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The Silly Captions Competition
Mrmonolith (Arsenal) 6 years ago
   King Needs a Nap
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Arshavin is really impressed with kings audition for the x factor


Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
The singing defender, is there no end to this mans talents? .... Pity his knees are knackered, he coulda give us a song and dance routine.... !
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Arshavin: I'm not even mad.... I'm impressed
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
When King saw Arshavin is coming to his way, King is afraid and yelled for help
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Dee dee deee
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Please release me let me go  Uh huh
Pragathish (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Aa-aaa--aaachoooo!
Fishy (Manchester United) 6 years ago
This is not the time to be constipated
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Hey! Kings is singing! Arshavin claps for him to stop that!
Tuan0r (Arsenal) 6 years ago
"King misplaced his header"
Hithere (Manchester United) 6 years ago
 Portsmouth flying high
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Woah oh oh oh, Woah oh oh oh. Everybody was kung fu fighting!
Fingergod (Arsenal) 6 years ago
I loved that Eric Cantona kick so much I wanted to re-live it

Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
When Boateng's wife shouted he couldn't even tie his own shoelaces, he replied that he could even do it with just his right hand, his leg stretched and flying. He was right
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Can you see if theres dog mess on my boot?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Kickstart time for Portsmouth by Boateng
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Maybe Nike picked the wrong picture for their new Mercurial Vapor advert. Everyone who buys them now prefers the art of Kung Fu fighting to football
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
Its stuck to my head! Somebody get it off! Here I'll help!.... Judo Kick!
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Yie ar kung fuuty
[account-removed] 6 years ago
Lol I like how the image matches up so well with your profile pic
Fishy (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Kiss the foot
Fishy (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Hi yah
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
This match was played in china!
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
豆贝尔维艾克斯  High Kicks allowed only if player has his eyes closed, and looks like an idiot
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
   "No not a red card,I deserve more than that"
Fingergod (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Look ref he's got a fat arse!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
"I saw God and he told me leave the field"
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
You can't send me off for farting ref.... !.... It was him>>>>>>>>
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
This blag isn't working ref is it?
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
No ref no, you don't have to do this, I have a wife and kids please!
[account-removed] 6 years ago
Carragher - "you think I can fit this ball in here? "
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Oh! No refree! You cannot suppose to do this! I am not done this job! Zemora only done this job please smell his ass! Man you can find the smell! Please smell it!
Tuan0r (Arsenal) 6 years ago
"but he's the one who dropped the soap"    
Hithere (Manchester United) 6 years ago
   Playing Twister?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Never walk alone in the football match as you will be bullied
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
And.... Donkey Kick!
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
The Ginger brothers prefer shaved to afro, and when they came to Goodison Park, they weren't happy with how Fellaini had done his hair
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Good thing I put a helmet under my wig this morning...
Derby22 (Derby County) 6 years ago
The Humping session is about to start  
Fingergod (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Don't you ever call us Ginger again !
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Invasion of the gingers.... !
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
- aaaagh ginger pubes help I saw them noooo    
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Oh! Do not come near! Please help he is going to f**k me!
Charlie (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Lord.... Please help me to release this Demon!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 6 years ago
A slight cough I suppose monsieur
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
That's the last pre-match curry I,ll ever have.............Phew... That stinks


Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
I'm looking, but I can't seem to find any more water bottles to kick
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Wenger is trying to roar like a lion to intimidate his rival team
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Arthritis is common among old people.... Not a surprise that wenger is also a victim
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Wenger approaches the green to line up the putt...
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
This is before the match with the cheerleaders  Dirty old bugger likes a bit of upskirt.... Whatever next?
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Player make me to put chair punishment! Because I enjoy with babies last night!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Ftotti (AS Roma) 6 years ago
NO ME GUSTA #@##
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Is the job market that way?    
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
'Where are you all going?! You all should be attacking not defending!"
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Benitez to the 4th Official: I bet that guy in the crowd is better than all of my players
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
"ahhh, , , , Where are you all going, we have to score this side"
Derby22 (Derby County) 6 years ago
Getcha backsides up there or else I'm sacked!
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
No you idiots, the goal is THAT way!
Blooob (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Look the owners are watching is my last chance to prove them wrong
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
Come on ref tell 'em, they're throwing beach balls on the pitch again
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Oh!Stadium entrance Is there? Where are you going?
Incuteration (Everton) 6 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Trying to show off his sensitive sense of smelling stink aroma to everyone
AniBhat (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Our hard training program of the morning now producing the results.... I can feel it !
Yogan (Chelsea) 6 years ago
When Roy Hodgson got told Manchester United were a "dirty team" he didn't realise he was being serious
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Silent.... But deadly
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
"caricature of Roy Hodgson"
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Roy Hodgson, unsure whether to cuss, or cry
Ftotti (AS Roma) 6 years ago
The product of hobbits mingling with george bush  
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Right.... !.... Who dropped one?
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
What ref? It was ball to hand!
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 6 years ago
After the loss against Alcorcon, Real Madrid decided to use Sunderlands proven Beach ball tactics, but they modified it to tennis balls
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
I don't see how juggling is gonna' improve our fitness?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Real's losing streak has driven some players to keep their options open.

Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 6 years ago
I m bored of goalkeepin, I need some change in my life
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
Due to overspending this summer Real Madrid has to make money any way they can. Opening next week the Real Madrid travelling Circus!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
After losing the support of their fans, they tried to perform something funny to regain their fans' support
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance with Geico!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
"What the hell!?!?!?! Why is my car standing on bricks, and where the f**k are my wheels!?!?!?"


Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Benayoun running to put his arms round the fat spanish waiter.... God he's big,
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 6 years ago
Ok that s enough!
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
As Benayoun stands someone turned on the gaint fan on the sideline
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
He realised that Arsenal have big balls when playing against them
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SISTER BENITEZ?!
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
After the game Benítez gives Benayoun his own version of the hairdryer
[account-removed] 6 years ago
Why are you all just standing there? The nazis are coming! The nazis are coming!
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Hey! I am the first going to eat that cake from liverpool team, can any one stop me?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
I told you, we CAN do it without CRonaldo
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 6 years ago
Next Generation zombies want nipples instead of brains

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
After defeated by an unknown and unpopular team, they became crazy and started roaring like animals
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Pellegrini, master of tactical and psychological warfare, ordered his players to scare the opposition by pretending to be a dinosaur. Sadly, dinosaurs are no good at football
Charlie (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Black Power
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Martin O'Neill attempts a Superman lift-off after Villa won 4-0.

Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Vini Vidi Vici
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 6 years ago
First sign of mental illness: you thing you are on a subway, when you're actually not...
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Players huddle for safety, from the odour of oh, neills armpits.... Phew.... !
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
The packed bus taking longer to get home than usual?  Oh dear Martin, looks like you should have gone to specsavers...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
O'neill so happy with the result he breaks out into the dance routine from 'Beat It'
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 6 years ago
I ve just done it
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Excelsior!
Charlie (Barcelona) 6 years ago
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
Keane after realizing he was supposed to bring the game ball
Charlie (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Oh. I thought she was 18......  
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Keane asks the spurs fans for forgivness, I should never have left in the first place.... !
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 6 years ago
You know I m fool
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
"Although I am the Tottenham captain, I know nothing"
Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Hug it out?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
After he was asked if Liverpool should have kept him, Keane's expression says it all
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 6 years ago
What, me worry?
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
"Better I could've stayed in Milan"
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
No no no no no! I'm not playing till Cristiano plays!


Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 6 years ago
What the f*ck. They don't even know what "team" mean is
Jeroen (Barcelona) 6 years ago
Is karma catching up with Real? Or with me?  ....  ....  ....  Wait, I don't believe in karma, sorry Jebus!
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
After Milan's 4-0 defeat to AD Alcorcon Madrid manager make Kaka take a timeout.... But I don't wanna!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
Stuff this, I'm too stoned to carry on, I, ll just sit here on the grass
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
"Looks like I can't replace Ronaldo's role in Madrid"
Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
Boy, this grass is soft.... Hey, where's Ronaldo?!
Scottie (Manchester City) 6 years ago
- I wish I played for man city
Senthil (Chelsea) 6 years ago
Kaka: oh! My god that girl was so sexy than my wife! I will not go out this place!
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 6 years ago
Devang (Liverpool) 6 years ago
Respect my authority.  
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 6 years ago
Dude, Why are you staring at my balls?  
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 6 years ago
My balls, don't touch them
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 6 years ago
Tonight, on COPS...
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 6 years ago
I ilke balls
Rockerr (Liverpool) 6 years ago
"Don't tell to anyone, these are beach balls in disguise!"
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
().... Ballgazer!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 6 years ago
Theres more where these came from
Derby22 (Derby County) 6 years ago
Getcha mitts of me balls!  
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
What a load of balls
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
"You want photos of my balls? Take it now"
Thinkfink (Fulham) 6 years ago

Like Lampard and Gerrard, some players will do anything to prove that they belong together in the middle
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 6 years ago
Childbirth on the pitch
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 6 years ago
Oh dude nice point of view from here
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
DUDE! WHAT DID YOU EAT!?!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 6 years ago
What are you doing, you got the move my wife taught me all wrong.

Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 6 years ago
At least he's getting his head on ball(s)
Aussie1991 (AC Milan) 6 years ago
Its times like these you need mentos
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
We always knew that footballers had their heads up their arses, but this takes things to a whole new level!
Tony (footytube staff) 6 years ago
I knew bringing contortion onto the training ground was a bad idea.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 6 years ago
Ummmm.... Gaffer.... Could you just explain again.... How this is gonna' win us games?
Ben (Arsenal) 6 years ago
Number 6 and number 9 come together
CHELSEA61 ((Footytube Moderator)) 6 years ago
A proctologists worst nightmare
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 6 years ago
"You smell nice at this point and can I continue to smell it forever? "



   
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