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The Silly Captions Competition
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Shhhh, It'll all be over before you know it
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Finish Him!
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
And the.... Real villain is.... Farmer McGregor.... Remove this mask!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I told you last time what would happen if I ever caught you "walking like an egyptian" again...
[account-removed] 4 years ago
"Blind people need to find a better way to get to know what you look like" said the US national team player in his post-game interview
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The players were playing at a break-neck pace....Literally.

Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
This is how you do the move 'Blood Choke to death'
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Is this what they mean with break trough the defence
Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
I want a name ! My coach wants to know who scored that goal !  Talking asshole talking
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Whoever dares to stop my plan shall die and you will be the first to die and do feel honoured to die in my hands. "
Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
Oh s**t! I didn't realise the sleeper hold would work on both of us
Madridista174 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Shhhh it'll all be over soon. Very soon
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Like my pedicure?  
Abepaih (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Omg. Is that human foot?
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronaldo always starts every game off with a toe massage
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"It stinks.... Had he ever washed his socks? "
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Hey watch out this feets are insured for £90million
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Yep its definitely a verucca
Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Only one foot guys ! Just one foot guys !
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Is that Real foot? It don't look like one after you received the massage. "
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
A Portugal girl reacts as the team is announced at the start of their World Cup group 1 qualifying soccer match with Hungary


Link: d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20091010/capt.c6d8360f448c4e9490...
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"Yes finally I can see the ray of hope"
Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
   Dinner time!
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Most fans didn't realize that Maradona was just imitating his favorite scene from American Psycho

Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Invisible gatorade shower
Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Maradona when the chili scored against Ecuador.  Go chili ! Go chili ! Go chili !
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
King-kong in disguise!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
In in new attempt to crack the whip Maradona threatens to eat anyone not playing up to his standards
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Maradona has absorbed the strength of Ecuador's players so that they can be easily beaten
Sam (Juventus) 4 years ago
Turns out Maradona's mouth was large enough to insert his foot in it...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
I SAID! TWO DOUBLE CHEESE BURGERS, CHIPS AND A KING SIZE CHOCOLATE SHAKE!
ToroNero (Liverpool) 4 years ago


Little did United fans realise, Ronaldo did have a plan to return to Manchester
Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
It is an alien who is spying on us. It is disguised as a human but we must kill him ! ! !  
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which comes true
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
After retirement ronaldo became a manchester city supporter!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Year-2011.  Place-Santiago Bernabéu Stadium, Madrid  Event-El Clásico.  Ronaldo watching his former team's match.
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronaldo is injured so he is so free that he went to check on the quality of football of Manchester City to decide whether should he transfer to that team from Real Madrid
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"bob, why you got ronaldo on your shirt mate?"
"heard about a team spending stupid amounts of money and still not winning, thought it was us"

ToroNero (Liverpool) 4 years ago


Abidal was Kung-fu fighting, di di di di da da da do do dooo.
Yaya was fast as lightning...
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
This. Is. Barca!  
Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The concurence is difficult in Barcelona. Every man for himself...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Go away!You are no more wanted at Barcelona!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Abidal is trying to kick Yaya out so that Yaya has no chance of replacing him at anytime
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
The Cantona School of Excellence reveals their latest graduates
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Practicing defence by foot-stabbing a striker
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Australia's Lucas Neill, right, looks to hold back Netherlands' Klaas Jan Huntelaar during their friendly soccer match in Sydney, Australia, Saturday, Oct. 10, 2009


Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
That's clearly a Force push. Use the Force.... Lucas.

ToroNero (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Lucas: "Huntelaar. So hot. Want. To. Touch. The hiney. "
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Lucas used his psychic power to halt Huntelaar floating in the air
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
 Lippy feelin' zippy
Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The training program of italy : simulations  
Jabernard (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"and this is how you dive properly so you don't actually get injured. "
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Zinedine Zidane's head apparently had unfinished business with Marcelo Lippi's chest cavity
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Feetytube: proof that playing on one leg would never work


Link: www.footytube.com/forums/funny-football/eat-nonsen...
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I think Franboy wins this round
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Lippi: oh;no.... Promise, I will not show you guys again how to dive
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Turning upside down will make the player more active and energetic
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Keep rollin' rollin'!
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
After hitting the GOAL...


Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
I'll be back Kuato
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
As this player gave birth to a baby head on the pitch, many wondered how many Caster Semenya's there are...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
As he is exercising, his balls "steamed up" to expand itself into a miniature head
Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Dragonball Z : fusion in midokeane
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
When birthing football players this one prefers the upside down method
Babaluga (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Haaallihooo! There's a ittle bit HOT inside...
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago


Omg he can jump higher than the bar! A good goalie he is!
Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Olympic judges score: 9. 8, 9. 7, 10
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
I need a pee  
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
I believe I can fly...
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
This is what happens when superheroes are allowed to play football!
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
A real bad tornado reached old trafford. Players are getting blown away
Jabernard (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"i hate these new anti-gravity boots. "
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Many of the fans did not know where the Giant-Air-Inflated-Seizure-Induced Nani came from
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Not wanting to disappoint the fans after the match was cancelled, nani floated out onto the pitch and slowly rotated several feet off the ground for 90 minutes
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Nani crowd surfs in Lilliput  
Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? No, it's just Nani...
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Am I diving, of course not, I am actually floating"
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Well ronaldo did say nani would take over from him, maybe he meant in terms of epic diving
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey move from that place! Rocket is going to stuck thier!
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Arsenal 6--2 Blackburn Rovers


Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Damn she is good looking
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Arsen's kids look so young and tender.... Yumm
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
No sam you're playing the gunners not the gurners  
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He is licking some kind of juice coming out from his nose and it tastes wonderful
ToroNero (Liverpool) 4 years ago


Ronaldo took the role as the villain, Von Rothbart, a little too seriously in São Paulo's rendition of Swan Lake
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ronaldo, experiencing hunger, ravaged his way to the snack bar, destroying anything and anyone on his path; only those who put their hands in the air survived
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Ok, please cool we are all keeping our hands up and shaved our armpits and used deo also, now give us the ball
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Ok ronaldo's not bad, but surely even he can't beat the X-Men?

Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
In the background: "C'mon guys join in: It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a"
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Its fun to stay in the y-c-x-!.... Wait, start again



Damn, just saw the very very similar comment above, well done
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Ronaldo:"yuck!Your armpits stink more than my fart!"
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Ronaldo became shy (reddish face) to take another breath of stink armpit from the other two players
Babaluga (Barcelona) 4 years ago
War of titans (big players, you know: BIG!)
Charrua74 (Tottenham Hotspur) 4 years ago
   Tevez and his mum
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
The conjoined twins weren't convinced separation would make them more attractive to the ladies.

{Edit: I was going to say siamese but apparently they are offended by that. In a poll 50% were really annoyed, the other 50% couldn't see what they were reading}
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
A modern jungle girl and an ancient old lady
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
You can clearly see Tevez gets his good looks from his mothers side of the family

Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Man in background on phone: "Hello, I'd like to report a faulty mirror"
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tevez:ha ha.... This is our great coach
Matt (Footytube Staff) 4 years ago
Hello, yeah erm I dunno what happened.... Yeah really small.... Uh huh.... Yeah I'm stood on Maradonnas shoulder yeah.... Nah it's s**t
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Brotherly love!
Abepaih (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Love standing next to you, at least makes me look more handsome
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Maradona poses with his bastard son, a cross between him and the late MJ (post plastic surgery)
LeftHeadKick (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Tevez has a cartoon face in real life, it's great
Babaluga (Barcelona) 4 years ago
A horse and a squaw
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Controversy in this year's miss argentina competition
ToroNero (Liverpool) 4 years ago


When Ferguson told his team to get off the grass, he didn't mean the field.

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
They laugh when Scholes fell his ball onto the field
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
In a confidence boosting move, rooney lies down to let ferdinand catch him up
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Berbatov: Look, ball is too quit and big
Ant (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Rooney's dog-turd impersonation went unnoticed at training, yet again
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Scholes struggles to kick the ball when he finally realizes Berbatov and Rooney have tied his laces together
Jamesearlgreen (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Chuckle chuckle chuckle.... Fall
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Really confusing picture…who is hitting and who is scared is really not clear



FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The black guy cannot "brake" himself and afraid that he might knock the goalkeeper off the pitch
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Its not a ball, its a BOMB!
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Operation "Human Shield" and "Get Behind the Darkies" in effect
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Unfair! Three v one!
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Oh my god its a got a spider on it! Get it away, get it away!

Franboy (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The new matrix is going to the movies?
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Aaaaaaahhhhh! It's a.... It's a.... Erm...



   
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