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The Silly Captions Competition
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
   "No not a red card,I deserve more than that"
Fingergod (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Look ref he's got a fat arse!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"I saw God and he told me leave the field"
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
You can't send me off for farting ref.... !.... It was him>>>>>>>>
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
This blag isn't working ref is it?
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
No ref no, you don't have to do this, I have a wife and kids please!
[account-removed] 4 years ago
Carragher - "you think I can fit this ball in here? "
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! No refree! You cannot suppose to do this! I am not done this job! Zemora only done this job please smell his ass! Man you can find the smell! Please smell it!
Tuan0r (Arsenal) 4 years ago
"but he's the one who dropped the soap"    
Hithere (Manchester United) 4 years ago
   Playing Twister?
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Never walk alone in the football match as you will be bullied
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
And.... Donkey Kick!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
The Ginger brothers prefer shaved to afro, and when they came to Goodison Park, they weren't happy with how Fellaini had done his hair
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Good thing I put a helmet under my wig this morning...
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
The Humping session is about to start  
Fingergod (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Don't you ever call us Ginger again !
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Invasion of the gingers.... !
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
- aaaagh ginger pubes help I saw them noooo    
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh! Do not come near! Please help he is going to f**k me!
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Lord.... Please help me to release this Demon!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
A slight cough I suppose monsieur
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
That's the last pre-match curry I,ll ever have.............Phew... That stinks


Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
I'm looking, but I can't seem to find any more water bottles to kick
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Wenger is trying to roar like a lion to intimidate his rival team
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Arthritis is common among old people.... Not a surprise that wenger is also a victim
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Wenger approaches the green to line up the putt...
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
This is before the match with the cheerleaders  Dirty old bugger likes a bit of upskirt.... Whatever next?
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Player make me to put chair punishment! Because I enjoy with babies last night!
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
NO ME GUSTA #@##
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Is the job market that way?    
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
'Where are you all going?! You all should be attacking not defending!"
ACMilan21 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Benitez to the 4th Official: I bet that guy in the crowd is better than all of my players
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"ahhh, , , , Where are you all going, we have to score this side"
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Getcha backsides up there or else I'm sacked!
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
No you idiots, the goal is THAT way!
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Look the owners are watching is my last chance to prove them wrong
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
Come on ref tell 'em, they're throwing beach balls on the pitch again
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Oh!Stadium entrance Is there? Where are you going?
Incuteration (Everton) 4 years ago
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Trying to show off his sensitive sense of smelling stink aroma to everyone
AniBhat (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Our hard training program of the morning now producing the results.... I can feel it !
Yogan (Chelsea) 4 years ago
When Roy Hodgson got told Manchester United were a "dirty team" he didn't realise he was being serious
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Silent.... But deadly
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"caricature of Roy Hodgson"
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Roy Hodgson, unsure whether to cuss, or cry
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
The product of hobbits mingling with george bush  
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Right.... !.... Who dropped one?
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
What ref? It was ball to hand!
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
After the loss against Alcorcon, Real Madrid decided to use Sunderlands proven Beach ball tactics, but they modified it to tennis balls
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I don't see how juggling is gonna' improve our fitness?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Real's losing streak has driven some players to keep their options open.

Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
I m bored of goalkeepin, I need some change in my life
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Due to overspending this summer Real Madrid has to make money any way they can. Opening next week the Real Madrid travelling Circus!
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After losing the support of their fans, they tried to perform something funny to regain their fans' support
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance with Geico!
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
"What the hell!?!?!?! Why is my car standing on bricks, and where the f**k are my wheels!?!?!?"


Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Benayoun running to put his arms round the fat spanish waiter.... God he's big,
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Ok that s enough!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
As Benayoun stands someone turned on the gaint fan on the sideline
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
He realised that Arsenal have big balls when playing against them
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SISTER BENITEZ?!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
After the game Benítez gives Benayoun his own version of the hairdryer
[account-removed] 4 years ago
Why are you all just standing there? The nazis are coming! The nazis are coming!
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Hey! I am the first going to eat that cake from liverpool team, can any one stop me?
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
I told you, we CAN do it without CRonaldo
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Next Generation zombies want nipples instead of brains

FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After defeated by an unknown and unpopular team, they became crazy and started roaring like animals
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Pellegrini, master of tactical and psychological warfare, ordered his players to scare the opposition by pretending to be a dinosaur. Sadly, dinosaurs are no good at football
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Black Power
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Martin O'Neill attempts a Superman lift-off after Villa won 4-0.

Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Vini Vidi Vici
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
First sign of mental illness: you thing you are on a subway, when you're actually not...
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Players huddle for safety, from the odour of oh, neills armpits.... Phew.... !
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
The packed bus taking longer to get home than usual?  Oh dear Martin, looks like you should have gone to specsavers...
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
O'neill so happy with the result he breaks out into the dance routine from 'Beat It'
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
I ve just done it
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Excelsior!
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Keane after realizing he was supposed to bring the game ball
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Oh. I thought she was 18......  
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Keane asks the spurs fans for forgivness, I should never have left in the first place.... !
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
You know I m fool
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Although I am the Tottenham captain, I know nothing"
Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Hug it out?
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
After he was asked if Liverpool should have kept him, Keane's expression says it all
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
What, me worry?
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"Better I could've stayed in Milan"
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
No no no no no! I'm not playing till Cristiano plays!


Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
What the f*ck. They don't even know what "team" mean is
Jeroen (Barcelona) 4 years ago
Is karma catching up with Real? Or with me?  ....  ....  ....  Wait, I don't believe in karma, sorry Jebus!
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
After Milan's 4-0 defeat to AD Alcorcon Madrid manager make Kaka take a timeout.... But I don't wanna!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Stuff this, I'm too stoned to carry on, I, ll just sit here on the grass
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"Looks like I can't replace Ronaldo's role in Madrid"
Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Boy, this grass is soft.... Hey, where's Ronaldo?!
Scottie (Manchester City) 4 years ago
- I wish I played for man city
Senthil (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Kaka: oh! My god that girl was so sexy than my wife! I will not go out this place!
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Devang (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Respect my authority.  
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Dude, Why are you staring at my balls?  
Vegascoaster (Arsenal) 4 years ago
My balls, don't touch them
Misfit138 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Tonight, on COPS...
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
I ilke balls
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"Don't tell to anyone, these are beach balls in disguise!"
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
().... Ballgazer!
Lyndon (Panathinaikos Athens) 4 years ago
Theres more where these came from
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
Getcha mitts of me balls!  
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
What a load of balls
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"You want photos of my balls? Take it now"
Thinkfink (Fulham) 4 years ago

Like Lampard and Gerrard, some players will do anything to prove that they belong together in the middle
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
Childbirth on the pitch
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Oh dude nice point of view from here
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
DUDE! WHAT DID YOU EAT!?!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
What are you doing, you got the move my wife taught me all wrong.

Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
At least he's getting his head on ball(s)
Aussie1991 (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Its times like these you need mentos
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
We always knew that footballers had their heads up their arses, but this takes things to a whole new level!
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
I knew bringing contortion onto the training ground was a bad idea.... !
Chrisg (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
Ummmm.... Gaffer.... Could you just explain again.... How this is gonna' win us games?
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Number 6 and number 9 come together
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
A proctologists worst nightmare
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
"You smell nice at this point and can I continue to smell it forever? "
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
CHELSEA61 (Chelsea) 4 years ago
Liverpools pregame warmup now consists mainly of beach ball stomping as insisted upon by Rafa.

Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"get away nobody can stop us this time"
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
Not this time baby
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Liverpool teammates get acquainted with keeping the ball in the air
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
Uhhhh I didn't know we where at a beach I thought this was anfield
Theshid (Liverpool) 4 years ago
New model?
Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Nike premieres its new vintage ball, to be used exclusively at anfield
Tony (footytube staff) 4 years ago
Two balloons together
Derby22 (Derby County) 4 years ago
News Flash: Anfield goes all sandy
FUTBAL (Chelsea) 4 years ago
This beach ball looks nicer than the previous one, can I tried to play with it? "
Ben (Arsenal) 4 years ago
Charlie (Barcelona) 4 years ago
The family of are. Beach Ball invaded the pitch after they found out he wouldn't be starting today
Rockerr (Liverpool) 4 years ago
"Not this time guys!"
Nemmy (Inter Milan) 4 years ago
I got balls
Theturkishkop (Galatasaray SK) 4 years ago
This aint my job
Pragathish (AC Milan) 4 years ago
Am I on vacations already?!
Ftotti (AS Roma) 4 years ago
Boy do I got stylish shoes
Blooob (Liverpool) 4 years ago
At least I don't have to buy beach balls this holiday
Keeper16 (Real Madrid) 4 years ago
Cleaning up is a bore, but at least I get this snazzy jacket
Kaje85 (Birmingham City) 4 years ago
After the divorce from Peter Andre, Jordan no longer had a use for her implants.


Misfit138 (Manchester United) 4 years ago
Many people wondered why this steward stole those beach balls, but they all came to the same conclusion: he's from Liverpool



   
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