is a hairdo.... Don't f**k with the fuzzies
Malik (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Go, go gadget leg!
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Now that's some Kung fu legend....
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Man that's asian bruce lee style
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Please tell us what to do, we don't have a clue
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Moyes - "Hmmmm.... Any ideas Giggsy or Neville? No takers? s**t.... I feel like someone is keeping close tabs on us.... "
RobSelecta (Liverpool) 3 years ago
This is not the united you are looking for.... *waives hand*
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Moyes: "so mr ferguson how do we defend our premiership title and our success to win the champions league? " giggs thinks "hmm.... I don't know.... "
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
It's not even Christmas, yet Moyes is already seeing the Ghost of Fergie Past
Junkfood (West Ham United) 3 years ago
Oh. K. What do you guys think! " I'm going to audition for the Role, Papa Smurf "
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
What is this Star Wars?
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 3 years ago
Moyes asks SAF, "what should we do? "
Saf replies, "Bring Back Ronaldo, don't make me get out of retirement, I seem to be making the decisions for you moyes, now do it before you get the Hairdryer! "
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Looks like fergie is wearing a man city badge and tie, the guys have just realised its a "nightmare"
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
What's that dad? Pay my taxes? All right, but only because you're God
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
What's that in the sky? Oh it's the sun, I forgot it was there
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Is it daylight I see? And god don't you like what I'm wearing?
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Maybe the aliens will see me in these colors and come back and pick me up again...
Junkfood (West Ham United) 3 years ago
It's a Bird!  It's a Plane!  No! Its God wearing my shirt again
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
When the fook did we sign crouch?
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Big screen says Neymar scored? Wtf...
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Nile Ranger gets a tattoo:  
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Do you like my tattoo? It's on me face
SKool (Arsenal) 3 years ago
New range of tattoos
Junkfood (West Ham United) 3 years ago
Look Ref! " I'm trying to help you, my name is here!
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
He is gonna' so annoyed when some one asks him how power rangers was
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Never ask a celtic supporting tattooist to tattoo "rangers" on your head.
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Feck me, I fell asleep on the beano!
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Do you want me now Terry?
Junkfood (West Ham United) 3 years ago
My nickname around Asia is " My you so HUNG "
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
"I said MAGNUM, not elephant!"
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Ibrahimovic has been hanging out with mourinho's wife lately
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
"what this is not manly?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Ibra was convinced to stay at PSG because of their new kit design
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Just finished a work out at the pineapple dance studios
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Hey Edy, first you copy my ponytail, now show the fans your bikini line if you dare!
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
Now try to open it with one hand!
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
From now on it's Ibrahimobitch, you got that fools?
Malik (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Ramos's blonde hairstyle is a brand new appearance with his cool sunglasses
SKool (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Blonde jokes about his sky rocket penalty miss
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
His hair gives him super strength
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
This should be the last time his mum has a 4 megapixel camera
Haynes15 (Borussia Dortmund) 3 years ago
SERGIO RAMOS NOW SUPER SAIYAN
SKool (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
The laughing cavalier
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
That is one scary face
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
So, do you think I care about your twittering?
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
And then they told me I signed for QPR
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
You must be joking me that I'm gonna' stay with this team in the championship division
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Not even the the local Zoo would agree to an attempt at mating
Malik (Barcelona) 3 years ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Super Torres to the rescue
Thirteengoals (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Torres forget his super hero mask
Tanmay (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Torres en route to retrieving the ball from the moon
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Abramovich drills for more gas
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
I'm nearly sure we had this caption before
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Yeah Tony, deffo had this pic before. Not to mention the last time he scored is always a question
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Yup, last time we had this picture Torres was pretty far from the superman he looks in this pic. Today though, he's still pretty far from that
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
NO repeat pictures plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, it always pays to check back a few pages, it won't hurt and saves us having to delete them
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Hold my Hand, I want you getting lost
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Is it.... The happy one and the chubby one?
Fiasc0 (Eintracht Braunschweig) 3 years ago
Follow me, I will show you the champinsleague cup
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
I'm taking you on a date tonight
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Don't have a tantrum over a friendly game of thumb wars stumpy, I mean Mourinho
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
"Let go of my hand Carlo, I can manage a team on my own. I don't need your help!"
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
A couple of old queens
SKool (Arsenal) 3 years ago
JM: I'm telling Roman about this. You're in trouble now Carlo for bringing the Misfiring Torres
Ca: *whispers* But so are you for bringing the Misfiring Shevchenko

Ba dum tsss
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
That awkward school dance situation at an all boys school.
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
"Been to England, they didn't have the answer.... Now back in Italy, can you tell me 'Why always me? '"
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Now then I had so much funny moments and bad times in manchester.... I wonder why I wanted to return to my homeland?
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Bless my hand Your Holiness so I can play the piano
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
When Jesus went up for the cross, it was a penalty, you would have scored the penalty,   Eh Balotelli? .    Come stai?
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
Can we have our busted ball back off your head?
SKool (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Balo's 'right-hand' of god
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
MB: "God Bless Me? .... No, I, Mario, Bless You!"
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
Scottie (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Mario finishes reading his first book
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 years ago
On closer look, the letter M was pissing all over the place
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
That's right, made them with all the yellow cards I received.
SKool (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Women of all ages are welcome to the MB45 crib
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Could I just think the letter be was a bit wet and watery
Sam (Footytube Moderator) 3 years ago
These days, bunga bunga parties have a new codename, to keep the government away from AC Milan...
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Funnily enough, that is how he signs his name. He needs to use a gold glitter pen though
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Jeroen (Barcelona) 3 years ago
Look! It's Ruud Van Nistelrooy and Samuel Eto'o!    
Zhenwei (Manchester United) 3 years ago
It's kinda ruud to steal someone else's name
SKool (Arsenal) 3 years ago
Americans still living in the past glory days when Ruud rocked the EPL
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
And Asafa Powell - Jamaican Sprinter (2002-2012).... Close enough, yeah?
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
I think that he might of kicked the wrong ball
Tony (footytube staff) 3 years ago
He was asked to play "in the hole at the back", I think he might have picked up the translation wrongly.
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Green Man strikes again!
AussieGooner14 (Arsenal) 3 years ago
GirlJohno (Manchester City) 3 years ago
He looks like someone put a boot up his backside
Tobes (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Sméagol see his clubs transfer budget for the first time "My precioussss!" And so the transformation to Gollum begins
Rubin (Inter Milan) 3 years ago
Moyes jizzes in his pants after seeing Van Persie's goal
Kain (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Somebody shot moyes in the ribs
Junkfood (West Ham United) 3 years ago
After a long walk in Goodison Park all day and a preview @ the theatre of dreams last night, Moyes arrives on match day with a dizzy spell
ScouserDan (Liverpool) 3 years ago
Moyes - "What am I doing? Is that Ferguson I see over there hiding behind the banner signs?!"
ManOnDMoon (Manchester City) 3 years ago
Feck! I swallowed the chewing gum
Peteko 3 years ago
It took a few weeks since he left Everton to take Fergie's job, but it finally hit him: "what DID I dooooooooooooooooo?!"
Peteko 3 years ago
It took a few weeks since he left Everton to take Fergie's job, but it finally hit him: "what DID I dooooooooooooooooo?!"
Tdsmufan (Manchester United) 3 years ago
My reaction when we were beaten by West Brom



   
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